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Xabungle
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 45
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:47 pm |
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Subj: UNCLE DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE?
My Dearest Uncle G3r4ld,
Happy good sunday and how is that church today i hope all is well.
Please uncle what is going on you dont want to help you are the one that promise to help me the said that is like you are not seriouse about this transaction that thier diplomat will shipp some goods this week that if you did act fast that the company we abandon our box so please i beg you in the name of God that you should try your best so that the company will shipp the box to you in your country ok.
From S4m1ra.
She's trying to get me to pay for the "change of ownership" of some bloody box, posing as some shipping company. I'm of course playing an old, half-senile pastor. I found the subject very funny, though. |
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Seamless
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 5868
Location: Paradise
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:05 pm |
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Those 35 word sentences are sure hard to read. I guess they never heard of punctuation, like periods(.) |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:19 am |
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On a slightly more serious note, this is - in reality - a very brutal tactic.
For baiters such as you and I, it inspires little more than a chuckle since firstly, we know they are in no danger, and secondly, we don't care what happens to them. A real victim - on the other hand - who believes the lad's story but is hesitant about sending money, will feel like complete shit when they "know" that some poor, innocent orphan is going to die a horrible death just because they were too "stingy" or too "apathetic" to send money.
Damned lads. |
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r2d2
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 796
Location: in a galaxy far far away
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Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:29 am |
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nick has some very good advice there.
i'd recommend that you always try to figure what a real person would do, then bait accordingly.
or - more accurately - figure out what a scammer hopes you will do, then bait accordingly.
obviously, you will be unable to get the money together right away, so a string of excuses will follow.
then, when you tire of giving excuses, tell him you were contacted by barrister henry emmanuel,
and you made the payment right away. |
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Xabungle
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 45
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Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:56 am |
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I actually asked her if I could send her some money meanwhile. She replied that she needed 150 dollars for her hotell. Of course, I asked how she was able to pay for it up until now.
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SAVE YOUR DAUGTHER PLEASE
My Dearest Uncle G3r4ld,
Good morning to you and your family i hope you are fine today.
Well about what you ask me how i pay the hotel fee the money i save when my late father was alife in my little save box in my room the is just only 3,000 usd only i travel far from my home town just to save my life because my late father business partners are trying to kill me because am the only one that have all the durcument that they need before my father die he gave me all the durcument that i need to calim the consingment from the security company so that is why i need your help all this while.
So the money i have is finish and that is why i ask for your help the hotel i went to is not very expenss am sorry for asking you for money please forgive me if what i ask you is not good by you.am asking because this is important to me the hotel manager side that this week if i did not pay him is money he will drive me out of the hotel and if he drive me where will i go from hear so uncle please think about it you are my only please save your dougther from this i beg you in the name of our lord jesus that creat you and i.
Thanks from Your lovely daugther
S4mira. |
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GOD BLESS THOU
Dear S4mira, I am so sorry for you! I will do what I can! Could you please let the hotel manager contact me so that I can explain the situation and conduct business with him? Could you please also send a picture of yourself in the hotel room, I'd like to see your situation.
By the word of God,
G3r4ld G. G0dfull |
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r2d2
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 796
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Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:01 am |
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that's a good question.
keep making him/her work hard with excuses,
eg, ask for the hotel's website and (if he gives one) tell him you contacted the hotel and they didn't recognise the name of their 'guest' |
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