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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:43 am |
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iMike wrote: |
Sorry, I meant a Steward's Inquiry. |
It's only a matter of time before you get banned for shit like that. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:51 am |
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Yessss - 5 years membership &I've finally managed to irritate a mod. |
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:57 am |
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The walls are stained with confusion. |
_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Auntie Tina- Lagos-Parakou-Tanguieta-Niamey-Tera-Mallanville-Lagos "well the story you read in children's fairytale story book when you are young is not the same as what is happing now." |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:06 am |
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^^ I think you'll find that's just cheap emulsion |
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:18 pm |
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No, I'm pretty sure some drunk person decided to paint "I confused" on the walls in red paint. |
_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Auntie Tina- Lagos-Parakou-Tanguieta-Niamey-Tera-Mallanville-Lagos "well the story you read in children's fairytale story book when you are young is not the same as what is happing now." |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:44 pm |
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iMike wrote: |
I've finally managed to irritate a mod. |
Heretic iMike, it is not only our beloved believing transcendent Mod you have offended, it is the whole believing messes.
Your offensive comments will not go unnoticed. A council is being summoned for Tuesday, and rest assured, if not in a coma, that you mr heretic will be on the menu!
I hope we will also have a robust discussion over the recently surfaced theorem of the missing 2nd vs missing third postification.
I certainly hope a schizm does not develop over such minimalist issues. The message of steward is too important in the world status.
@dogsbum I believe I could make a Tuesday meeting as long as it doesn't start before 2 and last beyond 3:10. Thank you for leading forth on this. |
_________________ Gold Coins here
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rocko-d-spirito
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Jul 2009
Posts: 137
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Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:17 pm |
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Well, the news of Steward's suspension has reached Ghana. Apparently it is all over the news there. My lad called today and asked me to forward this message to the admin. (I have included a written transcription below for the official site record)
http://www.4shared.com/file/239857161/78ff0225/Steward.html
"This is Grant Ibe in Ghana. Please administrators, the suspension of Steward is not right. Steward deserves his rightful place on the board and should not be punished by the board for his actions.
I ask that he be allowed back to post as he is a good man.
Thank you.
This is Grant Ibe in Ghana" |
_________________ "be rest assured that someone from nowhere shall blow a good bullet into your scull soon." -Mr O
"which U.S. secretary of state, did you threw feces at.what was your reason for such stupid act and how mant times will i tell you what to do next." -Mrs. Abuchi
U WERE BORN FROM AN EPILEPTIC MADMAN'S SPERM [email protected]
Lagos to Accra="My friend an not happy at this time you have done me painfull thing"
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:00 pm |
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Even the vlads know....... Shock!
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Hi xxxxx, how your day was?
I hope you are glad to receive my letter because when I have your letter I received it really was delighted.
I wish to tell to you about my girlfriend Nina, is it Nina, has advised me to search for acquaintance on the Internet. And now, I am very glad for Nina. Also, I am very glad that, have met you xxxxx.
Earlier, I would not believe that such can happen, on the Internet. But now, I trust.
Today my day has begun with rather it shocking of news. Controlling there was cowardly of action. The radios fm Of yoshkar reports that it precipitated squirrel and anothers [sortirovannye] [zombi] with buttons.
xxxxx, I have a very warm feeling inside from all the things you have said about, how you feel when you think of me.
My day brightens tremendously whenever I see an e-mail from you. I will wait for your letter with impatience.
Sveta.
P.S. xxxxx, write the exact, full name of the airport closest to you. |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:11 pm |
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@ 'noid - bring it on.
I totally refute his beatification. What has Steward ever done for us anyway? |
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
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partysan
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Dec 2009
Posts: 316
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Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:15 pm |
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An Angel has spoken in tongues:
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Keep the faith Brothers and Sisters, for HE will come again. |
and again.
and again.
AMEN.
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DON'T ASK what STEWARD has done for you
- ANSWER whats you do for STEWARD |
_________________ Last edited by partysansky on Wed Jul 01, 2012 2:02 pm; edited 1 time in total
btw - since I use this signature - my reputation went from 1.2 to 0.7
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:02 am |
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NIce Rocko! Spreading the word of Steward to the lads will surely gain you his favor.
iMike, Steward is a nice, if not loveable kinda entity. If you just say you recant all those nasty things I'm sure he will spare you from the plague of zombies (which I must assume he now controls with his fantastic baiting powers).
I imagine the tribunal will other wise feed you to the maneating sea bass. |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
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I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Posted:
Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:08 am |
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I recant nothing!
Your ears have been clouded by the words of an infidel. i fear no zombies.
Maneating sea bass? Prefer black bream myself |
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[FREE LAPHROAIG]</a> |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:37 am |
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Dear Steward
I pray that you show forgiveness to the sinner iMike, for he knows not thy bounteous love. I pray that he will come to see the error of his ways and will embrace the love of Steward.
Failing that I ask that he be suspended from the nearest tree, and that his evil soul rots in hell for eternity.
Amen. |
_________________ Fake Courier sites killed - 2 x
Fake Bank sites killed - 1 x
Vogons unite against 419.
you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
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Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:00 pm |
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^^^ you've no room to talk. Was it not you who wrote:
'Where Steward went wrong'
'Some more of Steward's greatest mistakes'
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'Well that about wraps it up for Steward' |
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:05 pm |
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IMike.
Don't turn this into another "Michael Jackson Appreciation" thread.
They come here to worship Steward. Not to insult his memory.
If you can't find it in your heart to show your love, then you should walk away from this thread and leave those who adore our dear departed friend to venerate his memory. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:25 pm |
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^^^ you of all people supporting the opiate of the masses??
You're all mad. You'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes!
I'm off to found a 'Steward was a fake, created by the furry mod' website. |
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:57 pm |
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iMike wrote: |
^^^ you of all people supporting the opiate of the masses??
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I prefer to view it more as "humouring the plebs". |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:55 pm |
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iMike, you must know the Great and Mystical Squirrel did author "Those Cockwallets in General Chat and How to Keep Them in Line" . |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Sat Mar 13, 2010 5:34 pm |
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O salient and amenable Steward,
Hi all,
We invoke thy choicest testicular fungi to lay hold upon iMike. As a reward for his blasphemous tongue, inflame his secret parts with thy itchy inflammations.
We know thou art a wise and handsome baiter, let not iMike's viceral hatred of anybody smarter and better-looking than he is (yea this includes everybody, but especially the Stewardites) reflect upon any other non-believers seeking thy awesomeness.
Thanks for all or you,
Amen
By the way, Stewardite brethren, I've mixed up a batch of kool-aid. |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
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x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:10 pm |
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I believe it was in IV Steward section 41 paragraph 9 sentence 3 where Steward the landshark said, And I say to you, there will be unbelievers who besmirch me and say all manner of garbage against you too., do not hate, but pile coals of, um, aaah, coal upon their head until they believe. Throwing the coal is optional.
I think the first thing I will do is pray for the unbeliever known as iMike. If that doesn't work, THEN we force him to drink the Kool-Aid! |
_________________ Gold Coins here
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:32 pm |
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mr.scissorkick wrote: |
O salient and amenable Steward,
Hi all,
We invoke thy choicest testicular fungi to lay hold upon iMike. As a reward for his blasphemous tongue, inflame his secret parts with thy itchy inflammations.
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Not a problem - I'm married. Had 'em removed years ago.
And I've got E45 cream. |
_________________ --
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[FREE LAPHROAIG]</a> |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:42 pm |
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Jerry Roo Salum
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And did his thread in ancient time.
Post upon Eater's forum green:
And was the holy Lamb of Steward,
On Eater's pleasant forum seen!
And did the Countenance Divine,
Shine forth upon our date site mates?
And was his reputation builded here,
Among these dark Satanic baits?
Bring me my Premium of burning gold;
Bring me my Safari of desire:
Bring me my Trophy: O clouds unfold!
Bring me my Westy slip of fire!
I will not cease from scammers Fight,
Nor shall my Mouse sleep in my hand:
Till we have built Stewardism,
In Eater's green & pleasant land. |
blake.williamluv4real@yahoodotcum |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:18 pm |
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A beautiful hymn Sister Kate. |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
x 67
x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Posted:
Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:16 pm |
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And Sister Kate is a beautiful HER. (sorry) |
_________________ Fake Courier sites killed - 2 x
Fake Bank sites killed - 1 x
Vogons unite against 419.
you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
x? x2
Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:51 pm |
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Your witty, clever reply reminds me of Steward... :sniff:
As the word of St. Steward clearly states,
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"We all have a litte piece of Steward in our hearts and minds"
Amen |
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_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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