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Agent1002
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Feb 2010
Posts: 442
Location: USA
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:51 am |
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I wish i had a chocolate milk cow.
Granted. Too bad you have an apartment and the health inspector stopped by about the noise and smell.
I wish to become invisable. |
_________________ X5 2 piggies in my first batch of 4 baits.
Magic Jack phones :
you have to answer this questions because seem that you are playing with this organisation from money order to generator, please we do not like stories and playing at the moment.
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:06 am |
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Granted, people can still see you though, as you're only invisable.
I wish I was a punk rocker |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Rincewind
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2010
Posts: 119
Location: Manchester UK
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:09 pm |
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Your wish is Granted.
Sadly with the amount of studs, earrings, piercings and zips you are a now a perfect lightning conducter
I wish my car was powered by lad's emails! |
_________________ I am not in Nigeria and what your son is saying is not wrong. Sometimes the internet providers have a problem with the positioning of the satelite and it reads Africa, or America and sometime it reads japan all depending on the satelite positioning to get better service. - Cardinal Angelo Sodano 41.222.192.102 (Benin-Africa) |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:26 pm |
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Granted, but you have to read them all for it to work.
I wish I could be as funny as bohigal is. |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:40 pm |
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Granted. You're now about as funny as a bad traffic accident.
I wish I was as unhetero as Pastor Frank.
edited as I had so many cock-wallets to choose from. In the end the choice was obvious though. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Rincewind
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2010
Posts: 119
Location: Manchester UK
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:09 pm |
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Your wish is granted.
When you open you eyes, all you can see is Frank leaning over you, sweat beading on his forehead as he prepares to defile you for the umpteeth time,
he leans down and gasps in your ear something about genital warts.
Sorry Frank!
I wish I had a wallet that gave out lots of free money, in legal British tender, when I utter the phrase "Locks-a-Lordy, My bottoms on fire!" |
_________________ I am not in Nigeria and what your son is saying is not wrong. Sometimes the internet providers have a problem with the positioning of the satelite and it reads Africa, or America and sometime it reads japan all depending on the satelite positioning to get better service. - Cardinal Angelo Sodano 41.222.192.102 (Benin-Africa) |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:15 pm |
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Your wish is my command. Strangely, you are only able to utter that phrase after hearing Pastor Frank whisper "Bend over, here it comes again."
I wish I had a zipper in my cleavage too. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:18 pm |
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Granted, unfortunatly now your cleavage has sagged down to between your knees.
I wish I was a real boy |
_________________ x3 (Gboyz member SMALLBOI)
falsifying a FBI agent is illegal and will get you arrested, we know where you are and will be coming for you if you do not submut to our requests--- Mr Kis (the FBI agent)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT ONLY FOOL AT YOURSLEF INDOORSIDE? GO TO HEALICKATITY ROOKS? (Eve) |
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Rincewind
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2010
Posts: 119
Location: Manchester UK
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Posted:
Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:04 pm |
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well Pinocchio, your wish comes true unexpectedly whilst in the lion enclosure at a zoo
Wish corrupted with thanks to Gary Larson's Far Side
I wish I had a plastic paper clip |
_________________ I am not in Nigeria and what your son is saying is not wrong. Sometimes the internet providers have a problem with the positioning of the satelite and it reads Africa, or America and sometime it reads japan all depending on the satelite positioning to get better service. - Cardinal Angelo Sodano 41.222.192.102 (Benin-Africa) |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:13 pm |
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Granted! Eat a lot of fiber and you should be able to see it in a day or two. Be sure to rinse it off.
I wish I hadn't read the granting of Slightly's wish. |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
x 67
x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
Reap / Sow |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:14 am |
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Granted. You are blind now and thus can't read anyone's post.
I wish I had Photoshop and InDesign on my computer. |
_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=232044">[Current ongoing bait]</a>
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Exclusive prizes]</a>
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Auntie Tina- Lagos-Parakou-Tanguieta-Niamey-Tera-Mallanville-Lagos "well the story you read in children's fairytale story book when you are young is not the same as what is happing now." |
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Nero419
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Jan 2010
Posts: 236
Location: Planet Earth
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:36 am |
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Granted, but unfortunately you don't have a valid serial number. You can buy it via WU. 100% risky free.
I wish that I will receive my first photo trophy tomorrow |
_________________ => Oliver WIMPED Lagos, Nigeria => Cotonou, Benin (212km, 132mi round trip)
=> John WIMPED Lagos, Nigeria => Cotonou, Benin (212km, 132mi round trip)
"Search and Rescue Thread" <<<=== With Success!
x 7 x4
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:08 am |
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Poof! Unfortunately, instead of your lad holding a sign, it is a picture he meant to send to his proctologist. At least you've learned that a fungus can bleed.
I wish I could stand behind Gary Busey in line at the Department of Motor Vehicles. |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
x 67
x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
Reap / Sow |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:40 am |
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Your wish is granted! You are standing behind Gary Busey. Unfortunately, he has just wolfed down a double bowl of chili beans at Ben's and looks a bit uncomfortable...
I wish Lady Gaga would perform at my house. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Posted:
Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:49 am |
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Granted. She's a little tipsy when she arrives and performs oral on your dog.
I wish I hadn't pictured that. |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:08 pm |
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Fine - except that you instead visualise Ron Jeremy using your cat as a sex toy.
I wish that my boss would suddenly rethink that stupid restructure plan. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:22 pm |
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granted, your boss takes a moment to rethink his plan about restructuring, he then decides it is still in his best interest to go ahead with it anyway.
I wish I wasnt at work right now |
_________________ x3 (Gboyz member SMALLBOI)
falsifying a FBI agent is illegal and will get you arrested, we know where you are and will be coming for you if you do not submut to our requests--- Mr Kis (the FBI agent)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT ONLY FOOL AT YOURSLEF INDOORSIDE? GO TO HEALICKATITY ROOKS? (Eve) |
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Caligula
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 4774
Location: Growing old
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:27 pm |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:29 pm |
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Fine - you're drunk again, this time in front of a large crowd..
I wish that my cat wasn't so evil. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:36 pm |
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Granted. Please bury it before it starts to smell too much.
I wish my wife would act normal for once... |
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Fight My Brute |
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:55 pm |
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Granted, your wife acts competely normal, unfortunatly she now doesnt speak english anymore.
I wish I had a coffee |
_________________ x3 (Gboyz member SMALLBOI)
falsifying a FBI agent is illegal and will get you arrested, we know where you are and will be coming for you if you do not submut to our requests--- Mr Kis (the FBI agent)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT ONLY FOOL AT YOURSLEF INDOORSIDE? GO TO HEALICKATITY ROOKS? (Eve) |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:57 pm |
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^^ Cool! Just what I wanted!
Anyway, Granted. You push it however of your desk, onto your lap, burning your most intimate parts up to a level that renders them unusable for an extended period. |
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Fight My Brute |
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Rincewind
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2010
Posts: 119
Location: Manchester UK
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:01 pm |
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Granted, its cold, and has something growing on it
I wish bananas were blue |
_________________ I am not in Nigeria and what your son is saying is not wrong. Sometimes the internet providers have a problem with the positioning of the satelite and it reads Africa, or America and sometime it reads japan all depending on the satelite positioning to get better service. - Cardinal Angelo Sodano 41.222.192.102 (Benin-Africa) |
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:10 pm |
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Why is everything hurting my "most inimate parts"
granted bananas are now blue, they are also growing from your ears
I wish i had superpowers |
_________________ x3 (Gboyz member SMALLBOI)
falsifying a FBI agent is illegal and will get you arrested, we know where you are and will be coming for you if you do not submut to our requests--- Mr Kis (the FBI agent)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT ONLY FOOL AT YOURSLEF INDOORSIDE? GO TO HEALICKATITY ROOKS? (Eve) |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:15 pm |
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Granted. You are now an Eater mod and must devote your life to ridding the internet of creativity and free thought, persecuting innocent bystanders, and killing babies.
I wish Eater mods weren't so evil. |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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