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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:55 am

Slightly modified health inspection: wrote:

Insert fist into anus. Does it feel tight or loose? TIGHT / LOOSE / VERY SLOPPY
Describe anus (include description of any odours, discharge, pus, mucous, bleeding, hairy knots, evidence of anal intercourse and turtle heads).............................
Insert fist in vagina, does it feel tight or sloppy? TIGHT / LOOSE / VERY LOOSE
Please indicate which of the following pelvic landmarks were found:
Ischial Tuberosity [ ] Greater Sciatic Notch [ ] Anterior inferior Iliac Spine [ ]
If no pelvic landmarks found during examination, please describe technique used during pelvic examination........
Describe vagina and labia (include description of any odours, discharge, bleeding, hairy knots and evidence of vibrator use).............................
Did applicant complain about anal or vaginal inspection? YES / NO
Complaint details? ..........................
Describe odour, colour and consistency of any discharge found on fist found during vaginal inspection?................
Examine applicant's bowel movement (faeces) and describe in great detail.
Did the bowel movement contain any foreign objects, evidence of semen or animal droppings? YES / NO
If yes, describe all foreign objects, semen and animal droppings found in applicant's bowl movement........................
Date and time of applicant's last sexual activity which included intercourse: Date.... / Time: ......
Can the examiner see any evidence of sexual activity with an animal? YES / NO
Describe findings of sexual activity with an animal ........
Date on which examiner was certified by [INSERT DOCTORS NAME AND ADDRESS] to conduct examinations?

Inspector must certify that they did not wash examination hand(s) for at least 1 week.

I ................ certifiy that I examined ............. (applicant's name) anus and vagina in the authorised manner and certify that I have not and will not wash the hands used during examination for a period of not less than one week following the date of examination.
Signed ... Date....

Why use a single finger when all sorts of delights await your sad victims?
Is there an equivalent exam for male lads?

You are a truly sick woman NN. Your lads are in scammer hell and you will be their devil today.

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:39 am

Great stuff NN! When I grow up I want to be just like you bow_down

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:46 am

Quote:

Sex: Femel

Um, I'm not sure if I've met any femels before. I certainly haven't tried femeling either. Guess that makes me a right reclusive weirdo as well as being deprived huh.

NN's just depraved, but who cares

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:18 am

Femels? There are everywhere ... just did a giggle search and blow me down I scored 670.000 hits for femels and femel related things.

You can download femel voices here and some indian dude offers sex with femels as part of his massage service. Indonesions seem to have a sub-categoy of femel called a male femel (used in an escort service) which I can only surmise might be a variation of a ladyboi. Clever people femels.

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:45 am

Nice Burn!!!

Gee I bet she is inundated with calls with that sexy look on her face!!!

Great baiting... Aussie baiters rock!!! Laughing

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 07 Jan 2010 Posts: 2

I love that they originally answered "yes" for "strange smells" and had to whit it out! Guess her "examiner" had an honest streak in him.

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Hahahaha that is so freakin funny!!! Get low low low girl scammer get low.
Hahahahaha I loved the ones put in the cafe with the scammers facing them! I'm sure those will be her favorites too...
I can't stop laughing, my sides hurt.

Omgosh and that sexy look on her face says it all! Looks like she pulled a muscle or something.
Whoooo you get down girl scammer, put your hands in the air. Say cheese... Wink

NN between all the digging and squat exercises, she should be thanking you for getting her into shape. Most people pay personal trainers.
What a fabulous adventure she has been on. You even got her traveling for some fresh air. She got to meet new people. Now she has her own posters.

I'm sure she is soooooo grateful for all you have done for her and her buddies. Laughing

Also, interesting paper work....

Black Dog wrote:

Great baiting... Aussie baiters rock!!! Laughing

Well y'all certainly have a twisted sense of humor that we love, that's for sure.

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:47 pm

Uh oh... I am being cursed. That makes 1657 times I have been death cursed by some witch man/shrine.

Fraud-Star wrote:

Dear Mr.Flair,
This is my action towards this matter, and it will involves everybodies death, i am going to this right now, could you see what the Abayomi Prince did with my photos in a public cyber cafe, i told you that he is a scamer.
Bellow Names are going to be death and killed by our village sharanes, I am going to see a natives doctor for this nonsense with my real image, i will proved myself to you that our village served vodues spirit, and each of you should be ready to be a death beings regarding this did, and you Mr. Flair i spend $2000 USD in all i did with you, both my hoteles bill and transportation, and you refuse to pay me back my money, bellow name are going to be place on the village sharens and they will invokes spirit to strikes each of you to death.
Below Names, are going to be death, and my late husband will strikes each of you death, Go and ask of Benin and what we are in that way.

1. ABAYOMI
2. SISTER XXXXXXXXXXX <- X'd names, other baiters.
3. SISTER XXXXXXXXXXX
4. RICHARD FLAIR
5. STEVE AUSTIN
6. BRETT HART
7. HULK HOGAN

This names are submited to the local sharanes of my village squared for sacrifies and retuales, you told me that the image has been destroyed, then how could Abayomi Prince got to get my image, watch out what will happend, all of you, your names has been submited for sacrifies here in my village head square. you all will die any moment from now, you do not know me, Abayomi has bite a liones tailes, and it will reviceback to everybody who has seen my photos image.
You must pay for this, i swear you must paay for this nonsense otherwise lives will be exchange base on this image and the death of my late husband will start stricking peoples down after invocation of his spirit.
Mr. flair, if you did not give me ABAYOMI IMAGE PHOTOS AND TELEPHONE NUMBER, all of you will be a death soules by mestices, including him. could you see what he did with my image.

She's just cursed a bunch of wrestlers. Laughing

Idiots. She so bought the chopped images of her poster all over Lagos.

So my fake haxor Minister intercepts her emails to me.

NN as Minister Fake-Lad wrote:

I TELL YOU I LOCK U OUT OF FLAIR.I KNOW HIS PASSWORDS AND TAKE YOU PICTURES FROM HIS TRASH FOLDER.HE DOES NOTS KNOW. THIS IS FOR YOU AND ME. FLAIR NOT KNOW YOU FOOLISH WOMAN. I LOCK YOU OUT AND WILL FIND YOU OUT FOR MAKING A MESS. YOU RUIN THIS YOU PAY THEE PRICE. YOU R A FRAUD WHORE WHO WILL CHOKE ON THE DONKEY COCK. FLAIR IS GOOD MAN.YOU NEEDD TO READ WHAT I SAY UGLY WOMAN. YOUR CHEAP PROSTUTUTE. MANY OF MY BOYS WANT TO SEE IF U GOOD FOR SEX PARTY??? WE PAY YOU 1$???

Of course I am not getting any of her emails because of Minister Fake-Lad.

NN, The Nature Boy wrote:

I am still waiting for an explanation. Your silence in these matters is sending me volumes in your guilt in all the accusations. If you had only been honest from the start you could have been someone special and I would have welcomed you into my arms like a sister. I have decided to close all my Ministries in West Africa in light off all these lies and betrayals.

You will need to find some honesty as god has marked your betrayal to me and will remember what has happened these days. I am sorry if you burn in damnation.

It must be so incredibly frustrating. The sweet, glorious, bitter pain of defeat. ahhh...

Now the great news. I have two more on the hook who want to play... Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:10 am

Nurse Nasty wrote:

Uh oh... I am being cursed. That makes 1657 times I have been death cursed by some witch man/shrine.

Damn. You must have a bitch of a time getting life insurance. Does this qualify you for another trophy? Order of the Living Dead?

Wonder if she really did spend $2,000 on this scam. Maybe. Meh. She will make shitloads more from Goat Fuckers Monthly where I have no doubt she will get a dollar or two for a full page spread. $2,000 ... that's gotta leave a stain don't you think?

I wanna be NN's whore. Do me. Do me hard. Embarassed

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

^^^ Oh my goodness. You made me laugh. Laughing

I knew the public cafe thingy wouldn't set to good with her. Twisted Evil

Also the sex party for $1 ..... I snorted so hard my nose hurts.

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:43 am

dogsbum - Great Soludo's Beard, you had better be female... Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:47 am

She got a little pissed. Laughing

Two can play that juju game. NN, you can borrow my "Tina Burns" video, rename it "Grace Burns," and send it to her from the Nigerian Minister. If you think it might help. Very Happy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F663rrlkNZM

I have the file in .wmv if you want it. Smile

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:04 am

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:32 am

Poor, poor Fraud-Star. Sad

She is going to kill the lad that got her involved in all this mess. Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:09 am

@NN. Two more? Shocked

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:11 am

@Dogsbum: If you need counselling for that, I guess HitchHiker will be there for you Wink

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:24 pm

LADBUSTER wrote:

I have an asset in Accra that you are free to use to mend things with Oga Oblivious. It´s a very trigger happy lad that I followed for some time.

Oh my. Sadly I heard the lad say he was going to 'blow you off'. Whatever ... might have just been excited to speak to you.

How come my lads never say anything sweet like that to me? Grr to my lads. Lift your game boys.

But yeah I agree this is a lad worth bringing into the bait.

@Master of Puppets

You mean NN has her eyes on someone else? Hmmm LadBuster does your AK47 lad do house calls? I might have a job for him to get rid of my whore competition.

NN ... still waiting. Embarassed

I have the whips, chains and ball gag all ready and a'waitin for ya. This might get you in the mood for some noob nibbling ... click

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:10 pm

@Dogsbum: Oh no... I mean HitchHiker is Lotta's bitch, you're permanently NN's whore now. So if you need counseling about how to handle that, I guess HH will be there for you Wink

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:06 pm

^^There is no counseling for that, MOP. Smile

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:13 pm

I don't think that Dogsbum has figured out yet that Nurse Nasty is male...

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:15 pm

^^^neither have a few others. Wink

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Aug 2006 Posts: 577

^^^^

REALLY?

I listened to the calls and everything. Don't ruin the fantasy Rolling Eyes

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

You mean this isn't Nurse Nasty???? Exclamation

What kind of a cruel joke are y'all playing around here???

@ NN, when are we going to meet the 2 new lads that are wanting to play with you?
What devious plans do you have in store for them??? I hope they will soon be bald and no eyebrows as well.
Maybe psychedelic body paint mixed with super glue, riding a homemade cart off a cliff in wrestling clothes with a giant watermelon on their heads???

Oh sorry, I think you have done that already... Embarassed

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:19 am

Nasty, Nasty where are you not
I hate to tell ya, I love ya like pot

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:11 pm

Dogsbum: feel free to use that guys number any which way you please. PM me if you need any of his email adresses.

Code:

+233-261 9o8 116

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