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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:53 pm

But unfortunaly the person is real. Laughing

Was on Dutch television last week.

Original link of the article and picture here

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:06 pm

This is with the original story:

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Hulde voor die gekrulde woonbootneuker en zijn bejaarde sidekick P&W om Anass Afadass gewoon eens uit te nodigen. Al jaren probeert die jongen zijn verhaal voor het voetlicht te brengen. Altijd tevergeefs.
Nergens kwam hij aan de bak. Tot nu dan. Anass, trek je geen kont aan van alle haters. Je doet het gewoon!

Babelfish didn't help much:

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Homage which curled woonbootneuker and are elderly person sidekick P& W to invite Anass Afadass simply once. For years tries that boy is bring tale for the footlights. Always in vain. Nowhere he came to the barge. To now then. Anass, attract you no rear end of all haters. You do it simply!

So what is the story about?

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:44 am

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Hulde voor die gekrulde woonbootneuker en zijn bejaarde sidekick P&W

I can't translate that. It's about the hosts of the show "Pauw & Witteman" And it is not nice.

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om Anass Afadass gewoon eens uit te nodigen. Al jaren probeert die jongen zijn verhaal voor het voetlicht te brengen. Altijd tevergeefs.
Nergens kwam hij aan de bak. Tot nu dan. Anass, trek je geen kont aan van alle haters. Je doet het gewoon!

"to invite Anass Afadass. For years this man tried to tell his story to the rest of the world. But never did anyone listen. He couldn't find a job anywhere. Untill now. Anass, just ignore those people who hate you. You just do it!"

Well I don't think everybody will understand it now. It's a bit the same like this

I know it's childish but I had to laugh anyway Confused

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:48 am

Google translate says:

Tribute to those curly woonbootneuker and his elderly sidekick to P & W Anass Afadass just once to invite. For years the boy tries his story to bring to the fore. Always in vain.
He never came to the barge. Until now. Anass, pull your ass not to all haters. You do it!

Still not any clearer??

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:27 pm

Translated by a native speaker (I'll try to give the same feeling to the translation):

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Hulde voor die gekrulde woonbootneuker en zijn bejaarde sidekick P&W om Anass Afadass gewoon eens uit te nodigen. Al jaren probeert die jongen zijn verhaal voor het voetlicht te brengen. Altijd tevergeefs.
Nergens kwam hij aan de bak. Tot nu dan. Anass, trek je geen kont aan van alle haters. Je doet het gewoon!

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Tribute goes to the curly houseboatfucker and his elder sidekick P&W to invite Anass Afadass. This kid tried to spread his story into public for years now. Always in vain. He never got to it. Until now. Anass, don't give a shit about all the haters. You're just doing it!

I didn't read the artocle, so I don't know anything about the background though.

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:49 pm

I realize that this thread started with a genuinely funny reference to a person whose first-and-last-names contain naughty references for those of us who are English speakers. Very Happy

But I am now transfixed by the (untranslatable??? -- or not-culturally-understandable???) phrase "curly houseboatfucker."
< no offense meant to any and all who have translated thus far . . . it's just an image which my USA mentality cannot fathom -- not as description, nor as praise, nor as insult -- just a puzzlement > Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:31 pm

Diana Prince wrote:

But I am now transfixed by the (untranslatable??? -- or not-culturally-understandable???) phrase "curly houseboatfucker."

I found this phrase even more hilarious than the original post and will have to work it into the next format I write for a lad Smile

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:43 am

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curly houseboatfucker

It's about the tv host "Jeroen Pauw" he has curly hair and lives on a boathouse. And probably do somethings with his wife there Rolling Eyes

It's bit like the phrase "there comes the rabbit out of the had"

in Dutch different sentence same meaning: "Daar komt de aap uit mouw" but if you translate that exactly from Dutch to English you get: "There comes the monkey out of the sleeve"
^^^
Does that make any sense?

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:29 pm

Oh, now I understand: according to the article, in my native language, that fellow is a curly-haired, houseboat-dwelling, somebody-f*cker ! Idea

The original language was far more economical, although unfortunately I did not understand it at the time.
Yes, humor, sarcasm, and idioms (such as "pulling a rabbit out of the hat") almost always suffer in the translation from one language to another.
Well, thank you, all, for the multiple laughs -- and special appreciation to Nero419 for your patience in resolving my confusion.

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