most ridiculous script ever?

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Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 8:38 pm

G'day fellow baiters,

I thought I had heard it all but then this steaming pile of crap landed in my catcher:

Quote:

Please sir let this massage did not come to you as a surprise i wish to
introduce my self to you my name is ROCKSON ALLEN an a Taxi Driver,
Please i hope this email will not offend your personality because you
don,t know me i have never meet you or see you before but i have to do
this for the seek of what happen Today.

I use my Taxi from Togo Border to Accra Ghana and as i was Loading my
Taxi to move one Young boy came and stop me that he will be joining me to
Accra and he Enter the Car,knowing to me Some Armed Man was going After
the Young Boy,when we drive toward a busy area they came and block our
Car, And as the Boy was trying to hide his Consignment that he was coming
with that contain the Spendable Dollars.

And the Boy told them he has no Money and they ask him that when he came
from the first Car in Togo Lomo they saw him open the Consignment and take
out some spendable Dollars from it, and when the Armed Men go toward the
Boot of the Car to try and open the Consignment the Young Boy open his
mouth and swallow the Key of the Consignment.

And they try all the Can and the ask the Boy again where in the Key we
will shot at you now an the Boy where crying and from there one of them
Shot the boy and all of them Run into the busy and Escape, i was alone
with the Boy failing in the Grand, i have to take him to the Hospital,

Where he want on Comma now, and i was looking at his personal file i saw
this email address that was writing in the file and i decided to Contact
you immediately, because the Boy need Urgent Operation Now to bring out
the Key inside his stomach, Right now i have to carry the Consignment and
hide it some where save, i was thinking to take it to the Police or the
Custom but i have another thinking to Contact you first, the Boy Condition
is very bad now and he need urgent Operation.

And the Hospital is asking for Some deposit to Start the Operation and i
can,t open the Boy consignment because the Key is inside his Stomach you
have to get back to me Urgent i did not know his name because we did not
discuss much before the attack, is like the People trace him from the
first Taxi Motor Pack where he first open the Consignment and bring out
money to pay the first driver i am afraid i don,t want any one to find me
to my house too.

Please get back to me so that you can contact the Doctor who is in change
of the Local Clinic i take him to because the man said since the key is
inside him he has up to 48 hours to remove the key, or he will die and he
is given him some treatment in where he was shot.

Thanks for your Co-operations

ROCKSON ALLEN

Taxi Driver