Corrupt a wish Genie

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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:48 pm

So I decided to post this game as I couldn't find it anywhere else in this forum. (If this game has already been created let me know).

Rules:

You make a wish and the poster then will grant it but corrupt it with a negative consequence and then make a wish themselves.

Since I'm the first post (I obviously can't corrupt a wish so I will make one)

I wish I was famous!

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:55 pm

Granted! You are now a famous mass murderer and cannibal.

I wish I were beautiful.

Did I do it right?

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:58 pm

^^ Yes, you did!

Granted but you are broke, have no friends and are forced into doing prostitution for money.

I wish I was rich.

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:02 pm

Granted. You are now worth billions in Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish we could stop all the 419 scammers.

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:20 pm

Congrats, you single-handedly stopped 419ers. Unfortunately the only way to do it was to let them all move into your house.
I wish I could read minds.

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:23 pm

Granted but unfortunately SlightlyOutOfIt was the first mind you read.

I wish I was a rock star

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:27 pm

Granted. But you are poor and are killed for getting involved with the mafia and not following through with your promise to pay them back.

I wish had some ice cream.

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:40 pm

I wish I was somewhere else!
I pinched myself and I'm here...

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 25 Feb 2010 Posts: 19

@koko

You have 1 gallon of booger flavored ice cream.

I wish I do well on my finals.

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:47 pm

Granted, you pass with flying colors the finals with flying colors but you still failed the class.

I wish I was the dictator of America!

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:53 pm

Granted, but you lose your voice forever while dictating the entire Library of Congress into a voice recorder.

I wish I could fly.

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:07 pm

Granted. You grow wings and fly but unfortunately you hit a plane and became responsible to all the passenger's (including the Captain, and Flight Attendants) deaths.

I wish I knew how to cook well!

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:24 pm

Granted, but the only recipes you know have "poo" as the main ingredient.

I wish I had an ipod.

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:33 pm

Granted, but your ears had to be amputated in a ghastly weed whacker accident.

I wish those days would come back once more.

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:36 pm

granted, but they have all come back as Mondays, and you are late for work.

I wish I had good eyesight

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:37 pm

Granted, but your eyelids are sealed shut.

I wish I had a 1977 Rick Barry jersey.

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:40 pm

Granted, but you keep getting beaten up for your fruity free throw technique.

I wish I had a well-paying job.

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:02 pm

Granted, but it's an illegal job working as the supplier of weapons to countries going to war. You then get found out by the Interpol, the CIA, FBI, etc. and thus you are now in hiding.

I wish I had more money

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:06 pm

granted - but it's covered in black ink & you need to send money by WU buy the chemicals to clean it.

I wish I could keep going all night. Sad

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:10 pm

Granted- You are extremely hyper all the time. So much that you never get any sleep and then your boss asks you to calm down or get fired. You get fired.

I wish I spoke 15 languages at native fluency

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:24 pm

Granted. All 15 languages are extinct ones like Chicomuceltec and Mochica, so you have to talk to yourself all day.

I wish I could visit Mars.

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:35 pm

Poof, you're there. I can't hear you what with no atmo...you're intercom is in your suit. Should have wished for that too I guess.

I wish nothing bad happens to this wish

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:44 pm

@Bohigal: Granted, bla bla bla what Cas. Occ. said... Cool

I wish I had a zip line.

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:25 pm

Zipline granted but it's only 3 feet off of the ground, suspended over a swamp full of hungry alligators.
I wish that Steward would return...

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:32 pm

Granted! Only now he's invisible and only communicates through cryptic dreams and messages in toast.

I wish i had a chocolate milk cow.