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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:35 pm |
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ZZZzzzaaaappp, your wish is granted and now every time you blink the channel changes on the TV, the radios with in 50 meters change channel too and your computer web browser changes pages too.
I wish I were as smart as I think I am |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:29 am |
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BOOM! You're so smart that you annoy everyone around you and eventually have no friends and you become victim to constant beatings at random.
I wish I could sing well |
_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:27 am |
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BROOPADOOP! Unfortunately you can only sing, not speak, which makes phone orders a nightmare, and everyone is looking at you strangely all the time.
I wish that low-fat low-cal icecream was made in more flavours and didn't have that odd slippery texture and weird aftertaste. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:44 am |
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Whooooosh! Wish granted, but now the low cal, low fat ice cream is so delicious and available in so many different flavors that you can't stop eating it, and the total calories and fat taken in is so huge in the end you gain 150 kg's (about 300 pounds in medieval measurements) in no time and you can't get through the door anymore.
I wish my Oracle backup system wouldn't be corrupted due to daylight saving time changes. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:03 am |
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(150 kilos is actually about 330 pounds, not 200 - but I digress)
BIG BADA BOOM! The problem now is that daylight saving problems now affect you. Soon you are completely out of sync with the rest of the world and the sight of any clock or timepiece (even an hourglass) drives you into screaming fits.
I wish that the agent who talked Jeremy Irons into appearing in the Dungeons and Dragons movie, the casting director who selected Marlons Wayans to appear in it, and whoever did the costume and make-up design for Bruce Payne as Damodar, should all fall into the same 30-metre deep spiked pit. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:10 am |
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Wish granted, but the spikes are 2 cm (that's about 1 1/4" in medieval measurements) long and covered with a soft big mattress , silk sheets and 7 young, beautiful, very lightly dressed and willing women.
in case the agent, the casting director and the costume designer are female, they are lesbian and so are the girls at the bottom of the pit
I wish my length conversion calculation skills were better... |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:31 am |
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(2 cm is about 0.8 inches - I digress again)
SHLURPEDURP! And you can instantly convert metric length measurements into... Egyptian cubits.
I wish that this madness would end. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:34 am |
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Pooffff! Madness ("One step Beyond!!!") finally splits, causing their entire portfolio to be on air 24 hours per day over the next 6 months.
I wish my office desk would clean itself up each night. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:46 am |
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If you want, but you get sacked because your computer and all stationery and office supplies just keep disappearing and gawdamn it, someone's responsible!
I wish that freshly-gorund coffee would taste as good as it smells. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:26 am |
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OK, it does as of now, but chewing on that coffee powder makes your teeth go dark brown, and the only way to whiten your teeth again is to pull them all and replace them by a cheap set of false teeth (which incidentally make you look like Dracula).
I wish it was already lunch hour (4 minutes to go) |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:39 am |
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BADABING! It's lunch hour. Unfortunately it's still breakfast in the local eateries, and you don't have a gun to back up your desire for lunch.
I wish that there was less gossip about Lady Gaga. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:54 am |
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Done, but now Beth Ditto is completely gaga.
I wish it was lunch hour again and I hadn't eaten yet. |
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JadeFalcon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jul 2009
Posts: 806
Location: United States of Eurasia
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:16 pm |
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POOF!
It's now your lunch hour and you haven't eaten. However, all you have are Hot Pockets and the microwave's broken.
I wish I had some chocolate-covered pretzels. |
_________________ x68 x83
Deaded sites:
Hector the pith factory: Benin-Ghana-Liberia, Senegal-Gambia w/ Team Hectard
"fo rizzle my j-fizzle" - BluthBanana
"I am tired of all this questions you do ask me all the time.You ask question like a small kid." - Michael Jonathan, avatarlad
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Come on...You know you want an ORANGE name!</a>
RIP Steward. Never forget. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:39 pm |
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GANGAJANG! Unfortunately, they were in your pockets, and the dry-cleaner closed early...
I wish that scammer hadn't asked me to talk dirty on chat... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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JadeFalcon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jul 2009
Posts: 806
Location: United States of Eurasia
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:13 pm |
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BANG!
Indeed he didn't. Instead he made you watch him perform a striptease on a webcam chat.
I wish I were getting promoted today. |
_________________ x68 x83
Deaded sites:
Hector the pith factory: Benin-Ghana-Liberia, Senegal-Gambia w/ Team Hectard
"fo rizzle my j-fizzle" - BluthBanana
"I am tired of all this questions you do ask me all the time.You ask question like a small kid." - Michael Jonathan, avatarlad
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Come on...You know you want an ORANGE name!</a>
RIP Steward. Never forget. |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:50 pm |
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POOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
You're instantly promoted to Chairman of your company.
As the chairman, it is your duty to move the chairs from the cafeteria to the meeting room for each board meeting.
I which the email I just received (actually while typing this) REALLY was not spam! Promised! |
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Rincewind
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2010
Posts: 119
Location: Manchester UK
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:04 pm |
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the fairygod mother waves her wand.
Sadly though, despite the promises, assurances, even a handful of RSOT's you don't beleive that the Nigerian Lottery has chosen you, and you giggle as they attempt to send you a genuine cheque for £3 million 100% risk free to a duff address.
I wish that girl will be in the gym again tonight.
AND I'VE SEEN HER IN A VERY SMALL BIKINI BEFORE YOU TRY TO CORRUPT IT THAT WAY! |
_________________ I am not in Nigeria and what your son is saying is not wrong. Sometimes the internet providers have a problem with the positioning of the satelite and it reads Africa, or America and sometime it reads japan all depending on the satelite positioning to get better service. - Cardinal Angelo Sodano 41.222.192.102 (Benin-Africa) |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:25 pm |
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She's there! Woohoo! With her new girlfriend!
I wish I could play piano. |
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Rincewind
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2010
Posts: 119
Location: Manchester UK
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:59 pm |
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wokabo wrote: |
She's there! Woohoo! With her new girlfriend! |
I think you have missed the point of corrupting the wish!
You can now play piano as well as a deaf person having a fit with two 7lb sledgehammers sat at the keyboard, blindfolded
I wish I was in the above photograph, the meat in the sandwich one might say! |
_________________ I am not in Nigeria and what your son is saying is not wrong. Sometimes the internet providers have a problem with the positioning of the satelite and it reads Africa, or America and sometime it reads japan all depending on the satelite positioning to get better service. - Cardinal Angelo Sodano 41.222.192.102 (Benin-Africa) |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:03 pm |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:10 pm |
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La la la...POOF!! You are in the picture but the camera transformed you into a hotdog and you get eaten.
I wish I had some caramel brownies with ice cream right now. |
_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Auntie Tina- Lagos-Parakou-Tanguieta-Niamey-Tera-Mallanville-Lagos "well the story you read in children's fairytale story book when you are young is not the same as what is happing now." |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:21 pm |
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:48 pm |
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done, everyone is now as friendly as your good self, free beers are handed out everywhere and the world is a better place, unfortunatly to make up for the now lack of rude and abrupt people, you have become a self indulgent, cynical, grumpy, unloving, unloved, boring, insulting, oppressor. Congrats your now a mod.
I wish that i can get away with that last comment. |
_________________ x3 (Gboyz member SMALLBOI)
falsifying a FBI agent is illegal and will get you arrested, we know where you are and will be coming for you if you do not submut to our requests--- Mr Kis (the FBI agent)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT ONLY FOOL AT YOURSLEF INDOORSIDE? GO TO HEALICKATITY ROOKS? (Eve) |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:22 pm |
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BING-KLAD-DE-VILIAK! You'd be OK, but for the other 99 comments...
I wish that the true story of what happened on board the Mary Celeste could at last be told. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
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Happy_Slacker
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Apr 2007
Posts: 291
Location: Location: Location:
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:29 pm |
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hisssss: The story was told, but you were called away on important business missing out on the story.
I wish I were cursed |
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