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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 9:46 am |
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And Lo! The Angel THe holy Virgin Vogon appeared amongst the Money Lenders and the Western Union Transfer Offices and spake thus:
" You will remember the day that Steward came amongst you in human form, and you will keep it Holy. From this day hence, the day that Steward appeared will be known as Stewsday"
Today by happy coincidence is therefore Stewsday.
Happy Stewsday to all believers. |
_________________ Fake Courier sites killed - 2 x
Fake Bank sites killed - 1 x
Vogons unite against 419.
you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
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Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:02 am |
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Wow, this is still going. |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:13 am |
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Hi Reaper
<-- Who is responsible for that??
@fowan - you're deliberately obfuscating the point. I didn't say Harry was the messiah, I said it's the sort of thing you'd say.
It's early & I need bacon. |
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:18 am |
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Hi Reaper, Of course it is still going. just wait until the first Millenium of Steward comes round.
Hi Sherry Triffle. You deserved that tag regardless of who did it. Maybe it was...... (no, I won't start another debate for debates allow doubters to try and turn the believers for the path they have chosen) |
_________________ Fake Courier sites killed - 2 x
Fake Bank sites killed - 1 x
Vogons unite against 419.
you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
x? x2
Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:43 pm |
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Remember this?
Steward was here today, my fellow Stewardians. He just wanted to let us know:
Our master, Steward of Stewards is still watching over us. (as if there could be any doubt about about that.) You're always in our hearts, Savior. |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
x11 x a couple
Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 5:04 pm |
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That face in the toast - it's not steward, it's Quagmire!!
You poor deluded fools have been worshipping Quagmire
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:02 pm |
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For the love of all or you!! Luckey has deceived! Too much negative energy! Steward cannot get through!
iMike you cartoons are gratuitous and vaudvillian! You really do have the light of Steward in you. It shines brightly through the shadow. If only the congealed philosophers of tradition would see it they would welcome you regardless of your antithesis doctrine. The opaque will be clear soon. |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
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I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:08 pm |
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Well, giggity giggity goo |
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:18 pm |
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Badgerbait wrote: |
For the love of all or you!! Luckey has deceived! |
I've done nothing of the kind. It isn't tomorrow yet. |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:21 pm |
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Whoa! Allegorical...
The sun will come out tomorrow!
Tomorrow is always just a day away! |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:54 pm |
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Badger, I thank you for the warning, and low or high, it has come true. That wooden member/Mod known as Luckey has reached deep into the Mod bag o' tricks and pulled out one of the oldest in the dusky past.
I, in all of my excitement prematurely spoke without thinking through the pure chicanery that is requisite to become a Mod. I was lulled by the warmth that is Steward.
I should have realized that Luckey is not a Stewardian. I shall view his/her future posting with a jaundiced eye.
@iMike, I do recall your request to become a truffle. See, much like St. Nick, St. Steward brings wishes beyond your wildest dreams! Thank you messenger or Steward! Welcome brodda!
the turbid iMike wrote: |
I'm a cherry trifle. |
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"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:10 pm |
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Friends,Eaters, countrymen,lend me you ears(they will be returned at the door)!I come here to bury Steward(in the foulest bog I can find),not to praise him(too damn much of that already)! |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:21 pm |
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Now that the snow has melted away and the flowers come into spring, I take a glass of wine, reminiscing about Steward. He was just a special person. No chats, no location, no interests, no birthday, even no face. Aren´t we all Steward, somehow, sometimes?
In Steward-moments like this, I know who are my real friends.
Steward. We have never argued because we had no specific interests. How come that none of our baits has worked out? Was it the lack of discussion?
Steward : The light will keep on burning.
I raise my glass to all the Stewards in the world. |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
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SiteReaper
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Sep 2008
Posts: 357
Location: Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200. ByeBye Bankity-Bank!
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:23 pm |
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I couldnt have said it better myself, Frumpy...beautiful... |
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bastard thief-FBI
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your fund is no more here in our bank.~Mr. W@lter.
it is God that give me your contact email ~Mr. 3ke.
I will put on my base ball t-shirt today, coz i know you will write me...lol.-John @pender.
Thanks for your kindness. Unfortunately, we are not interested in your
cake, rather we need the document.-FBI
X100+ and counting... |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:26 pm |
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Steward, the invisible anon possibly from 4ch. |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:30 pm |
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Has any Steward ever started a war?
No.
Stewards are peaceful.
Stewards are friends.
Stewards share freindship.
Stewards share their bear meat with you.
Stewards aplay harp in heavy metal orchestras.
Soon it will be myth...Steward, the son of Steward, the son of Steward the Elder, one spring day long long ago he conquered this rude world - with friendship.He rode in this town on a white horse....his followers´ crowd behind him throwing face-shaped toasts into the crowd of spectators.
Everybody was convinced, everybody believed.
Everybody joined the Steward Church.
Stewards don´t steal toilet paper rolls. Stewards wind them up for you and open the toiled seat for you, taking care of fresh magazines.
Steward! Let´s bring the band back together again!! |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:39 am |
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^Thank goodness Frumpy has well over 5000 posts of real substance.
I, on the other hand, have remained pure and content-free, happy just to spread the word of Steward. |
_________________
"jesus are you retarted. someone has gotta say it"
No more jokes about attendants!
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:14 am |
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Once I post in a PWT and imemdiately I´m spotted by your lovely little evil goat eye |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:06 am |
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Morning all
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_________________ --
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[FREE LAPHROAIG]</a> |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:43 pm |
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Frumpy, thank you for being so observant! I would have missed another miracle of Steward! I have noticed, as of late, the the magazines in the loo are renewed every first week of the month!!! This is certainly his work! I shall never be bored on the pot with the love of all or you!
Now if he would only call up the horde of scrubbing bubbles to smite evil bowl stains... |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:56 pm |
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^ Likewise, Frumpy, thank you for helping me see that it was the Hand of Steward that created the lovely sunrise this morning, and erased my lousy mood of yesterday!
Steward works in mysterious ways, does he not? By his very absence he is present. |
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"jesus are you retarted. someone has gotta say it"
No more jokes about attendants!
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:09 pm |
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Nay, Steward makes the sun set, and it is his evil looming eye that is the pocked moon, which always hides its dark side from humanity... |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:42 pm |
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^^^ I Thought that was the squirrel that did that. |
_________________ Fake Courier sites killed - 2 x
Fake Bank sites killed - 1 x
Vogons unite against 419.
you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
x? x2
Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:11 pm |
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Only on Saturday nights, Nurse Nasty takes the other nights I have been told.
Is it tomorrow yet? |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:42 pm |
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Here beginneth the lesson for today:
Quote: |
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the General Forum, I will fear no shitfuckery; for Steward art with me: his rod and his staff, they comfort me.
And verily, I shall use them to twat anyone who cares to bring it on. |
Here endeth the lesson. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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