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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:43 am

iMike wrote:

Sorry, I meant a Steward's Inquiry.

It's only a matter of time before you get banned for shit like that.

Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:51 am

Yessss - 5 years membership &I've finally managed to irritate a mod.

Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:57 am

The walls are stained with confusion.

Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:06 am

^^ I think you'll find that's just cheap emulsion

Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:18 pm

No, I'm pretty sure some drunk person decided to paint "I confused" on the walls in red paint.

Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:44 pm

iMike wrote:

I've finally managed to irritate a mod.

Heretic iMike, it is not only our beloved believing transcendent Mod you have offended, it is the whole believing messes.

Your offensive comments will not go unnoticed. A council is being summoned for Tuesday, and rest assured, if not in a coma, that you mr heretic will be on the menu!

I hope we will also have a robust discussion over the recently surfaced theorem of the missing 2nd vs missing third postification.

I certainly hope a schizm does not develop over such minimalist issues. The message of steward is too important in the world status.

@dogsbum I believe I could make a Tuesday meeting as long as it doesn't start before 2 and last beyond 3:10. Thank you for leading forth on this.

Master Baiter Joined: 24 Jul 2009 Posts: 137

Well, the news of Steward's suspension has reached Ghana. Apparently it is all over the news there. My lad called today and asked me to forward this message to the admin. (I have included a written transcription below for the official site record)

http://www.4shared.com/file/239857161/78ff0225/Steward.html

"This is Grant Ibe in Ghana. Please administrators, the suspension of Steward is not right. Steward deserves his rightful place on the board and should not be punished by the board for his actions.
I ask that he be allowed back to post as he is a good man.
Thank you.
This is Grant Ibe in Ghana"

Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:00 pm

Even the vlads know....... Shock!

Quote:

Hi xxxxx, how your day was?

I hope you are glad to receive my letter because when I have your letter I received it really was delighted.

I wish to tell to you about my girlfriend Nina, is it Nina, has advised me to search for acquaintance on the Internet. And now, I am very glad for Nina. Also, I am very glad that, have met you xxxxx.

Earlier, I would not believe that such can happen, on the Internet. But now, I trust.

Today my day has begun with rather it shocking of news. Controlling there was cowardly of action. The radios fm Of yoshkar reports that it precipitated squirrel and anothers [sortirovannye] [zombi] with buttons.

xxxxx, I have a very warm feeling inside from all the things you have said about, how you feel when you think of me.

My day brightens tremendously whenever I see an e-mail from you. I will wait for your letter with impatience.

Sveta.

P.S. xxxxx, write the exact, full name of the airport closest to you.

Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:11 pm

@ 'noid - bring it on.

I totally refute his beatification. What has Steward ever done for us anyway?

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Dec 2009 Posts: 316

An Angel has spoken in tongues:

Quote:

Keep the faith Brothers and Sisters, for HE will come again.

and again.
and again.
AMEN.
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DON'T ASK what STEWARD has done for you
- ANSWER whats you do for STEWARD

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:02 am

NIce Rocko! Spreading the word of Steward to the lads will surely gain you his favor.

iMike, Steward is a nice, if not loveable kinda entity. If you just say you recant all those nasty things I'm sure he will spare you from the plague of zombies (which I must assume he now controls with his fantastic baiting powers).

I imagine the tribunal will other wise feed you to the maneating sea bass.

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:08 am

I recant nothing!

Your ears have been clouded by the words of an infidel. i fear no zombies.

Maneating sea bass? Prefer black bream myself

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:37 am

Dear Steward
I pray that you show forgiveness to the sinner iMike, for he knows not thy bounteous love. I pray that he will come to see the error of his ways and will embrace the love of Steward.

Failing that I ask that he be suspended from the nearest tree, and that his evil soul rots in hell for eternity.

Amen.

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:00 pm

^^^ you've no room to talk. Was it not you who wrote:

'Where Steward went wrong'
'Some more of Steward's greatest mistakes'
&
'Well that about wraps it up for Steward'

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:05 pm

IMike.

Don't turn this into another "Michael Jackson Appreciation" thread.
They come here to worship Steward. Not to insult his memory.

If you can't find it in your heart to show your love, then you should walk away from this thread and leave those who adore our dear departed friend to venerate his memory.

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:25 pm

^^^ you of all people supporting the opiate of the masses??

You're all mad. You'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes!

I'm off to found a 'Steward was a fake, created by the furry mod' website.

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:57 pm

iMike wrote:

^^^ you of all people supporting the opiate of the masses??

I prefer to view it more as "humouring the plebs".

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:55 pm

iMike, you must know the Great and Mystical Squirrel did author "Those Cockwallets in General Chat and How to Keep Them in Line" .

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 5:34 pm

O salient and amenable Steward,
Hi all,
We invoke thy choicest testicular fungi to lay hold upon iMike. As a reward for his blasphemous tongue, inflame his secret parts with thy itchy inflammations.
We know thou art a wise and handsome baiter, let not iMike's viceral hatred of anybody smarter and better-looking than he is (yea this includes everybody, but especially the Stewardites) reflect upon any other non-believers seeking thy awesomeness.
Thanks for all or you,
Amen

By the way, Stewardite brethren, I've mixed up a batch of kool-aid.

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:10 pm

I believe it was in IV Steward section 41 paragraph 9 sentence 3 where Steward the landshark said, And I say to you, there will be unbelievers who besmirch me and say all manner of garbage against you too., do not hate, but pile coals of, um, aaah, coal upon their head until they believe. Throwing the coal is optional.

I think the first thing I will do is pray for the unbeliever known as iMike. If that doesn't work, THEN we force him to drink the Kool-Aid!

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:32 pm

mr.scissorkick wrote:

O salient and amenable Steward,
Hi all,
We invoke thy choicest testicular fungi to lay hold upon iMike. As a reward for his blasphemous tongue, inflame his secret parts with thy itchy inflammations.

Not a problem - I'm married. Had 'em removed years ago.

And I've got E45 cream.

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:42 pm

Jerry Roo Salum

Quote:

And did his thread in ancient time.
Post upon Eater's forum green:
And was the holy Lamb of Steward,
On Eater's pleasant forum seen!

And did the Countenance Divine,
Shine forth upon our date site mates?
And was his reputation builded here,
Among these dark Satanic baits?

Bring me my Premium of burning gold;
Bring me my Safari of desire:
Bring me my Trophy: O clouds unfold!
Bring me my Westy slip of fire!

I will not cease from scammers Fight,
Nor shall my Mouse sleep in my hand:
Till we have built Stewardism,
In Eater's green & pleasant land.

blake.williamluv4real@yahoodotcum

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:18 pm

A beautiful hymn Sister Kate.

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:16 pm

And Sister Kate is a beautiful HER. (sorry)

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:51 pm

Your witty, clever reply reminds me of Steward... :sniff:
As the word of St. Steward clearly states,

Quote:

"We all have a litte piece of Steward in our hearts and minds"
Amen