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hoorah
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Feb 2009
Posts: 209
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:54 pm |
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Convincing a lad to do S3cur3 Sh13ld, I got these wonderful gems of quotes one right after another:
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| I AM GETTING STRESSED UP WITH ALL THESE AND I AM HAVING THE FEELING THAT YOU ARE UP TO SOMETHING WHICH I DO NOT KNOW. |
You're getting warmer......
We go back and forth with some hand-holding to get him into the site, and then this:
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NOW I AM STILL HAVING SOME PROBLEM AFTER FILLING OUT SOME INFORMATIONS BECAUSE I SUSPECT SOME INFORMATIONS YOU GAVE OUT DOSE NOT TALLY WITH MINE. THE WEB IS STILL TELLING ME Primary and alternative telephone numbers are identical! SO WHICH TELEPHONE NUMBER DID YOU USE AS ALTERNATIVE.
HONESTLY, I AM GETTING WALKED UP NOW |
Walked up. Good one!
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| IF WHAT I AM ANSWERING IN THE SITE YOU GAVE TO ME IS ANY THING TO GO BY, I SUSPECT YOU ARE UP TO SOMETHING BUT I AM WATCHING THIS NOW AND BECOMING UMCOMFORTABLE WITH THE QUESTION I AM FILLING OUT RIGHT NOW AND THE 6 FORMS I GAVE YOU.ARE YOU A CIA OR HOMELAND SECURITY AGENT? |
Oh no! He found me out! So clever! I reply:
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Questions? I don't know about the questions, if anything its only a few simple ones.
The thing is, no I am not in the CIA or Homeland security or any of that. Its just that we see on the news here in USA and in Britan, we see all the time people getting scammed by offers on the internet, so we just have to be very careful. There are lots of new companies that offer to help protect from scams and this is one and my company is trying it. It is new for us also so if it works we will be happy and if not we will not use it again. I am sorry if it is not working out but I don't mean any disrespect and I am not CIA. It should be easy but if not we will not use in the future. Unfortunately the money stays in the system for 2 weeks so we cant get it out now. |
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| WELL I AM STILL ON IT FILLING OUT THE QUESTIONS ALTHOUGH IS IS STRESSFUL AND TAKING TOO LONG. |
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WELL I HAVE FINALLY GOTTEN THE MTCN NUMBER OF THE WESTER UNION.THE WEBSIRE IS OK FOR SECURITY REASONS.KEEP USING IT I RECOMMEND |
A lad recommending S3cur3 Sh13ld!?! That has got to be a first! Sorry buddy, I thought you were clever, but you dropped the ball. THanks for playing! |
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hoorah
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Feb 2009
Posts: 209
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:55 pm |
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Session starttime: 2010-02-04 15:34:53(GMT-7)
Session endtime: 2010-02-04 15:55:35(GMT-7)
Answers: 40
Q: Have you used S3cur3 Sh13ld service before?
A: no i have not
Q: If you answered yes to previous question, how many times?
A: no i have not used it previously
Q: Have you received other type of electronic transfers before?
A: no i have not
Q: Why are you receiving these funds?
A: to be able to procure some dumenys for our business transaction
Q: Are the funds you intend to receive related to any criminal activity?
A: no it is not
Q: Will the funds you receive be used for any criminal activities?
A: NO IT WILL NOT
Q: Do you have criminal record or are you being investigated for any crime?
A: NO I DO NOT HAVE
Q: Do you know anyone who is connected to organized crime?
A: i do not know
Q: Do you know anyone who is being investigated for a crime?
A: NO I DO NOT KNOW
Q: Do you know anyone who has been convicted for a crime?
A: NO I DO NOT KNOW
Q: What is infant whale commonly called?
A: I HAVE NO IDEA
Q: What animal do you think is the most scary?
A: IT IS LION
Q: Have you ever seen a celebrity?
A: YES I HAVE
Q: What do you think when you see a homeless person?
A: I FEEL BAD FOR THE PERSON BECAUSE HE NEEDS REHABILITATION
Q: What are the characteristics of these gangs?
A: I HAVE NO IDEA
Q: Where is your dad?s family from?
A: THEY ARE FROM WALES
Q: If your doctor told you that you had only one month to live, how would you use the time left?
A: I WILL USE IT TO PRAY TO GOD FOR ME TO BE ON GODS RIGHT HAND IN HEAVEN
Q: What kind of problems does dishonesty cause?
A: ENDING UP IN JAIL
Q: What lessons did you learn from this time in your life?
A: TO BE HONEST IN LIFE
Q: Have you ever hit an animal at night when you were driving your car?
A: NO I HAVE NOT
Q: Have you ever been in a cementery at night? Why? Or why not? Would you go?
A: I HAVE NOT BEEN THERE AND WILL NEVER GO THERE
Q: How can you help someone who has suffered if you are not a professional counsellor?
A: I WILL REHABILITAE OR SEND HIM TO REHABILITAION CENTER
Q: In your opinion, what is the most important feature of the Internet?
A: IT IS USED FOR EASE OF COMMUNICATION
Q: Do you think that capital punishment is a good idea? Why or why not?
A: NO IT IS NOT GOOD BECAUSE GOD IS THE FINAL JUDGE
Q: If you woke up because your house was on fire, which three things would you save?
A: MY CV, MY LAPTOP AND MY SELF
Q: Do you know anyone who is connected to organized crime?
A: NI I DO NOT
Q: Do you know anyone who is connected to organized crime?
A: NO I DO NOT
Q: What trade union was finally legalized in Poland in 1989?
A: I HAVE NO IDEA
Q: Been in the hospital (not visiting)?
A: I HAVE ONLY VISITED
Q: Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
A: 10 YEARS AGO
Q: Who created the UK TV spoof 007 character Basildon Bond?
A: I HAVE NO IDEA
Q: When is honesty difficult?
A: THE WISE ONE
Q: Consecrated in 1962, where is the Cathedral Church of St Michael?
A: NO IDEA
Q: Is drunk driving a crime where you live? If so, what is the punishment?
A: IT IS A CRIME AND HAS 1 MONTH JAIL SENTENCE
Q: What language is Jesus believed to have spoken?
A: jewish language
Q: What gangs exist in this country and in your home country?
A: non at all
Q: Does the evil of dowry infest your society?
A: no it dose not
Q: Made a web page?
A: BILL GATE
Q: Are there women bosses in your country?
A: YES THERE ARE
Q: Type of music you dislike most?
A: MAKOSA MUSIC |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:13 am |
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I hope he's not claiming to be a Christian
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Q: What language is Jesus believed to have spoken?
A: jewish language |
The correct answer is: Aramaic. |
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Vampiremerchant
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Nov 2009
Posts: 3227
Location: Scotland
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:53 am |
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Q: Have you ever been in a cementery at night? Why? Or why not? Would you go?
A: I HAVE NOT BEEN THERE AND WILL NEVER GO THERE |
Well it would seem that your lad is immortal ! 
Excellent job !!! |
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Bolleboos
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2009
Posts: 1000
Location: Paises Bajos
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:48 am |
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| [...] BUT I AM WATCHING THIS NOW AND BECOMING UMCOMFORTABLE WITH THE QUESTION I AM FILLING OUT RIGHT NOW AND THE 6 FORMS I GAVE YOU. |
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| THE WEBSIRE IS OK FOR SECURITY REASONS.KEEP USING IT I RECOMMEND |
A lad recommending S3cur3 Sh13ld!?! That has got to be a first! |
It's great how happy he is with this fine security service.
How many questions did he have to answer to get the M7CN?
If those 6 forms were NN's mannigram forms (TTR0981723-G) you can stalk him for an audi. 
After submitting forms, and going through 5ecure 5hield, the next step is a . I guess after that you would send well hidden cash by mail or parcel service, and then there is no other option than just fly in and hand him the money. |
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<-- Ger@ld J0nes aka Remittanceboi, MG security forms, thanks NN!
 <-- Emanuel WIMPed from Lagos to Ghana (provided phone help on Bruin's lad)
Miss Ariana Hani: "it seem your balls contains up to 6 eggs that i should destroy with a baseball stick and weep your spinal code so you die"
Mandaline Randy: "i gave you my heart body mind and soul but you did not value it imagine if you were me how would you feel beby its pain ful i was just rooming in the money gram as if am a mad girl while you knows my condition its unfear" |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:59 am |
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^There's also M7CN 5ec  That's not hard* at all, and every mistake will be his!
*Really, it isn't. It might be a tedious process, and with 'frustrate lad' on it will be impossible as well, but it's certainly not a difficult task |
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Oke: Todger club entry submission +  (Co-bait with Albator) |
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hoorah
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Feb 2009
Posts: 209
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:56 pm |
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Oooh, now he's really upset that the MTCN doesn't work. I think he's twigged. I can try to get him back, but I don't think its gonna work.
I only made him fill out like 50 questions because he was real close to twigging before I put him through this. I can't believe he did it.
The forms I made him fill out were homeland security forms IIRC. I don't even knwo what I make the lads fill out most of the time, so long as they waste time on them. I always smack them for being incorrect anyway! |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:59 pm |
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Q: Have you ever been in a cementery at night? Why? Or why not? Would you go?
A: I HAVE NOT BEEN THERE AND WILL NEVER GO THERE |
immortal !
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im mortal. |
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George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:15 pm |
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Good work!! I just love SS. |
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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
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hoorah
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Feb 2009
Posts: 209
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:21 pm |
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Thanks A Skinner!
Well, he twigged when the MTCN number didn't work for him at WU. I told him it was because I found out he was a scammer and I withdrew the money at the last minute from WU, so hopefully he still thinks the SS website is "I RECOMMEND"  |
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Bolleboos
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2009
Posts: 1000
Location: Paises Bajos
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:31 pm |
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| [..] it was because I found out he was a scammer [...] |
You could say that 'someone' told you that he is a a scammer, ans ask him if it is true.. |
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<-- Ger@ld J0nes aka Remittanceboi, MG security forms, thanks NN!
<-- Emanuel WIMPed from Lagos to Ghana (provided phone help on Bruin's lad)
Miss Ariana Hani: "it seem your balls contains up to 6 eggs that i should destroy with a baseball stick and weep your spinal code so you die"
Mandaline Randy: "i gave you my heart body mind and soul but you did not value it imagine if you were me how would you feel beby its pain ful i was just rooming in the money gram as if am a mad girl while you knows my condition its unfear" |
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