Brilliant Idea of Lad Clutter

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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:11 am

So a friend of mine who has recently started baiting like myself just came up with an idea. I think it's brilliant and wanted to share it with you guys to see if you think it would be possible to pull off. He suggested getting a big group of baiters like us to bait a bunch of different lads from the same area (probably have to be Lagos, Nigeria in my opinion), and then get them all to go to the same place at the same time with the hopes of meeting their "mugu".

There's so many variations we could do with this. We could make them all wear the same clothing at this location. We could make them all hold signs with the names of the OTHER lads that are unsuspectingly crossing paths. I'm sure there are other ways to mess with them too.

What do you guys think? Is this probable to pull off? If so, anyone interested?

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I'm in!

Its like a 419eater reunion using Lads.

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:16 am

@Bait it up, I think probably an airport more than a WU. Well becuz
a WU is just hit & run. airport can have flight delays. Yes they can all
hold card-board signs and a member here knows how to get photo ops.
Signs for the mugu to meet. The idea is DIABOLICAL. I love it.
Now for the nuts & bolts of logistics.

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:07 am

This idea has floated around here for a bit amongst various members, but it has never quite been pulled off.

The only bait that has ever done anything of the sort that I can remember is Nurse Nasty's recent bait, where he convinced a bunch of lads to meet in a carpark in Togo, dressed as wrestling characters.

The main problem is the logistics of it. Simply put, lads do not travel where they can avoid it. They will go out of their way to not have to get off their lazy behinds and actually work for their ill-gotten money. While it is possible, it would be very difficult to get so many lads on the hook and to meet at the same time.

That's not to say it is impossible, though, but it would be very difficult...

Having said that, if you could pull it off you will be rewarded with eternal glory. Smile

419Eater is my life Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 329

Perhaps we could all bait a bunch of lads under the same name and have him fly out at the same airport at the same time.

If a bunch of lads all appeared looking for the same person, that could get interesting.

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:48 am

Dr_Pimper wrote:

[...] The only bait that has ever done anything of the sort that I can remember is Nurse Nasty's recent bait, where he convinced a bunch of lads to meet in a carpark in Togo, dressed as wrestling characters. [...]

Alice Idris and her group met 'Peter the Nigerian' on their way to a 5imba camp for a M00sechuckle presentation or photo shoot. This meeting involved some dressing up as well, and they ended up on the cover of Fashion Trends Magazine.

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:33 pm

It's a fine idea and well worth pursuing. Even if a big lad-fest can't be achieved there would be plenty of scammer time wasted. I've been thinking about something similar where I would get multiple lads hooked on the WIMP modality, tell them all that the MTCNs would only be accessible at a certain W.U. office at a certain time, and then start dropping hints that our emails were being intercepted and that other "agents" were going to try to pick up these numbers before them. If I could get photos out of the lazy bastards I could even provide them to their opponents.

Since it sadly isn't possible for us to beat the crap out of these lads we can only try to get them to do it for us. The one significant problem with this idea is that it could inconvenience innocent third parties to have a bunch of lads fighting to the death in a public place. This does beg the question - how likely is it for there to be an innocent party at a W.U. office in West Africa?

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:41 pm

Bolleboos wrote:

Alice Idris and her group met 'Peter the Nigerian' on their way to a 5imba camp for a M00sechuckle presentation or photo shoot. This meeting involved some dressing up as well, and they ended up on the cover of Fashion Trends Magazine.

Yes! I was going to mention that.

Also, I'm not sure if we (FrumpyBB and I) mentioned it at the time, but there was a "Frank" who never actually wrote from Cotonou, but when he came back from that meeting he described the other people there to such a degree that we decided that he had really gone there and met the others, so it was actually a three-lad meeting, just Frank never stuck around long enough for him to experience any fun.

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:22 pm

@Bait Runner
If you do that, make sure you lure them to a place with a public webcam - multiple safari evidence and entertainment value all rolled up into one Wink

hehe

Master Baiter Joined: 30 Jan 2010 Posts: 182

How about this
The police in my town did something similar, they sent invites out to
wanted petty crooks, small time stuff like not paying fines and failing to appear at court.
The promise of a free night out and meal plus free drinks and prizes drew them in like sheep, halfway through the night the lights went up the door's were locked and dozens of cop's emerged from nowhere.
And it was televised, the look on some of those face's PRICELESS!!
Could we not do something along those lines, prob minus the cop's.
Be nice for a couple of hundred scammers to turn up for a free bbq, drinks and gifts at a local park or somewhere!!!!!!!!!
They would prob end up kicking the 5hit out of each other, shame!!
Regards PG

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:08 pm

Dr_Pimper wrote:

The only bait that has ever done anything of the sort that I can remember is Nurse Nasty's recent bait, where he convinced a bunch of lads to meet in a carpark in Togo, dressed as wrestling characters.

[brag mode on] Actually it was two groups of ten lads from Benin and Ghana to meet in Togo, dressed in wrestling outfits for a night stay in the carpark confirmed. Wink

[/brag mode off]

I do like the idea of a giant lad-convention in some park. Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:51 am

Is Nurse Nasty's Wrestler Bait published? I've tried to search for it but can't seem to find it. Sounds like a great read though!

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:26 am

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=177394

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 22 Feb 2010 Posts: 4

There might be a way to entice so many lads to the same place at the same time. Pose as a person setting up an African charity fund. Tell the person that you wish to match any funds that they would give to you to fund some type of program.

The greed for so much money coming in should short circuit the last few functioning brain cells that they have left.

BTW - New here. Hi, you can call me Mister S

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:07 am

Hello Mister S!
Welcome to Eater!

Master Baiter Joined: 30 Jan 2010 Posts: 182

PARTY IN THE PARK.
Let's pick a spot (google map etc) send out a mass email inviting the Lad's to an evening of Free Drink's, Dancing to live band's and free gifts etc as a Pre-Launch Promotion from a new email provider due out soon.
I bet a few fuk wit's would turn up for that.

Regards PG

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:13 pm

I'd be offering them a free ticket to some sporting event/musical concert they would be falling over themselves to attend. I know quite a few blokes who abandon all sense of reason when their favourite sport is involved, so I can see there being much difference with our lads.

There's two world cup games involving Nigeria to be played in South Africa in June. There's also two games for the Ivory Coast as well. Start an online competition (one that looks legit) for lads to win an all expenses paid trip for them and a friend to attend one or both matches. Create a webpage with details and an online entry form. The criteria could be: in 60 words or less please say why you think you should win the prize. You could also require entrants to upload a photo of themselves in their craziest world cup football outfit

If you advertise that there are 10/20/50 prizes to be one, so when your lads finds out the person sitting next to him in the internet cafe has won too, your lad won't get suss. You could also have prizes for the runners up of plasma tv's and blue ray players to watch the match on. The runners up can be at the airport to collect their prizes the same time as the main prize winners arrive to catch their flight to South Africa. They need to meet your representative Mr , who will be waiting for them, in order to collect their prize.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 22 Feb 2010 Posts: 4

Sample letter.

Dear <insert lad’s name here>,

I have looked at your proposal and find that I may be able to help you with your situation. Our company is researching areas of Africa with the intent to start a new foundation. Your email has opened my eyes to the plight of people in your area and our foundation may be interested in helping.

Responding to you may take me some time as I am planning several trips to Africa in the coming weeks. I hope you can give me some more information as I would like to set up a meeting with you to discuss our future endeavors. Perhaps my foundation or I could …

<here is where you customize it>
A. Help you with your financial difficulties.
B. Match any funds that I would be paid for helping you in order to setup a self-sustaining scholarship fund managed by you <the lad>.
C. Whatever is needed to set the hook.

Sincerely,

Martin J. Esse , CFO AAFA (All Africa Foundation Alliance)

<Or whatever company you can come up with that sounds legit.>

Think that might work? Heck, if they know what a CFO is they might think they have landed the 'big one'

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:14 am

Don't mass mail either, it's pointless and will kill the effectiveness of your intended targets. Plus you want to target specific lads in one area.

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:19 am

Alternatively, an idea for a mass safari (assuming that the lads are as psychotic about their football as men from other nations) would be to advertise that the first 1000 Nigerians with their proof of their Nigerian citizenship to turn up to the ground at Durban on such and such a date will get free entry into the game. The first 20 people of that 1000 will get to attend an exclusive party with the Nigerian team.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 22 Feb 2010 Posts: 4

Nurse Nasty wrote:

Don't mass mail either, it's pointless and will kill the effectiveness of your intended targets. Plus you want to target specific lads in one area.

I wasn't thinking of mass mailing at all. The above letter is always supposed to be a response to a received email.

Was just trying to hit some hot spots like limited time frame and possible large payout to cloud their minds with greed. Considering they are out for money as it is, I thought offering the 'holy grail' of a scammie would work.

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