T0sser 0gugu0 photochop *NSFW*

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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:35 am

If you read the 4th anniversary safari to Mali thread, you'll know T0sser 0gugu0's pretty annoyed about his circumcision proof photographs being leaked from the church medical department, and sent to several other guymen in his area. Well, there's no telling where they might end up, and since he's back on the hook and the bait's going through another boring, stale patch, it'd be nice to let him know his pics are going to good use.

My gimp jobs are appalling. Any submissions from other people better at this than me are very welcome. The original circumcision proof pics are here, and NOT SAFE FOR WORK, KIDS etc:

<a href="http://members.419eater.com/~psychedelia_smit/uzz01.jpg" target="_blank" class="postlink">Pic 1</a>
<a href="http://members.419eater.com/~psychedelia_smit/uzz02.jpg" target="_blank" class="postlink">Pic 2</a>
<a href="http://members.419eater.com/~psychedelia_smit/uzz03.jpg" target="_blank" class="postlink">Pic 3</a>

Anyway, here's one I cobbled up just now. I did mention I'm not brilliant at Gimp jobs, but I'm sure he'll be thrilled anyway. Smile

Master Baiter Joined: 14 Feb 2009 Posts: 209

How about a NSFW tag in the title?

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:32 am

You call that a bad job? That's great. Perspective and colours are right.

Nothing better than a scammer thinking he's been publicly humiliated. They really hate that. Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:46 am

Nice banner, and the flowers are a nice touch. Tosser is so sweet. Laughing

Your pic looks real to me. Smile

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:34 am

Nice one! Superb trophy mate!

Master Baiter Joined: 14 Feb 2009 Posts: 209

am I the first one to get the idea to photoshop, uh, certain things, uh, to perhaps a smaller size?

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:05 am

^^^
Brilliant! Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:41 am

Yeah, that's far better, er...., chopping than NN does.

Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 14 Feb 2009 Posts: 209

photochop to smaller or non-existant size, add name in text on pic, email to giant scammer email list found on 419baiter, uh, profit?

The only thing more perfect would be to somehow get the picture to the people at the western union office.

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:58 am

thank you Psychedia Smith. My day truly has been awful and your photochop cheered me up immensely. Give 'em hell (or playgirl)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:04 am

Feel free to use the pics for whatever purpose you like. He complained his pictures had been posted on a website, but has been fiercely resisting telling me where he saw them. I've been demanding the URL as a measure to counterbalance his demands for travel costs and keep him where he needs to be: on the defensive. I've told him the cannot tolerate a pastor's genitalia being viewed by all and sundry, and his funding cannot possibly go ahead while they remain in public view. Well, now this has happened. He only has himself to blame Wink

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Dec 2009 Posts: 316

Mabe a Stripshow-Agency sends him these pictures with the offer of an contract -
... We have seen that advertising on Timesquare and got your address from the editors of Gay-Contacts-International, and would like to book you for a tournee. ...

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:58 am

Fantastic work!!! Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:54 pm

Great Great Great Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:31 pm

Quote:

Mabe a Stripshow-Agency sends him these pictures with the offer of an contract -

That would be our own M00seknuckle Modelling Agency.

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:08 pm

I just linked them.

NSFW

Get them before the host takes them down.

http://yfrog.com/b7magcoverj

http://yfrog.com/jqmagcover2j

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:18 pm

I love starting my morning with a hearty laugh! Great stuff, PDS! And great photochopping all around in this thread. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:49 pm

Somehow, placing him next to Mr Peanut enhances the hilarity of the whole thing. Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:58 pm

^^ yes, it works well somehow Smile

Connie, thanks for those, they're vile. Perfect. I've added them to the little album I'll be sending him soon. I need him to be irritated really badly about something else first, and that something will be the only Elder still on his side buying the farm, throwing a seven, popping his clogs. The new Elder in charge of his case will see that poster above the strip joint in Times Square, then discover the other pics online and accuse him of making money from the publication of them.

Whatever happens, they're always a handy parting shot if he twigs.

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:47 pm

You are welcome. Anything for the cause. Well almost. Cutting an inch off his wedding tackle is just about the limit. I had to take a shower and use lots of bleach.

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:12 pm

In
http://yfrog.com/jqmagcover2j
the guy on his right is sniggering at lad's todger. Priceless

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:36 pm

Just to really get his goat I would have said "SMALL BOY STRIP SHOW" on that sign but Im an evil bastard Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:21 pm

Yes, he's sensitive about the 'small' thing, when he sent his first circumcision proof pictures they were scanned at low res, and he was instructed by the Church Circumcision Inspector to re-take and scan them again at a larger size because his penis was 'rather small'. Maybe an ad for enlargement would be a good place.

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:46 pm

bwahahahaha I can just see it now!

Are you lacking in the department your girl needs most? Is it pathetic like this guy's? Dont get caught wanting in the size stakes. Call us now to get a man sized member!

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

What amazing work!

It inspired me to to put ol' Tosser in an enlargement ad, after I made his weeny even teenier...truly a peanut. I'm sure he'll be glad of the publicity!

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1600/1047157/8994637/382317621.jpg

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