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Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:51 am

I wish i had a chocolate milk cow.
Granted. Too bad you have an apartment and the health inspector stopped by about the noise and smell.

I wish to become invisable.

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:06 am

Granted, people can still see you though, as you're only invisable.

I wish I was a punk rocker

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:09 pm

Your wish is Granted.

Sadly with the amount of studs, earrings, piercings and zips you are a now a perfect lightning conducter

I wish my car was powered by lad's emails!

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:26 pm

Granted, but you have to read them all for it to work.

I wish I could be as funny as bohigal is.

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:40 pm

Granted. You're now about as funny as a bad traffic accident.

I wish I was as unhetero as Pastor Frank.

edited as I had so many cock-wallets to choose from. In the end the choice was obvious though.

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:09 pm

Your wish is granted.

When you open you eyes, all you can see is Frank leaning over you, sweat beading on his forehead as he prepares to defile you for the umpteeth time,
he leans down and gasps in your ear something about genital warts.

Sorry Frank!

I wish I had a wallet that gave out lots of free money, in legal British tender, when I utter the phrase "Locks-a-Lordy, My bottoms on fire!"

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:15 pm

Your wish is my command. Strangely, you are only able to utter that phrase after hearing Pastor Frank whisper "Bend over, here it comes again."

I wish I had a zipper in my cleavage too.

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:18 pm

Granted, unfortunatly now your cleavage has sagged down to between your knees.

I wish I was a real boy

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:04 pm

well Pinocchio, your wish comes true unexpectedly whilst in the lion enclosure at a zoo

Wish corrupted with thanks to Gary Larson's Far Side

I wish I had a plastic paper clip

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:13 pm

Granted! Eat a lot of fiber and you should be able to see it in a day or two. Be sure to rinse it off.

I wish I hadn't read the granting of Slightly's wish.

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:14 am

Granted. You are blind now and thus can't read anyone's post.

I wish I had Photoshop and InDesign on my computer.

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:36 am

Granted, but unfortunately you don't have a valid serial number. You can buy it via WU. 100% risky free.

I wish that I will receive my first photo trophy tomorrow

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:08 am

Poof! Unfortunately, instead of your lad holding a sign, it is a picture he meant to send to his proctologist. At least you've learned that a fungus can bleed.

I wish I could stand behind Gary Busey in line at the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:40 am

Your wish is granted! You are standing behind Gary Busey. Unfortunately, he has just wolfed down a double bowl of chili beans at Ben's and looks a bit uncomfortable...

I wish Lady Gaga would perform at my house.

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:49 am

Granted. She's a little tipsy when she arrives and performs oral on your dog.

I wish I hadn't pictured that.

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:08 pm

Fine - except that you instead visualise Ron Jeremy using your cat as a sex toy.

I wish that my boss would suddenly rethink that stupid restructure plan.

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:22 pm

granted, your boss takes a moment to rethink his plan about restructuring, he then decides it is still in his best interest to go ahead with it anyway.

I wish I wasnt at work right now

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:27 pm

Fixed! Now you're in the hospital, where the doctor tells you that the flesheating bacteria has decided to attack your testicles.

I wish my hangover would be over already.

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:29 pm

Fine - you're drunk again, this time in front of a large crowd..

I wish that my cat wasn't so evil.

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:36 pm

Granted. Please bury it before it starts to smell too much.

I wish my wife would act normal for once...

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:55 pm

Granted, your wife acts competely normal, unfortunatly she now doesnt speak english anymore.

I wish I had a coffee

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:57 pm

^^ Cool! Just what I wanted!

Anyway, Granted. You push it however of your desk, onto your lap, burning your most intimate parts up to a level that renders them unusable for an extended period.

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:01 pm

Granted, its cold, and has something growing on it

I wish bananas were blue

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:10 pm

Why is everything hurting my "most inimate parts"

granted bananas are now blue, they are also growing from your ears

I wish i had superpowers

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:15 pm

Granted. You are now an Eater mod and must devote your life to ridding the internet of creativity and free thought, persecuting innocent bystanders, and killing babies.

I wish Eater mods weren't so evil.