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Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:15 pm

Sooo, the other day I got this :

" Central Bank of Nigeria, Head Office Complex, Central Business District,
Abuja FCT. - Nigeria.
Website:www.cenbank.org

Attention:Approved fund Beneficiary,

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract/Lotto /inheritance payment file and found out that why you have not received your approved fund is because you have been dealing with people who are claiming to be officials and representatives of the Bank whereas in reality they are impostors and non-officials of the Bank.

Furthermore, your payment files clearly shows that the information about you in our Payment Processing Unit (PPU) is incomplete or may have been altered by these crooks making it impossible for you to receive your payment.

While we regret the inconvenience this ugly situation have caused, we are happy to inform you that approval has been made for immediate payment of the sum of One Million and Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars only (US$1,300,000.00) in your favour as part payment for this 2010 fiscal year.

In order not to waste time and ensure transparancy, this payment will be made to you through an Automated Teller Machine Card (ATM CARD) to be issued to you free of charge.

Consequently, our SWIFT CARD PAYMENT UNIT has been mandated to upgrade your ATM CARD to be released to you as soon as possible.

Note that this ATM card will have a maximum withdrawal capacity of Ten Thousand Dollars per day and the CARD is duly inter-switched enabling you to make withdrawals from any ATM machine nearest to you in any part of the world.

Because of these impostors, we hereby issue you with our code of conduct, which is (CBN/ATM/2010) and you have to indicate this code by using it as your subject whenever you are replying to this email to avoid confusion.

You are advised to indicate your acceptance and readiness to receive your fund through this means by reconfirming the following information listed below with us for final verification and release of your ATM card to you free of charge:

1. Your full names:................................
2. Phone and fax number:..............................
3. Address where your ATM Card may be sent to you:
(P.O box not acceptable):...............................
4. Your age and current occupation:.............................

You will receive your ATM CARD in the next one working week upon receipt of the above requested information.

We anticipate your total compliance to this message immediately.

Thanks.

Yours Faithfully,

Dr. Mrs. Sarah Alade-
Executive Director
(Board Member)
Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)"

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:18 pm

to which i answered :

Dear Mrs Sarah Alade

Thank you very much for you interesting email, it was kind of you to contact me with this great news.
I will be glad to help you any way I can, because God knows my synagogue's charity fund is always happy to receive money in order to help the most deprived amongst us. We already receive and redistribute about $30 milion every year, but $1.3 milion in one go, from one person only is unheard of ! This money will make many, many people happy ! Thank you so much.

Here are my details, as you requested:
1. My full names: Rabbi Solal Cohen--Swimhaha

2. Phone and fax number: I'm affraid at the moment our phone/fax network is out of order, at least for another fex days ; it will probably be back on next monday, with new numbers. I'll forward them to you as soon as possible. I hope this will not delay the payment.

3. Address where your ATM Card may be sent to you:
(P.O box not acceptable): 27,xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, United Kongdom (my personnal adress. You'll understand that I won't give you the adress of my workplace / synagogue, so as not to involve anyone else in the process)
4. Your age and current occupation: I'm 54 and I'm Head of my congregation, the
Ashkenazi & Sefaradic Synagogue / Hebrews Of London, England.
We're a newly created congregation that aims to bring all jewish believers together in prayer.

I hope this information is to your satisfaction and that you'll reply to me shortly.

Sincerely,

Rabbi Solal Cohen--Swimhaha

You'll notice the innitials of my 'newly created congregation'. Hopefully he'll get a tattoo of it some day Smile

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:25 pm

^^^ ummm teddy has an asshole but does not remember getting circumcised. Shocked

Cool avatar dude ... and I keep plugging away for tats too.
Sig line icons are cool but nothing says we bite more than a pretty tat on a lad. Very Happy

Power of advertising - wonderful!

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