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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Woooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooo
Welcome back steward |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:17 am |
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Hmm.
I want to see the holes where the nails went through, first. |
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PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
 
  
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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Scentless Apprentice
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2009
Posts: 1955
Location: North of the border - Boldly going nowhere.
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Fowan Nyne
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Aug 2009
Posts: 3720
Location: Miniluv
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:10 pm |
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Phew!
Glad to know that you're alive Steward.  |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:26 pm |
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Welcome back, dearestest brother steward. This is a memorable day for all of us. Subconsciously I always knew you'd show up again. I guess we all did. Somehow, somewhere .. The Eater family feels complete again.
Tell us everything: where have you been? And what did you have to do to deserve your shiny brand new custom tag? |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:27 pm |
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The Steward mystery deepens. See his tag. See the total amount of his posts. Try to find his posts. See the date of his last visit. Etc.
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=54914
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/search.php?search_author=steward
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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
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"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
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Klaasvaak
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 2163
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:28 pm |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:32 pm |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:37 pm |
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*shakes head*
This is the strangest Happy International Women's Day I've ever experienced.
And it's only halfway done so far. |
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PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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dogsbum
NN's whore
Joined: 08 Jan 2010
Posts: 381
Location: under my desk - licking my balls
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:18 pm |
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Hi Steward, welcome to eater. Don't mind us, sometimes people around here tend to act a little goofy  |
Says the cat in a funny hat
Steward glad the rabid lad gerbil zombies saw how determined we all were to win your release. Do please tell all ... especially all of the d-zombification procedures you endured. I heard it involved multiple anal probes ... well, that's what I heard. 
EDIT: Hold on a ticky tock ... you are so right N.O.R.A. Something smells decayed about this indeed. D-zombification rites takes days to run their course and the (now) ex-zombie needs to grow back all of the wiggly bits that dropped off.
Ergo ... who posted using Stewards account????????????????? At a guess, and don't quote me, it might be a zombie lord. They will do anything to prevent his return. Damn them.
Gerbils lad zombies ... we demand proof of life! A finger or toe ...  |
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<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Make a lad cry today and God will reward you.]</a>
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Zombie or Steward (real) returns - you decide.
Steward is a Delete sensitive material regarding identity - Steward
Exproba tuos pusiones saepe et quam saevissime!
(Slap lads often and as hard as possible!!)
Miseria et tardum letium omnibus factoribus doli!
(Woe and a slow death to all scammer lads!)
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:55 pm |
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| you are so right N.O.R.A. |
I don't care if I'm right or not, I just want Steward back. He was like Klaasvaak, posted mostly on General Chat so I could neglect the other forums without missing out anything significant on Eater. |
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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
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"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:02 pm |
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While Steward was far and away one of the most promising baiters this forum has ever seen, his bold, "out of the box" thinking and wild popularity was too threatening to us, so we had no choice but to suspend him. |
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A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:05 pm |
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My bet's split between:
1. Cash-baiting
2. Mention of U$man Be11o |
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PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:34 pm |
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| Mention of U$man Be11o |
Is there any possibility that Steward, was in fact, he who can not me named? |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:39 pm |
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Oh!HolygoodgodNONONONO!
Um... I mean... I do so hope that this was not the case. |
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PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:48 pm |
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Fortunately, if the-suspended-baiter-who-must-not-be-named is the same as he-who-must-not-be-named, I should be safe... I did not taunt him while he was here.
The rest of you, however, are another story....
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Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:57 pm |
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| While Steward was far and away one of the most promising baiters this forum has ever seen, his bold, "out of the box" thinking and wild popularity was too threatening to us, so we had no choice but to suspend him. |
I'm shocked. Our dearestest brother: ***SUSPENDED***
He was a once in a lifetime opportunity for us to take baiting to the next level. I feel deprived and depressed. Suicidal even. Pushing that SUSPEND button turned many lives meaningless. I hope you realize what you've done. Was it Rover crapping his pants over his admin position? Or maybe Shiver? Afraid to lose his status of baiting legend that was bound to happen any day soon after steward's appearance?
We want steward back! Yes, in red. Period. |
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Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:04 pm |
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| We want steward back! Yes, in red. Period. |
I didn't feel comfortable reading that paragraph on Happy International Women's Day. |
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PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:16 pm |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:42 pm |
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Luckey, do you mean that geniuses must stay lonely but the rest are welcome to join Eater and bait mediocrely the occasional hitlads thinking they (i.e. we) are doing something useful and fun?  |
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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:47 pm |
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| This is hardly the time for jokeshittery, Otterfan. |
Besides, you were to finish this, if I may remind you, Otterfan! |
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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:50 pm |
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Oh! You people and your ability to remember things from beyond 15 minutes ago! It'll be the ruin of me, it really will. |
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PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 5:41 pm |
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What a terribly disappointing way to start my morning (mourning?)
To see that ugly word, "suspended" on Steward's account. It's heartbreaking... |
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^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:16 pm |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:45 pm |
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We found Steward, but Where's My Chippy!!!!  |
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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