A different kind of bait

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Aug 2009 Posts: 23

Hi all.

I have been reading lots of these scams and find them marvellously hilarious. Elsewhere, I have been in discussion (if you can call it that!) about UFO's and the like, and if they exist, government cover-ups, etc, and, whilst I don't want to get into that here, I thought of...... combining the two ideas together! A UFO Bait!

What do you think?

It will be my first. I have read guidelines about creating a new, special bait email address. I have tons of ideas in my head and can imagine many, many things taking place.

I get at least 5 of these scams a DAY (I advertise my services, so I guess my email is open), but the general idea is that I contact one of these as a being from a crashed UFO. The fact that one of them might go along with it, and my 'secret requests' I think would be unbelievably funny already.

Before I get going though, any comments or ideas?

UFO1.

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:36 pm

I think a ufo bait would be fun, but you may have trouble getting lads to go along with it. It's definitely worth trying, but could be hard to get off the ground.

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:50 pm

Way back, inspired by YeaWhatever's superb safaris, I suggested one with a research team in Botswana seeking out the site of a UFO crash from back in 1992. It's not the same as being an alien, but still...

PM me if interested, UFO1, or anyone else for that matter.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Aug 2009 Posts: 23

Hi all,

I've been away for a terribly long time and have recently decided to activate my plan as written above.

I receive many many many of these scams a day, honestly at least 20 (into the spam folder of course), so I have a LOT of fish.

I'll get it going and keep you updated in due course. Any input greatly received.

Also at the end of my tether with Micro$oft so that's a little anger feeding!

See you around, Earthlings.

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:54 pm

i was about to post to say that i didn't think that ufo's would be a big thing in nigeria,
but a little internet research suggests that they just had their first ufo conference in february this year.
see http://nigeria-ufo.com/

that wouldn't be you that set that site up would it? Smile

if not maybe you can make use of it.

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:30 pm

UFO1 wrote:

I've been away for a terribly long time......

Kidnapped were you? Laughing

I'll get me coat...

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Aug 2009 Posts: 23

They will say it was swamp gass, but no known swamp gasses offer free rear-end probing services.

Wonderful website. I promise I did not set it up but i'll implement it in some way. Great find, Earthling.

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:55 am

A fantastic idea. Why ever not.
Have fun and bait safe!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Aug 2009 Posts: 23

Well, I'm fishing and have a few floats bobbing up and down. I will report back in a week or so with any progress.

Any amusing ideas greatly appreciated.

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:15 pm

I presume, make that hope, that you mean ATS as the other site. Yeah I post on there sometimes on the UFO forum.

Ideas to be used could be youre mentally unhinged at being abducted so many times. See if you can get the lad to believe in it, and then tell him theyre coming for him.

The crash site is a wonderful idea. Google Earth will be youre friend there for finding a nightmare of an area. Or CNN/BBC if you want a vicious area. You can nick a few images from Google Earth and telling him that they're the latest sat-photo's from NASA, that should work a treat! NASA watermark is easily made
NASA

You're making a movie and need some people to dress up as aliens, and go for a photo trophy

Tell him that you are doing research for a University paper, and paying US$100 for each completed questionnaire relating to alien abductions around the world. Knock yourself up a great questionnaire, with silly questions, and require photographs.

Actually scratch that last idea, that's too good for me to give away! Evil Lol

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 10 Jan 2010 Posts: 503

It's a great idea but does the average lad know or have much interest in UFO's. I think the only thing that will encourage them is the prospect of (easy) money.

After all it is money they are after and a lot are not fussed about what they have to do to get it. It colud be a winner.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Aug 2009 Posts: 23

I literally receive about 20 of these emails a day since (unfortunately) my email is quite visible on the net (I'm a Jazz pianist, card magician and translator) so I get them from all over the place!

I have created an email at mail.com and I copy/paste the email address then copy/paste the same message. I'm fishing with about 15 rods at the moment, so I hope one takes the bait.

I used the Nigeria UFO website (endless thanks to you) and the prospect of an up front payment. Of course, being from the unknown, 'non-existant' UFO branch of the MI6 means I cannot divulge any details of the mission they are to sign up to until they complete a (written!) questionnaire (working on it) and sign an Official Secrecy Act (perhaps one could help me create one?)

I'll keep you updated.

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:29 pm

Don't tell them that you are an alien/UFO. Just ask for help as you want to hide yourself a while and offer something like gold. Let them discover that something is not OK with you when you ask them if they have large antennas capable of sending interstellar messages or a hidden place where no one would see if a spaceship lands, etc... You do not have an address, an ID or any sort of this things but you found a laptop and now try to find a way to get home (don't tell him this but your moves should make him believe this)

You may also do the preparations of an invasion and need some trustworthy human beings who will be the governors of your empire's new province Smile

I saw an interview on TV with an actor who told that when he was young he made a girl believe that he is a vampire. He only met her after sunset, he did not eat or drink during their dates, sometimes he "accidentally" told strange thinks like "1767 was a good year", and finally when he discovered that the elevator is broken at the girls house he asked one of his friends (who was an alpinist) to help him to get to the girl's balcony. When he knocked and the girl opened the balcony door he said only this : "The elevator is broken, you may call the repairman"

...so I suggest something similar, good luck with the earthling lads Smile

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:36 pm

r2d2 wrote:

see http://nigeria-ufo.com/

In my eyes, that looks like a baiter's site...

UFO1, could you say something to me? Nobody has ever called me an earthling. Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Aug 2009 Posts: 23

That's what I thought when I saw it, but I promise I didn't make it. It was recommended to me - perfect eh!

What do you want me to say to you? Cool

I like the ideas. I'll try and work it into the plot.

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:46 pm

Being a Jazz pianist, card magician and translator, you could say something creatively paranormal in my language.

If you are single, you can also propose to me. Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Aug 2009 Posts: 23

Wow, I pulled Laughing

Well, do you speak Spanish or French!? How old are you? Where are you from? What are your measurements and do you know why Canadians like doggy style?

...so they can both watch the Ice Hockey.

Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:01 pm

Yes, younger than you, D.P.R.K., astronomical, now I know.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Aug 2009 Posts: 23

Younger than me? I'm only 25!

Entonces, voy a hablar en epsañol, mais le français me plait plus Smile

I was going to come to your country for some Korea development...

Rolling Eyes

Must dash. Will keep all updated. Smile

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:09 pm

You are a natural baiter. I still didn't make you call me an earthling... Sad

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Aug 2009 Posts: 23

Listen, Earthling

Allow me to explain something. On Nibiru, things are very different than your planet. We don't fight, we don't have religion (basically the same thing in two words!) and Jazz music prevails!!!

You have been promoted to High Earthling. Enjoy your position (and the ice hockey).

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:38 pm

UFO1 wrote:

On Nibiru, things are very different than your planet.

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:43 pm

Rincewind, don't insult my fiance. (He is a new member.)

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Aug 2009 Posts: 23

Relax, I'm not a conspiracy theorist. Just here to do some baiting!

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:48 pm

N.O.R.A wrote:

r2d2 wrote:

see http://nigeria-ufo.com/

In my eyes, that looks like a baiter's site...

i wondered that as well, but the registration details suggest it was set up in nigeria by a nigerian,
so i think it is genuine (altho what 'genuine' means to a ufo believer is not clear).

the name of the chief speaker (jim wilhelmsen) crops up a lot in ufo circles