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Happy_Slacker
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Apr 2007
Posts: 291
Location: Location: Location:
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:27 am |
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Ok, so I got a pretty good idea of what lads do (besides the obvious scamming) that annoys us here so now lets turn the tables. What do YOU do to return the favor and blow of some steam and annoy THEM? |
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KnottyPine
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Dec 2007
Posts: 459
Location: So many Soludos, so little time
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:15 am |
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I send out lots of ASEMs for the sole purpose of obtaining bank accounts to report to Alan. After getting two or four or seven bank accounts from a lad, I sometimes get the sense that he might be starting to twig. So, I just causally mention that I got an email last night from his associate, Mr. Gomer, with the details of a bank account where I can send the money. "Annoyed" surely is not the best word to describe exactly how they feel. |
_________________ x1087
you make me feel like crying
Why is it so difficult to receive money from you.I am having a hunch that you are delibrately making it difficult for me.I want you to remember all the problems you have put me through from your first bank transfer to the second one to our London account to this very western Union that you sent more than a week ago. You are putting me through all kind of stress just to receive money from you.
kindly please for God sake re-send it again in a proper way
you are making things so complicated for me...i can no longer condole all this stress you are making me pass through
Your are so honest i like the way you act.
you are playing games with me, but I still want to beleive in you because I have no much choices right now. |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:18 am |
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r2d2
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 796
Location: in a galaxy far far away
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:51 am |
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i never blow off steam at them,
but i do play hardball if they try to wreck the deal by insisting on unreasonable conditions.
in my view, most things they ask for are unreasonable conditions, so i have a lot of material to work with.
my intransigence sometimes gets them worked up. |
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Climate Sceptic Myths Debunked |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:54 am |
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I like to have strong woman characters in baits. Lads think that they will always eventually win their "game" against a woman. It annoys them when they have to take orders from a woman. It turns their world upside down. |
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x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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Rincewind
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2010
Posts: 119
Location: Manchester UK
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:22 pm |
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I don't try to annoy the lads, I just play along and see how long the bait goes. Do my best to appear as a willing victim
Honestly, I'm a nice guy, and love to see a lad working hard to squeeze me for a little cash. |
_________________ I am not in Nigeria and what your son is saying is not wrong. Sometimes the internet providers have a problem with the positioning of the satelite and it reads Africa, or America and sometime it reads japan all depending on the satelite positioning to get better service. - Cardinal Angelo Sodano 41.222.192.102 (Benin-Africa) |
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Technomancer
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Dec 2009
Posts: 671
Location: Sailing the infinite sea of the Net
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:13 pm |
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My current main character is completely clueless about the arcane mysteries of the financial world.
"What's that Western place you told me about? Is it a bank or something?"
She's also a little bit unsure about new things, so often goes and asks the people at WU about the various options to see which one is right for her, which tends to end up with her sending the payment in such a way that it's impossible for the lad to verify it or even get his grubby little paws on it, like sending a cheque to his fictional address because the WU people said it was a more secure way of sending cash, so it must be ok, right?
Dangling that payment just out of their reach seems to really frustrate them.
Can imagine the local net cafe owner having to keep a supply of spare monitors and keyboards on standby |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:21 pm |
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If the lad is working with more than one persona e.g. a "barrister" and a "banker" I will let one know my opinion of the other. I tell the "banker" what a lazy, incompetent fool I think the "barrister" is, for example.
But I won't give any specifics or reasons why I feel that way. That would amount to potentially educational feedback. |
_________________ ls77
x26 x3 x2
Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:28 pm |
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I have suggested to the "barrister" that we should cut the banker out of the deal. I have suggested to the "barrister" that it would be a good thing to murder the banker.
My favorite minor annoyance trick:
(A) Bait a mugu and get his phone number.
(B) Forward the first mugu's phone number to 50-100 other mugus, with the admonition "I am interested in your proposal, but I really want to talk to you first. Please call me. My number is****".
(C) The next day, any mugu that replied by mail gets a response "I insist that you call me at ******:
(D) Repeat about a week or ten days later for maximum effect.
(E) Rinse, wash, repeat!
Bruin |
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Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
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hoorah
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Feb 2009
Posts: 209
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:34 pm |
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Phone call at 3 am. The pain in their voice is sooooo satisfying. |
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Anything what doing is what doing well. - Paul Wilson
Thanks from Ur wife to be soon - Rev. Duke |
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r2d2
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 796
Location: in a galaxy far far away
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:12 pm |
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scamsam
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Feb 2010
Posts: 79
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:21 pm |
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I also enjoy trash talking about the banker. In the bait im doing I implied he is an incompotent or a criminal. Also a suspected homosexual. I got him canned from the deal and started all over with one more "trustworthy" , only to have him turn out to be as bad as the first one (maybe worse) |
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I cannot explain why you fail to follow my advises on the payment
Is this how wicked men like you can be? |
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r2d2
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 796
Location: in a galaxy far far away
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:48 pm |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:30 pm |
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^^^Right. I've gone back to the junior scammer, i.e., the sender of the first email, and demanded another "barrister" because the one he "referred" me to is just impossible to work with. |
_________________ ls77
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:44 pm |
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Play the totally 'blonde' card
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Dear Harry
I would not normally have asked but I just heard some disturbing gossip about the vicar. Well I could not believe my ears. Such a quiet gentleman and yet when his computer went for updates and installation of Windows7, the engineer found an enourmous ammount of gay pornography! Can you just imagine? Now can you understand the engineer is a big gossip and I do not want anything unseemly found on my machine.
Now what exactly is 'alluvial gold' How will it get to meand what do I need to do to complete this deal with you? |
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I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria |
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omarIII
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Feb 2010
Posts: 1
Location: right here for now
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:46 pm |
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I lead them up to when I tell them I'm sending a MG when they don't get it I tell them I'll go find out what happened at the place where i bought it. whn I get to the store the police have the palce closed off . they said they took the owner to jail because he was stealing the money from Western Union. I also let them know I have contacted the FBI , interpol etc that get's their knicker in a wad for sure.
I just wish i could be there when they read it. |
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scamsam
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Feb 2010
Posts: 79
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:03 pm |
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Im new to this, but I was wondering how often the banker is the same lad and how often the banker is a higher up in a more organized operation making underlings find marks then pass them up to finish the payoff. Does anyone know more about how these groups are organized? |
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I cannot explain why you fail to follow my advises on the payment
Is this how wicked men like you can be? |
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Belker
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Aug 2009
Posts: 35
Location: Hill Street
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Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:28 pm |
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If they ask for $150 I "accidentally" say I will send $1500. Then when they mention $1500, I ask why it went up from $150. It can go back and forth for days... |
_________________ You better reply to our email before we take the decision of coming to your home - ROBERT MUELLER FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI
I am not going to send you any picture ownding any thing ok, i have be into that kind of thing before that nealy put me in jail. - Simon David
You first give me MTCN number that is not good and later send another one without sending senders name i am not the type of person you can insult. - Dr. Jerry White
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:24 am |
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^^^
Good one Belker! I'm going to try that! |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:51 am |
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I usually introduce a fake scammer into my baits, so my original Lad will get worried that:
a) I will twig the scam by having received two similar mails, or
b) the fake scammer will hook me better than the Lad.
When the Lad tells me to ignore the fake scammer, I accidentally give the fake scammer the Lad's e-mail address.
From then on, I send couple of e-mails a day from my fake scammer to the Lad, with uplifting spiritual content (mainly gleaned from around here). You know the kind of stuff I mean.
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UR OSU FAMILY DON RUN FROM VILAGE WHEN UR PAPA DON GET CAUGHT FORKIN GOATS N JUNIOR BOYS. UR MAMA ASHAWO MANY BROTHER DON SAY HER TOTO SMELL OF MONKEY
MUMU GO EAT SOME GOATSHET SO U NO DIE FO HUNGAR . U WILL DIE A MISRABLE DEATH N NA DOGS WILL EAT UR FLESH. BASTERD IDIOT. NA OGUN GO KILL U AND UR GENERATION
NNEGI AMARO IFE O YA MERE OJIRI MUTA GI,EWU KA IBU ANUOFIA LIKE YOU,EGO ONE KI IWELI IJI EMENU,NMUA NATA NIGERIA MMA EGBU GI,EJI NUMBER GI UMU AKAM GA EGBU GI,KA ANYI NEVE ANYA VU IFE GA EME ECHI
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So if the Lad wants to deal with me, he has to put up with having manure poured over his head the whole time.
I have pages full of this stuff, usually the Lad eventually cracks in some spectacular way... |
_________________ "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:58 am |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:10 am |
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^^
And don't forget, you also call them! |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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foo
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2009
Posts: 1271
Location: Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Citteh
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Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:39 am |
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I have a habit of never dropping a bait myself, but when I do want to get rid of one I screw with the lad so much that *he* drops the bait. So the other day I felt like dropping a lad after he and his incompetent associates couldn't pick up a simple MoneyGram transfer. I had sent a fake MG slip saved in JPG format at extremely low quality, so it was barely readable. I insisted for a few emails that he must have gotten the number wrong, he asked me to resend it in plain text. So I did what I do best.
I sent him the 8-digit MTCN, converted to Roman numerals.
And he STILL didn't drop me after that. Not very bright, are they?
I haven't tried calling a lad, simply because I don't want to badly enough to pay for international calls, and because I don't think I could hold in my laughter for very long |
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"Having acknowledge your email with the content well noted and understood,see we have had enough off this shit from you." --Lamido Sanusi
"i want to scam you ! please understand . i am scamer !" --a scamer
"shit happens. but there's always a silver lining" --Slightly |
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r2d2
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 796
Location: in a galaxy far far away
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Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:41 am |
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ChoppaOfDolla
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 329
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Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:20 am |
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Another good way to annoy them is to simply ignore anything they say, particularly when there's a problem. For instance, I might have another lad pose as the original lad's assistant to chop his dollar. When the lad tells me that the other guy isn't his assistant at all, I write back to say I've sent the money to his assistant.
Repeat this a few times and they go nuts. |
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