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mrpwn
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 08 Mar 2010
Posts: 6
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 7:30 pm |
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My fellow men, I write this today to apologize for the many wrongs I have committed in my youth. I am now an old man and no longer wish to carry this great guilt on my shoulders. Below you will find all the sins I have committed and the damage that they have inflected so for all of this, I am sorry.
I was the one who convinced women that men loved to hear them complain
I was the one who taught women how to poke holes in condoms
I was the one who told women how much men loved their emotions
I was the one who told women to spend all our hard earned money
I was the one who encouraged women to lie about being on ‘the pill’
I was the one who lied to women about how much we love shopping with them
I was the one who taught women how to drive
I was the one who explained how women should have equal rights
I was the one said how women should never put out until a man has spent X amount of dollars on her
I was the one who told Hillary to run for office
I was the one who started women’s professional sports
I was the one who invented the period
I was the one who convinced women how much men hate sex
I was the one who told women to far freely
I was the one who taught women that they are always right
I was the one who informed women about the dangers of anal sex
I was the one who invented women bodybuilding competitions
I was the one who told women to lie about being raped if they truly hated a man
I was the one who created ‘chick-flicks’ and the one who told women how much men love seeing them
I was the one who gave women the right to vote
I was the one who introduced women to gossip
I was the one who taught women how to make a man sleep on the couch
And finally, I was the one who told women to be as bitchy as possible all the time
But in my defense, for all the wrongs I have committed in this life, their exists one single good deed that I am truly proud of………..
I was the one who introduced women to the kitchen
Thank you for reading this old man’s apology and I wish the best of luck to younger generations in undoing the damage I have caused. |
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Seamless
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 5868
Location: Paradise
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 7:41 pm |
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So, your the one 'causing all my problems' |
_________________ 419Eater wastes their time - <a href="http://scamwarners.com/"target="_blank">Scamwarners</a> exposes their crimes
"You are a destinated Idiot. a fibol element, a rebel against humanity.
You are a goat. And very stupid. I will deal with you very soon, just wait, I have all your contact address, and I will trace you very soon, for insulting me, all evidence of your insult to me has been filed.
Lawyer M4nu3l told me that you could be one of this terrorist in the usa. and I later find out on my research on you, that you are one of the bastards in wherever you are. not even in usa."
< S4NI S4LISU Ghana to Togo
< St3lla J0nta Cote d'Ivoire to Ghana
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 7:45 pm |
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I have no problems with women, so what's the problem? |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 7:47 pm |
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Cheer up, at least you didn't invent sexism.
Whatever your girlfriend/wife did to sour you on all women, I'm guessing there's another side to the story.
Phillip is it? |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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mrpwn
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 08 Mar 2010
Posts: 6
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 7:58 pm |
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how do you know my name???
and yes people obviously this is just a joke. Idon't really hate women lol |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:05 pm |
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^^Luckey guess.
We get that it's a joke, but we're all PC and sensitive here.
Don't worry, Slightlyoutofit will think it's hilarious. |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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Seamless
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 5868
Location: Paradise
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:09 pm |
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^^^ I thought Lucky and the vampire were addressing me. I know my attempts at humor is usually bad and not well understood. |
_________________ 419Eater wastes their time - <a href="http://scamwarners.com/"target="_blank">Scamwarners</a> exposes their crimes
"You are a destinated Idiot. a fibol element, a rebel against humanity.
You are a goat. And very stupid. I will deal with you very soon, just wait, I have all your contact address, and I will trace you very soon, for insulting me, all evidence of your insult to me has been filed.
Lawyer M4nu3l told me that you could be one of this terrorist in the usa. and I later find out on my research on you, that you are one of the bastards in wherever you are. not even in usa."
< S4NI S4LISU Ghana to Togo
< St3lla J0nta Cote d'Ivoire to Ghana
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:16 pm |
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^^Your name's not Phillip.
It's *deleted* |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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mrpwn
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 08 Mar 2010
Posts: 6
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:18 pm |
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well luckey...you have thoroughly confused me *-* |
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:00 pm |
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Luckey has the ability to see into the mind of post makers, he can read the words you didnt type, and knows your biggest fears. He is one, but he is everywhere.
We dont call him Luckey because he is good at guessing.
Be afraid
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_________________ x3 (Gboyz member SMALLBOI)
falsifying a FBI agent is illegal and will get you arrested, we know where you are and will be coming for you if you do not submut to our requests--- Mr Kis (the FBI agent)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT ONLY FOOL AT YOURSLEF INDOORSIDE? GO TO HEALICKATITY ROOKS? (Eve) |
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Fowan Nyne
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Aug 2009
Posts: 3720
Location: Miniluv
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:27 pm |
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mrpwn says:
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I was the one who told women to lie about being raped if they truly hated a man |
Really? Lie in which way?
Now, I am far from politically correct but something has got my goat... |
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I can't wait for 'Eater Easter!
Find out about Rental Scams
"Note I am very weak by straight"
"Did you want to cheat me or play on my intelligent?"
"All necessary preparation for the movement of the stool are in the pipe line" - Stan "the man" Agbley
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:41 pm |
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At least, you didn't teach them to ask "Does my bum look big in this?". A question to which there is no safe answer. |
_________________ is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:49 pm |
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I will go out on a limb here and welcome you to Eater Phillip.
Read the Sticky items at the top of each subject area. Please note there is an ongoing "joke" Sticky. Take time to get a feel for this Forum. We are many and like to have fun, we are primarily a baiting site, not a lolz site.
If you have further confessions, please PM them to Nurse Nasty. She will get it all sorted out for you quickly.
Bait safe! |
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"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
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Fowan Nyne
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Aug 2009
Posts: 3720
Location: Miniluv
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:07 am |
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^^^ Sorry. I was a little bit too serious there.
As ParaNoid says, Nurse Nasty is your first point of contact. Feel free to PM. She'll point you in the right direction.
Oh, and welcome to Eater. |
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I can't wait for 'Eater Easter!
Find out about Rental Scams
"Note I am very weak by straight"
"Did you want to cheat me or play on my intelligent?"
"All necessary preparation for the movement of the stool are in the pipe line" - Stan "the man" Agbley
Click here to see a proper scam
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:32 am |
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I'll be interested in seeing a counterpoint of that list authored by a woman. Who wants to own up to inventing the TV remote? |
_________________ ls77
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:02 am |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:08 am |
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I don't get it... |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:11 am |
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mrpwn
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 08 Mar 2010
Posts: 6
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:59 am |
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lol sorry, I thought that general chat meant we could put whatever we wanted...you know like an off topic section or something...didn't know it was general BAITING chat...my bad people |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:18 am |
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Hi mrpwn.
You can talk about anything in here as long as it doesn't go against the guidelines of the General Chat Forum. GC guidelines are here.
gig'em aggs whoop whoop! |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Thu Mar 18, 2010 5:00 am |
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Hi mrpwn!
Welcome to Eater!
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I was the one who told women to far freely |
Did you mean to say "fart freely"? Coincidentally, I'm wearing a shirt that says that on it just now. Except mine has 3 e's in freeely! |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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