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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 12:02 am

Following a pretty hard slap:

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on my knees begging u to forgive me for my whining paranoia, arrogance and excessive recalcitrance

Now if they were all like that...

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Of course, now you need a picture of his sorry face.

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 1:29 am

thomas-the-tank

So honored to see you here

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

My favorite part:

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whining paranoia

Whatever would he have to be paranoid about. What a baby. Laughing

Thanks for the laugh. I would say he is whipped. Thumbs up

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 1:44 am

^^
Oh, I'm still here - quietly doing my bit. Nothing really dramatic, though, but this lad here is being caused severe mental damage in a joint bait which has been going on for a long time.

Other things are claiming my time, but taking care of the lads remains a rewarding occupation.

EDIT - just saw the latest post - he believes that the international anti-terrorist forces are after him, his mail accounts have been hacked by Messrs. G0m3r and M@rt1ns, and that the love of his life has died, been resurrected, and has come back as a zombie to haunt him. None of which is true, of course, so my lawyer character told him (inter alia):

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I am sick and tired of your whining paranoia and your arrogance. It is not illegal to send money through the mail in Japan, you conceited, self-centered little prick.

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:11 pm

Seamless wrote:

thomas-the-tank

So honored to see you here

Isn't this cockney rhyming slang for W***
Wink

Just off for a quick thomas

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:45 pm

very nice apology from the lad. i think you should put it in your sig Smile

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:01 pm

Not good enough. Ask him to put it in writing. You want a one-page apology letter, on paper, handwritten and signed by him, then scanned and emailed to you.

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:45 pm

There is an official apology form. Somewhere. Probably in the 'cool stuff' sticky somewhere.

Edit:

Yes, that's the one. Thanks Seamless.

VVV

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 5:13 pm

Here's that form
http://members.419eater.com/~renegademastercl/officialapologyform.pdf

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 5:35 pm

Good luck thomas! Very Happy

Thanks Seamless! Cool

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 5:43 pm

Welllllcome Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:10 am

How many hearts can one lad have? Today's whine:

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pls this message is not to annoy u but to plead for ur mercy.like i said b4,i am sorry for the arrogance and recalcitrance. pls forgive me,i beg of u.it wont occur again.pls find a small place in ur heart to forgive me.to err is human,but to forgive is divine. am truly sorry from the bottom of my hearts.

He really needs my help as an experienced international lawyer to escape the magicians who have raised the love of his life from the dead and keep sending him threatening messages, not to mention the CIA and FBI and the Interweb Security teams who are about to descend on him and drag him of to Guantanamo (he foolishly mentioned he had been in contact with the Iranian embassy in Nigeria and this was enough to set off the security angle).