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Master of Puppets
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:33 pm |
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They don't seem to be that high... I can get a HUGE piece of land, for the mere sum of $27000. I needed a plot of land for my church, so lad sent some pictures along with prices. This plot of land is near Victoria Garden City, Lagos. It took a bit of effort to find out how big it was, but it turned out rather big considering the price:
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The sixe of the land is 60 by 120. Get back to me immediately.Thanks and have a good day.
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In what units is that size? Is that metres or miles?
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The size of the land is 60 meters by 120 miles. Get back to me immediately.Thanks and have a good day.
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Tommo Shanter
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:56 pm |
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Lad wrote: |
The size of the land is 60 meters by 120 miles.
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Sounds like Hadrian's Wall. |
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Mortal
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 3:37 pm |
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Tommo Shanter wrote: |
Lad wrote: |
The size of the land is 60 meters by 120 miles.
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Sounds like Hadrian's Wall. |
Yup, I found that one quite funny as well.... |
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 3:40 pm |
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He misunderstood. It's a church, not a motorway. Build any more of those over there, and there'll be even more ghastly accidents. |
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:39 pm |
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Lad wrote:
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The size of the land is 60 meters by 120 miles. |
That's an awful lot of "NO FISHING, HUNTING OR TRESPASSING" signs. |
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:12 pm |
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Build an expressway just for rich oil and cocoa magnets to travel along
They are forever dying on all those other roads. |
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devil_woman
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:34 pm |
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ask him how many meters to a mile? |
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:09 pm |
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^^^ No!
How many miles to a metre?
Do you times the mile by the metre or vice-versa?
I can't remember but how many fathoms doth that equate too? |
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:32 pm |
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What's the area is acres, hectares, and hides (the old Saxon measurement)? |
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:13 pm |
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Flat N 20,000,000 2 Bed
Lekki express road in Lagos
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Lekki phase 1 in Lagos
sandfilled 8 hectares of land behind femi okunnu estate,lekki phase 1,lagosResidential 32,000 sqm N 2,147,483,647
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Master of Puppets
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:31 pm |
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curlyearl
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:33 pm |
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Perhaps he can meet with your church elders at S1mba. I hear they've cleared the bodies out. |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:42 pm |
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You got a good offer there dude.
Even at meters squared, that land is worth about 500,000,000 Naira (about $3.3 million).
For $27k, he's giving it to you for a huge discount.
You'd be crazy to refuse. |
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Master of Puppets
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:50 pm |
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Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:19 am |
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partysan
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Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:13 pm |
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Well,
I would consider that offer.
Ask how much it is in goats. |
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