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dogsbum
NN's whore
Joined: 08 Jan 2010
Posts: 381
Location: under my desk - licking my balls
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:55 am |
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Slightly modified health inspection: wrote: |
Insert fist into anus. Does it feel tight or loose? TIGHT / LOOSE / VERY SLOPPY
Describe anus (include description of any odours, discharge, pus, mucous, bleeding, hairy knots, evidence of anal intercourse and turtle heads).............................
Insert fist in vagina, does it feel tight or sloppy? TIGHT / LOOSE / VERY LOOSE
Please indicate which of the following pelvic landmarks were found:
Ischial Tuberosity [ ] Greater Sciatic Notch [ ] Anterior inferior Iliac Spine [ ]
If no pelvic landmarks found during examination, please describe technique used during pelvic examination........
Describe vagina and labia (include description of any odours, discharge, bleeding, hairy knots and evidence of vibrator use).............................
Did applicant complain about anal or vaginal inspection? YES / NO
Complaint details? ..........................
Describe odour, colour and consistency of any discharge found on fist found during vaginal inspection?................
Examine applicant's bowel movement (faeces) and describe in great detail.
Did the bowel movement contain any foreign objects, evidence of semen or animal droppings? YES / NO
If yes, describe all foreign objects, semen and animal droppings found in applicant's bowl movement........................
Date and time of applicant's last sexual activity which included intercourse: Date.... / Time: ......
Can the examiner see any evidence of sexual activity with an animal? YES / NO
Describe findings of sexual activity with an animal ........
Date on which examiner was certified by [INSERT DOCTORS NAME AND ADDRESS] to conduct examinations?
Inspector must certify that they did not wash examination hand(s) for at least 1 week.
I ................ certifiy that I examined ............. (applicant's name) anus and vagina in the authorised manner and certify that I have not and will not wash the hands used during examination for a period of not less than one week following the date of examination.
Signed ... Date....
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Why use a single finger when all sorts of delights await your sad victims?
Is there an equivalent exam for male lads?
You are a truly sick woman NN. Your lads are in scammer hell and you will be their devil today. |
_________________ DogsBum
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Exproba tuos pusiones saepe et quam saevissime!
(Slap lads often and as hard as possible!!)
Miseria et tardum letium omnibus factoribus doli!
(Woe and a slow death to all scammer lads!)
(Thanks Otterfan for the Latin) |
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HollyHigh
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 126
Location: Expat in sunny Asia :)
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:39 am |
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Great stuff NN! When I grow up I want to be just like you |
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- "You will die in penury and wild birds will feed on your remain. OOOOOOOOOOOOO your father and Mother are dead aminal in my pot of soup. I do not have words to qualify you anymore. Goat" - Very angry Haiti scammer R1chard Z33man <--- Extremely happy about this one! |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:46 am |
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Um, I'm not sure if I've met any femels before. I certainly haven't tried femeling either. Guess that makes me a right reclusive weirdo as well as being deprived huh.
NN's just depraved, but who cares |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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dogsbum
NN's whore
Joined: 08 Jan 2010
Posts: 381
Location: under my desk - licking my balls
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:18 am |
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Black Dog
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
Posts: 651
Location: 100% AUSSIE
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:45 am |
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Nice Burn!!!
Gee I bet she is inundated with calls with that sexy look on her face!!!
Great baiting... Aussie baiters rock!!! |
_________________ Abidjan > Accra - Elson "with out feeding and sliping at a car perck in Accra"
Abuja > Lagos > Accra - Wadino "on the street roming like destitute"
Accra > Lagos > Akure > jail > Lagos - Lad-onardo DaVinci "YOU HAVE GIVEN TO ME A WOUND IN MY HEART I WILL ALLWAYS REMEMBER"
Lagos > Accra - Smith "i have to sell my shoe"
Lagos > Accra - Stanley "I SLEPT IN THE CAR AND WAS BITES BY SO MUCH MOSQUETO AND I AM NOW FILLING SICK"
Accra > Lagos - Dr Omo "have not eaten and bath even my tooth is dirty"
Random lad pain:
X14 more &
Team Mr Bigg's |
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Dr Mittens
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 07 Jan 2010
Posts: 2
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:25 pm |
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I love that they originally answered "yes" for "strange smells" and had to whit it out! Guess her "examiner" had an honest streak in him. |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:38 pm |
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Hahahaha that is so freakin funny!!! Get low low low girl scammer get low.
Hahahahaha I loved the ones put in the cafe with the scammers facing them! I'm sure those will be her favorites too...
I can't stop laughing, my sides hurt.
Omgosh and that sexy look on her face says it all! Looks like she pulled a muscle or something.
Whoooo you get down girl scammer, put your hands in the air. Say cheese...
NN between all the digging and squat exercises, she should be thanking you for getting her into shape. Most people pay personal trainers.
What a fabulous adventure she has been on. You even got her traveling for some fresh air. She got to meet new people. Now she has her own posters.
I'm sure she is soooooo grateful for all you have done for her and her buddies.
Also, interesting paper work....
Black Dog wrote: |
Great baiting... Aussie baiters rock!!! |
Well y'all certainly have a twisted sense of humor that we love, that's for sure. |
_________________ x5 2 From my Valentine
Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:47 pm |
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Uh oh... I am being cursed. That makes 1657 times I have been death cursed by some witch man/shrine.
Fraud-Star wrote: |
Dear Mr.Flair,
This is my action towards this matter, and it will involves everybodies death, i am going to this right now, could you see what the Abayomi Prince did with my photos in a public cyber cafe, i told you that he is a scamer.
Bellow Names are going to be death and killed by our village sharanes, I am going to see a natives doctor for this nonsense with my real image, i will proved myself to you that our village served vodues spirit, and each of you should be ready to be a death beings regarding this did, and you Mr. Flair i spend $2000 USD in all i did with you, both my hoteles bill and transportation, and you refuse to pay me back my money, bellow name are going to be place on the village sharens and they will invokes spirit to strikes each of you to death.
Below Names, are going to be death, and my late husband will strikes each of you death, Go and ask of Benin and what we are in that way.
1. ABAYOMI
2. SISTER XXXXXXXXXXX <- X'd names, other baiters.
3. SISTER XXXXXXXXXXX
4. RICHARD FLAIR
5. STEVE AUSTIN
6. BRETT HART
7. HULK HOGAN
This names are submited to the local sharanes of my village squared for sacrifies and retuales, you told me that the image has been destroyed, then how could Abayomi Prince got to get my image, watch out what will happend, all of you, your names has been submited for sacrifies here in my village head square. you all will die any moment from now, you do not know me, Abayomi has bite a liones tailes, and it will reviceback to everybody who has seen my photos image.
You must pay for this, i swear you must paay for this nonsense otherwise lives will be exchange base on this image and the death of my late husband will start stricking peoples down after invocation of his spirit.
Mr. flair, if you did not give me ABAYOMI IMAGE PHOTOS AND TELEPHONE NUMBER, all of you will be a death soules by mestices, including him. could you see what he did with my image. |
She's just cursed a bunch of wrestlers. Idiots. She so bought the chopped images of her poster all over Lagos.
So my fake haxor Minister intercepts her emails to me.
NN as Minister Fake-Lad wrote: |
I TELL YOU I LOCK U OUT OF FLAIR.I KNOW HIS PASSWORDS AND TAKE YOU PICTURES FROM HIS TRASH FOLDER.HE DOES NOTS KNOW. THIS IS FOR YOU AND ME. FLAIR NOT KNOW YOU FOOLISH WOMAN. I LOCK YOU OUT AND WILL FIND YOU OUT FOR MAKING A MESS. YOU RUIN THIS YOU PAY THEE PRICE. YOU R A FRAUD WHORE WHO WILL CHOKE ON THE DONKEY COCK. FLAIR IS GOOD MAN.YOU NEEDD TO READ WHAT I SAY UGLY WOMAN. YOUR CHEAP PROSTUTUTE. MANY OF MY BOYS WANT TO SEE IF U GOOD FOR SEX PARTY??? WE PAY YOU 1$??? |
Of course I am not getting any of her emails because of Minister Fake-Lad.
NN, The Nature Boy wrote: |
I am still waiting for an explanation. Your silence in these matters is sending me volumes in your guilt in all the accusations. If you had only been honest from the start you could have been someone special and I would have welcomed you into my arms like a sister. I have decided to close all my Ministries in West Africa in light off all these lies and betrayals.
You will need to find some honesty as god has marked your betrayal to me and will remember what has happened these days. I am sorry if you burn in damnation. |
It must be so incredibly frustrating. The sweet, glorious, bitter pain of defeat. ahhh...
Now the great news. I have two more on the hook who want to play... |
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dogsbum
NN's whore
Joined: 08 Jan 2010
Posts: 381
Location: under my desk - licking my balls
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Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:10 am |
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Nurse Nasty wrote: |
Uh oh... I am being cursed. That makes 1657 times I have been death cursed by some witch man/shrine. |
Damn. You must have a bitch of a time getting life insurance. Does this qualify you for another trophy? Order of the Living Dead?
Wonder if she really did spend $2,000 on this scam. Maybe. Meh. She will make shitloads more from Goat Fuckers Monthly where I have no doubt she will get a dollar or two for a full page spread. $2,000 ... that's gotta leave a stain don't you think?
I wanna be NN's whore. Do me. Do me hard. |
_________________ DogsBum
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Make a lad cry today and God will reward you.]</a>
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
Zombie or Steward (real) returns - you decide.
Steward is a Delete sensitive material regarding identity - Steward
Exproba tuos pusiones saepe et quam saevissime!
(Slap lads often and as hard as possible!!)
Miseria et tardum letium omnibus factoribus doli!
(Woe and a slow death to all scammer lads!)
(Thanks Otterfan for the Latin) |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:14 am |
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^^^ Oh my goodness. You made me laugh.
I knew the public cafe thingy wouldn't set to good with her.
Also the sex party for $1 ..... I snorted so hard my nose hurts. |
_________________ x5 2 From my Valentine
Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:43 am |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:47 am |
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She got a little pissed.
Two can play that juju game. NN, you can borrow my "Tina Burns" video, rename it "Grace Burns," and send it to her from the Nigerian Minister. If you think it might help.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F663rrlkNZM
I have the file in .wmv if you want it. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:04 am |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:32 am |
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Poor, poor Fraud-Star.
She is going to kill the lad that got her involved in all this mess. |
_________________ ~
“I guess a man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, and then steps in it.” ~ John Steinbeck |
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:09 am |
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@NN. Two more? |
_________________ MMM and 152 x132
"There is so much problems which you caused." Rev. Father Chris Ub@
Chant4l's possy: Lome>Cotonou>Accra>Atakpamé>Lome>Accra (co-bait with GnarlySpoof, bigdaddy, theDane and party)
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Thanks to the Fae! |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:11 am |
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dogsbum
NN's whore
Joined: 08 Jan 2010
Posts: 381
Location: under my desk - licking my balls
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Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:24 pm |
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LADBUSTER wrote: |
I have an asset in Accra that you are free to use to mend things with Oga Oblivious. It´s a very trigger happy lad that I followed for some time. |
Oh my. Sadly I heard the lad say he was going to 'blow you off'. Whatever ... might have just been excited to speak to you.
How come my lads never say anything sweet like that to me? Grr to my lads. Lift your game boys.
But yeah I agree this is a lad worth bringing into the bait.
@Master of Puppets
You mean NN has her eyes on someone else? Hmmm LadBuster does your AK47 lad do house calls? I might have a job for him to get rid of my whore competition.
NN ... still waiting.
I have the whips, chains and ball gag all ready and a'waitin for ya. This might get you in the mood for some noob nibbling ... click |
_________________ DogsBum
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Make a lad cry today and God will reward you.]</a>
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
Zombie or Steward (real) returns - you decide.
Steward is a Delete sensitive material regarding identity - Steward
Exproba tuos pusiones saepe et quam saevissime!
(Slap lads often and as hard as possible!!)
Miseria et tardum letium omnibus factoribus doli!
(Woe and a slow death to all scammer lads!)
(Thanks Otterfan for the Latin) |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:10 pm |
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@Dogsbum: Oh no... I mean HitchHiker is Lotta's bitch, you're permanently NN's whore now. So if you need counseling about how to handle that, I guess HH will be there for you |
_________________ x4
Oke: Todger club entry submission + (Co-bait with Albator) |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:06 pm |
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^^There is no counseling for that, MOP. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:13 pm |
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I don't think that Dogsbum has figured out yet that Nurse Nasty is male... |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:15 pm |
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Philo Kvetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Aug 2006
Posts: 577
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Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:34 pm |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:35 pm |
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You mean this isn't Nurse Nasty????
What kind of a cruel joke are y'all playing around here???
@ NN, when are we going to meet the 2 new lads that are wanting to play with you?
What devious plans do you have in store for them??? I hope they will soon be bald and no eyebrows as well.
Maybe psychedelic body paint mixed with super glue, riding a homemade cart off a cliff in wrestling clothes with a giant watermelon on their heads???
Oh sorry, I think you have done that already... |
_________________ x5 2 From my Valentine
Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:19 am |
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LADBUSTER
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Oct 2008
Posts: 214
Location: most places
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Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:11 pm |
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Dogsbum: feel free to use that guys number any which way you please. PM me if you need any of his email adresses.
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_________________ OBICTUARY, OBICTUARY, OBICTUARY. -Western Union
what a BITCH you are, you are dead and dead you MUST remain I have stamped it since that is what you want BIG FOOL - Random G man
IT SHALL NOT BE WELL WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AS LONG AS YOU KEEP DISTORBING THE PEACE OF GIENNUE LOAN LENDER LIKE HAWK MACRO CREDIT LTD., AMEN?
DO NOT FORGET THAT YOUR DAYS ARE ALSO NUMBERED, ISEEEEEEEEEEEEE. - Hawk Macro Credit Ltd
U BE THE GREATEST LUNATIC I EVER COME ACROSS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
[email protected]
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