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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:27 pm |
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Du jättedum du är alldeles för gammal.
Steward says thank all you or die. Typing a post on the ipod touch is so hard. |
_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Auntie Tina- Lagos-Parakou-Tanguieta-Niamey-Tera-Mallanville-Lagos "well the story you read in children's fairytale story book when you are young is not the same as what is happing now." |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:21 am |
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Hi all!
Sorry I've been away from the thread a while. I've been meditating in the desert. I see we've lost Brother Badger. I suppose it's for his own good. If you cannot withstand the persecutions of lesser mods and iMike, there is no way you will be able to withstand the mind-blowing awesomeness of a full-fledged Stewardian enlightenment.
Thanks for all or Brother Dutch and the true Mike, Brother MikeH, for keeping the 3rd post the ever throbbing heart of Eater.
Also, welcome to the post Koko.
Steward's peace to you too Noid. |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
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Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:46 am |
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/\/\/\ Thanks for all or you. |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 6:53 am |
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ParaNoid wrote: |
I have attempted to join the PLT and it is directionless and without any long lasing far reaching purpose.
This Steward thread has plenty of purpose and direction. It even has a leader who is welcoming of all or you! |
How can you say that?? Corona is our glorious leader of the PLT. Heathen! |
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:04 am |
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'Noid good work infiltrating their ranks. Now climb to the top and show them the truth. The true PLT becons.
Koko, I hear you about the iPod! Especially with tags! Come to the PLT, no acronyms there. |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:17 pm |
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^^^Hi!
My PLT is coming to an end and I would thank all of you for making the end of it the true PLT that it is.
^^^Did I say that right?
iMike, did you call me a Heathen?
Who is Steward anyways? |
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Free Pastor Frank
An Eater's Sweetheart Safari |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:20 pm |
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^^ Some young, whippersnapping punk thinking he has all the answers. The nerve. |
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x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:49 pm |
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Welcome to the Thread of threads, sister Corona. Steward changed Eater, history was (and is) written in this very thread, take pride having been part of this.
Steward never would have wanted to end your PLT, ever! If you scroll back to page 1 though, you will understand why all Eater threads are bleeding dry. Steward was (and is) a legendary phenomenon that you will rarely see. Take your time to read it all and try to comprehend His awesomeness.
Welcome home, sister! And a warm welcome to brother Whippersnapper too.
Hi to all or you !! |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
x11 x a couple
Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:54 pm |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:31 pm |
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^^^ NO NO NO!!
'Heathen' was directed at 'Noid. How could any true PLT'er call you a heathen? |
_________________ --
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:38 pm |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:16 pm |
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^ Brother iMike is having a tough ride. **big hugs** for the way you're dealing with this. Here you go, sweetheart, it's great to have you here:
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_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
x11 x a couple
Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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mefilas
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Mar 2010
Posts: 55
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:17 pm |
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Hi, i'm new.. i will post my first bait soon |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:23 pm |
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rocko-d-spirito
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Jul 2009
Posts: 137
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:25 pm |
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Welcome to Eater, mefilas. |
_________________ "be rest assured that someone from nowhere shall blow a good bullet into your scull soon." -Mr O
"which U.S. secretary of state, did you threw feces at.what was your reason for such stupid act and how mant times will i tell you what to do next." -Mrs. Abuchi
U WERE BORN FROM AN EPILEPTIC MADMAN'S SPERM [email protected]
Lagos to Accra="My friend an not happy at this time you have done me painfull thing"
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:56 pm |
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Corona wrote: |
^^^Thank you very much! |
giggity giggity goo |
_________________ --
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[FREE LAPHROAIG]</a> |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:03 pm |
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And thus, the new Steward has arrived. Welcome to Eater, mefilas! |
_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=232044">[Current ongoing bait]</a>
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Exclusive prizes]</a>
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Auntie Tina- Lagos-Parakou-Tanguieta-Niamey-Tera-Mallanville-Lagos "well the story you read in children's fairytale story book when you are young is not the same as what is happing now." |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:32 pm |
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Koko, as members of the third post, we are all (or you) the new Steward.
We have all (or you) arrived.
Welcome to Eater mefilas! |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
x 67
x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:35 pm |
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Yes, we all or you. |
_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=232044">[Current ongoing bait]</a>
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Exclusive prizes]</a>
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Auntie Tina- Lagos-Parakou-Tanguieta-Niamey-Tera-Mallanville-Lagos "well the story you read in children's fairytale story book when you are young is not the same as what is happing now." |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 6:07 pm |
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Welcome mefilas - I think you need this thread:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=133443&start=825
this one's full of heretics & loonies. |
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[FREE LAPHROAIG]</a> |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:57 pm |
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iMike wrote: |
^^^ NO NO NO!!
'Heathen' was directed at 'Noid. How could any true PLT'er call you a heathen? |
Poor, poor, poor iMike, You seem to be confused in your own obfuscation. Corona knows she holds a special place in my heart and I would never trample on that connection.
Dear iMike, I understand your difficulty in turning from the abyss toward the light. It is a task lesser men might shrink away from. You never the less keep turning ever so slightly toward the light of Steward. We Stewardians welcome each turn of the worm in your metamorphosis! Spring is here (in the Northern Hemisphere), you will soon break free from the bonds on your earth existence and fly into the light of Steward. I look on with awe as the transformation un-folds before our very eyes and in the spirit of Steward's first post.
Welcome in the name of Steward mefilas to the happy family of Eater!
Please look for a Mentor who is also a follower of Steward who can teach you the ways of the Steward Baiting method. Brevity being the soul of wit and low post counts (Hi Reaper).
I wish you well in your quest. PM iMike with any questions as he is becoming enlightened one day at a time.
Welcome Corona, your charm is always welcome and appreciated.
Dutch, thank you for the Party!
Thank all or you! |
_________________ Gold Coins here
x 4 <b>Looking for a Mentor? Click here</b>
"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:35 pm |
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'Noid are you going on about that "spaceship in the comet's tail" again?
The only Steward we need is one who will serve free beverages due to a landing delay...
Corona <sigh>, your PLT may pass but will never be forgotten in my heart. I will wait with hoping eyes and parched fingers for the next PLT to open. |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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x13 x3 x4
We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:16 pm |
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Hi all!
A little background: Stewardism claims a historical continuity spanning more than 19 days. It is the newest monotheistic religion in existence.
There are the Orthodox Stewardites, who believe in and study only the holy texts themselves. They say, "Hi All!" and repeat the other texts without change.
The Conservative Stewardites also study only the holy texts, but they also question and analyze. "Where is the third post? Have the mods hidden it? And how am I supposed to get a date next Saturday night?" is a typical Conservative utterance.
The Reform Stewardites maintain that Stewardism and Stewardistic traditions should be modernized and should be compatible with participation in the surrounding culture. They also say "Hi All!" but sometimes in large fonts and different colors. In fact, they are very similar to the Conservatives, but they feel deeply guilty about it.
Liberal (or Progressive) Stewardism is the dynamic, cutting edge of modern Stewardism. Liberal Stewardism reveres Stewardist tradition, and seeks to preserve the values of the Stewardism of the past while giving them contemporary force. It aspires to a Stewardism that is always an active force for good in the lives of Stewardistical individuals, families and communities today, and equally makes its contribution to the betterment of society. Liberal Stewardites not only use different font sizes and colors but also change the wording of the sacred texts to suit the present. "Hi Corona!" is what a Liberal might say. Just a couple of us know this, but the most liberal, if not flaming pinko, Stewardite here on Eater is Fartina d'oudouriss.
Then there are the repressed, or as some would say it, "closet" Stewardites. These are people that are inherently Stewardistic, but deny it. They make spontaneous greetings, they wish for new friends, they give thanks when they can, but most of all they show the same clarity and economy of thought as the prophet himself. Even though they deny being Stewardites, they are clearly fascinated, they are drawn to the faith like moths to a flame, and they post like crazy about it. The best example of this type is iMike. We can only hope that one day he learns to love his inner Steward. When he does, I predict that he changes his name from iMike to MikeI. However, for now, he will only respond in the negative and further deny that he could ever be next in line to MikeH.
As to me, I'm a Theravada Stewardite, tending towards the mystical and solipsistic.
Thanks for all! |
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"jesus are you retarted. someone has gotta say it"
No more jokes about attendants!
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:21 am |
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A very perceptive and cogent summary of the budding schisms within this now well-established religion, but you failed to note the growing number of Stewagnostics in our society. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:38 am |
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Brother MikeH,
I am extremely impressed with your vast knowledge of Stewardism. It's obvious that you have truly let Steward into your heart and accepted him as your personal Steward.
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Just a couple of us know this, but the most liberal, if not flaming pinko, Stewardite here on Eater is Fartina d'oudouriss.
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And proud of it!!!
Thanks for all or you |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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