Lad visit his priest and he thinks I'm Nigeran

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:27 pm

I'm baiting a lad for somedays now and it is becoming really funny. He is in Abidjan and told him I had to go to Accra next month. By the time I'll be finished with him I will publish the whole story. But the email I get did get from him today was so funny that I want to share it here. (note: bold is mine)

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I vicit my spirit after sending mails to you and he told me that your in Accra oredy, now i want to tray my spirit if his heard is corect or not, i ask him your country were you from because i dont know, he said Nigeran (thank you, I know my english is bad. But that bad...?) please tell me if my spirit got it or not (off course not! idiot.) becausehe said many things about you that you dont have any church that you only obtain peoples money wen they come to Accra.

I am confused about all this, ok i will come if you can make it before 7 days because my spirit said that after 7 days that i will not see you again (hmm... have to get a ticket in 7 days...) so i dont know were you will go by then or were the spirits will send you for work of God as you said.

My spirit said that your not a Rev but i will come to see you, i will tell you about your life from 1 to end but i can help you because you dont want to tell me how you are, i see you on your wep but my spirit said that only Rev P3t3rson (Br0ck P3ter50n??? Smile

) is wait but not good Rev and he is in Accra sofring doing some bad things which God is looking for him to stop this Bad things before 7 days.

if you like belive me is not my problem but i told you what i see, also tell your friends that discoreging you about my mail that from today if it is 12 Pm let them ask God to protect them because my spirit said that he will viset them one by one evry 12:00 Pm it can come like a woman or any thing but i thing is woman because i see them now that they love woman my sipirit told me. (WHAT!?)

i will stop here but i heard many things to tell you about your family but tomorrow, i will vicit you in the nit today 2 Am but i want you to open your heart to receive me if you dont want i will not come. is just for you to see me 1 minit then i go and dont took if you see me because if you do you will not spick agin in life.

K0ne i love you Rev i till not beleive because my sipirits says your not what your teleing me.

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:42 pm

You have an interesting lad. Hopefully he will write you many long mails about what his spirit sees. I think you should compliment him on being so much in touch with his spirit and how this proves that he is exactly the kind of material you're looking for and you (or even your spirit) see great things for him in the future. It is always such a joy to meet a fellow spiritual man.

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:45 pm

I hope his spirit foresees a long physical journey (euphemism for a safari), that he must go in order to 'cleanse' his spirit. :p

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:56 pm

That's a good one! I think that the Rev. Peters0n that he's talking about is Black dogs' character!

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:03 pm

^^^
That would be really funny Very Happy

Yes I like this pet, I'd like to keep this one for a long time... Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:29 am

Oh my..

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if you do you will not spick agin in life.

Good luck on taking this lad on a looong safari Nero Wink

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:16 am

Fartina o'douriss wrote:

That's a good one! I think that the Rev. Peters0n that he's talking about is Black dogs' character!

It certainly is my lad... He is still dirty about his safari to Accra and now thinks I am another lad who tricked him into travelling to kidnap him (i thought i recorded his post-safari phone rant but didnt... dammit)

I wouldnt mind starting a mass bait on him because this lad emails me daily asking to work together.

What a coincidence that my mentee (Nero419) picked up a lad of mine without me passing the lad on to him.

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:00 pm

Nero, this guy's "spirituality" is perfect for a Vision Quest. To quote wikipedia(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vision_quest):

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A vision quest is a rite of passage in some Native American cultures.

In many Native American groups, the vision quest is a turning point in life taken before puberty to find oneself and the intended spiritual and life direction. When an older child is ready, he or she will go on a personal, spiritual quest alone in the wilderness, often in conjunction with a period of fasting. This usually lasts for a number of days while the child is attuned to the spirit world. Usually, a Guardian animal will come in a vision or dream, and the child's life direction will appear at some point. The child returns to the tribe, and once the child has grown, will pursue that direction in life. After a vision quest, the child may apprentice an adult in the tribe of the shown direction...

A Vision Quest has potential for all manner of mischief... safaris, consuming strange brews, tattoos of the Guardian Animal, construction projects as an apprentice, etc., etc. Best of luck with this lad, Nero. I hope to read of his many adventures under your benevolent guidance. Twisted Evil

I may have to construct a baiter character to take advantage of this beautiful modality.

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:33 pm

Happy_Slacker wrote:

I hope his spirit foresees a long physical journey (euphemism for a safari), that he must go in order to 'cleanse' his spirit. :p

ha ha ....too right !!!

I hope his spirit dont foresee the landmines or cops and border guards he will encounter on the safari (that I hope you get him on) Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:11 pm

I thought I lost him Sad

But today K0n3 found his way back to my inbox Very Happy

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