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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 9:46 am

And Lo! The Angel THe holy Virgin Vogon appeared amongst the Money Lenders and the Western Union Transfer Offices and spake thus:

" You will remember the day that Steward came amongst you in human form, and you will keep it Holy. From this day hence, the day that Steward appeared will be known as Stewsday"

Today by happy coincidence is therefore Stewsday.

Happy Stewsday to all believers.

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:02 am

Wow, this is still going. Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:13 am

Hi Reaper

<-- Who is responsible for that??

@fowan - you're deliberately obfuscating the point. I didn't say Harry was the messiah, I said it's the sort of thing you'd say.

It's early & I need bacon.

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:18 am

Hi Reaper, Of course it is still going. just wait until the first Millenium of Steward comes round.

Hi Sherry Triffle. You deserved that tag regardless of who did it. Maybe it was...... (no, I won't start another debate for debates allow doubters to try and turn the believers for the path they have chosen)

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:43 pm

Remember this?

Steward was here today, my fellow Stewardians. He just wanted to let us know:

Our master, Steward of Stewards is still watching over us. (as if there could be any doubt about about that.) You're always in our hearts, Savior.

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 5:04 pm

That face in the toast - it's not steward, it's Quagmire!!

You poor deluded fools have been worshipping Quagmire Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:02 pm

For the love of all or you!! Luckey has deceived! Too much negative energy! Steward cannot get through!

iMike you cartoons are gratuitous and vaudvillian! You really do have the light of Steward in you. It shines brightly through the shadow. If only the congealed philosophers of tradition would see it they would welcome you regardless of your antithesis doctrine. The opaque will be clear soon.

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:08 pm

Well, giggity giggity goo Very Happy

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:18 pm

Badgerbait wrote:

For the love of all or you!! Luckey has deceived!

I've done nothing of the kind. It isn't tomorrow yet.

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:21 pm

Whoa! Allegorical...

The sun will come out tomorrow!

Tomorrow is always just a day away!

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:54 pm

Badger, I thank you for the warning, and low or high, it has come true. That wooden member/Mod known as Luckey has reached deep into the Mod bag o' tricks and pulled out one of the oldest in the dusky past.

I, in all of my excitement prematurely spoke without thinking through the pure chicanery that is requisite to become a Mod. I was lulled by the warmth that is Steward.

I should have realized that Luckey is not a Stewardian. I shall view his/her future posting with a jaundiced eye.

@iMike, I do recall your request to become a truffle. See, much like St. Nick, St. Steward brings wishes beyond your wildest dreams! Thank you messenger or Steward! Welcome brodda!

the turbid iMike wrote:

I'm a cherry trifle.

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:10 pm

Friends,Eaters, countrymen,lend me you ears(they will be returned at the door)!I come here to bury Steward(in the foulest bog I can find),not to praise him(too damn much of that already)!

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:21 pm

Now that the snow has melted away and the flowers come into spring, I take a glass of wine, reminiscing about Steward. He was just a special person. No chats, no location, no interests, no birthday, even no face. Aren´t we all Steward, somehow, sometimes?
In Steward-moments like this, I know who are my real friends.
Steward. We have never argued because we had no specific interests. How come that none of our baits has worked out? Was it the lack of discussion?
Steward : The light will keep on burning.
I raise my glass to all the Stewards in the world.

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:23 pm

I couldnt have said it better myself, Frumpy...beautiful...

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:26 pm

Steward, the invisible anon possibly from 4ch. Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:30 pm

Has any Steward ever started a war?
No.
Stewards are peaceful.
Stewards are friends.
Stewards share freindship.
Stewards share their bear meat with you.
Stewards aplay harp in heavy metal orchestras.
Soon it will be myth...Steward, the son of Steward, the son of Steward the Elder, one spring day long long ago he conquered this rude world - with friendship.He rode in this town on a white horse....his followers´ crowd behind him throwing face-shaped toasts into the crowd of spectators.
Everybody was convinced, everybody believed.
Everybody joined the Steward Church.

Stewards don´t steal toilet paper rolls. Stewards wind them up for you and open the toiled seat for you, taking care of fresh magazines.

Steward! Let´s bring the band back together again!!

Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:39 am

^Thank goodness Frumpy has well over 5000 posts of real substance. Very Happy

I, on the other hand, have remained pure and content-free, happy just to spread the word of Steward.

Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:14 am

Once I post in a PWT and imemdiately I´m spotted by your lovely little evil goat eye Smile

Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:06 am

Morning all

Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:43 pm

Frumpy, thank you for being so observant! I would have missed another miracle of Steward! I have noticed, as of late, the the magazines in the loo are renewed every first week of the month!!! This is certainly his work! I shall never be bored on the pot with the love of all or you!

Now if he would only call up the horde of scrubbing bubbles to smite evil bowl stains...

Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:56 pm

^ Likewise, Frumpy, thank you for helping me see that it was the Hand of Steward that created the lovely sunrise this morning, and erased my lousy mood of yesterday!

Steward works in mysterious ways, does he not? By his very absence he is present.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Nay, Steward makes the sun set, and it is his evil looming eye that is the pocked moon, which always hides its dark side from humanity...

Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:42 pm

^^^ I Thought that was the squirrel that did that.

Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:11 pm

Only on Saturday nights, Nurse Nasty takes the other nights I have been told.

Is it tomorrow yet?

Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:42 pm

Here beginneth the lesson for today:

Quote:

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the General Forum, I will fear no shitfuckery; for Steward art with me: his rod and his staff, they comfort me.
And verily, I shall use them to twat anyone who cares to bring it on.

Here endeth the lesson.