2010 Valentines Day Be My Lust Object Thread

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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 12:49 pm

Murry Guru wrote:

Oh, Billy, a tip, Reaper is a dude but I am sure he loved your wooing Wink

Stupid

Horny

Misleading banghead

Avatar

I wrote you a poem about my heart which was flat.
Forget it now, I look such a tw*t
No more is my heart limp and deflated
If they hear about this I will be berated

Cool

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:30 pm

^^^

irish, I hope you get lucky with such a cherry like Merry. Wink

Roy, I'm a still working. Laughing

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:40 pm

@ Billy -

Wish I could link you a song from where I am, something by Aerosmith...

Corona,

This morning,
As I woke,
I thought I was still in a dream!

The sun coming up,
Bright,
I mistook for your
Scintellating beauty.

Still only,
Not you,
Just a sunbeam.

So in my heart,
I decided,
Your wooing will not be,
Subsided.

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:41 pm

For those of you who were kind enough to take a moment to let Slightlyoutofit know how you feel about him, I just want to say thanks. I see a difference in him already. I'm sure some of you may have been surprised to receive a less than grateful reply from him, but you must understand how difficult it is for him to show his true feelings.

If you missed my post but want to help, you can find it here. Remember, each PM we send brings him closer to the emotional healing he so disparately needs. Won't you take a minute to save Slightly? If not for him, do it for his inner child. His inner child is our future.

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:52 pm

^^Lukey, in that previous post, are you sure that's the right type of beverage for Slightly? Wouldn't something more like this:

suit his delicate and sensitive inside?

@Billy, don't worry mate. It's happened before and it'll most likely happen again. Laughing

Oh, Kate, I love it when you talk genetics...

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:19 pm

Cheers for being understating mate. Yep, is not the first time I made that mistake Embarassed

Now is Irish widow a dude or a chick? Razz

Damn I'm so sallow - just a horny goat for sauscey avatar.

Badgerbait wrote:

@ Billy -

Wish I could link you a song from where I am, something by Aerosmith...

You mean this Wink

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:05 pm

OK. I finally decided that I had to step into this Den of Shitfuckery. I've tried to stay out of here due to it's unheteroness but my PM box has been going crazy and I suspected that the culprit could be found in here.

luckey wrote:

Won't you take a minute to save Slightly?

I don't need saving.
Sod off, the lot of you.

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:07 pm

Woooooooooo Hooooooooooo - Congradulationess to all - wonderful woooooos this year - love this mushy twaddle - sniggering

@ Tim - A confused guy says What???

Mucho apologees - I have many writing styles - that was "confusethearseoffeveryone"

I couldn't even make sense of it myself.

Like many here "Rationality" is not even my third language, and I do love worrying words to death.

Rolling Eyes

@ Reapiebabes - So glad you enjoyed. As a special treat (Okazaki fragment)

Lots do indeedie find talkin genetics a massive turn-on. Murry himself has recently started collecting garden genomes.

Wink

@ Billy Milligan - Confusticated is fine. Guessing the correct gender is a study in itself. SOOI is really a squiggle obsessed with his nuts. Go figure.

Laughing

@ Murry - What a sensationally brilliant poem. Simply adored "Forever On The Sea".

That Piratical Guru is certainly a wonderful guy - good job he has such a stable and wise partner.

Which got me thinking - I mean it is only fair that the Goddess responds to her Beau.

She did however seem very sure and far too perfect so I have added a few doubts n such.

And because she is a Goddess - she can skip the rhyming conventioness thingy.

Quote:

The Goddess sits alone on her rugged hillside
Overlooking fields of green
With eyes so sparkly she milks the scene
Pleasure so full of wonder and serenity
In quite times she questions often how she has this power

Power it is and she wants so much to use it fully
To master its potential, to make a difference
She is simply herself, maybe she is guided
Guided by good and powerful forces
She just accepts

Why concern when we just can be
Enjoy totally all that comes your way
She loves her Pirate Guru so
Wants him to shine, be happy, admired and respected
Of course she knows he is anyway, but he needs reminding

They each dare and share, dream and care
Willing to just see where each voyage is leading
Happy to be aboard. enjoying, teasing, entertaining
Loyal and respectful of each other
Always wanting the best for each other
Maybe encountering others similarly blessed
Those that sparkle as no other, smile so much wider
Their powers used for acts that are the noblest
Who knows for sure the maybes and outcomes
She knows she never feels alone
She knows
Yes but how does she know?

She just knows that we are...just what we are.

So what is this Goddess really like?

She is mysterious and secretive yet is very well known
It is all she gives and shares
She gives all and enjoys all
Totally or not at all
Constantly reaching out wanting to please
Seeking those that are in need, giving freely
Careful not to hinder or hurt or alarm
She just does it naturaly saving even in dreams

But she can be so naughty, nice naughty and silly naughty
She is still childlike despite always learning
She wants to amaze and impress yet knows time is on her side
Maybe too wordy and explaining at times
Maybe too clever for her own good
But always learning and eager to know more
She is happy anyway and wants it to show and to share
She just knows who she is....She just simply is

Gazing out at the world, smiling wryly at times
Nodding head at good, making a difference in small ways
One day she may reveal that she is in fact a true child of faeries
A daughter of an enchantress, swapped at birth
A destiny angel who will change the world
A being "not of this world" alone, yet still also human

She cries real tears of joy, enjoys fulfillment
Banishes demons and darkness with her smile
Gives herself willingly and always
Maybe she really is just not any of the above
Maybe she will never be sure
Yet paradoxically, by never being sure, also becomes certain

At her Gurus side is what she desires
With him wherever, whatever, whenever

The Goddess sits alone on her rugged hillside
Overlooking fields of green
With eyes so sparkly she milks the scene
Pleasure so full of wonder and serenity
Maybe she now understands better

A silent joyful tear meets another joyful tear
With a delightful melody in her heart
With eyes and body aglow
With a serene sigh
She bids the green fields a simply goodbye
She rises - turns smiling hugely
As her Pirate Guru takes her in his arms
Ready to sail off once more into the sunset...

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:18 pm

Hellllooooo Slightly don't you own me a song?

@Billy - not only is reaper a dude but he's like 14 years old.

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:34 pm

@ Billy - Reaper: dude, Irishemigrant: dude, Merry Widow: I believe to be a girly, but not substantiated.

Slightlyoutofit likes to play "hard to get". You should try that one. Tell SOOI luckey sent you.

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:48 pm

Slightlyoutofit wrote:

I don't need saving.
Sod off, the lot of you.

That's the sound of healing.

Slightly is here now, and that's all that matters. He has dipped his toe into the fertile waters of Eater love and hope. Where the toe goes, body and mind follow. Well done karma soldiers, well done.

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:02 pm

luckey wrote:

Where the toe goes, body and mind follow.

Especially when pushed forcefully! Laughing

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 85

irishemigrant wrote:

Fishing??????????????????????
Did someone mention FISHING????????????????????
When? Where? I'll be there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sod this crap poetry romance stuff
ok, ready to go
Pier 3, the BIG boat, 7am Saturday

Might want to be careful out on a boat with just one guy. Might be given the choice Put out or Swim, and it is winter time.
See now thats what I am talking about. Thats wooing right there.
Tim
P.S. I fish every day I dont work prity much. Oh and got to add how much I miss Dora, Where has she been I aint seen her on and I am missing wooing her. Did someone club her and drag her off to a cave? no fair taking my idea

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

:sigh: Ima.

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Corona wrote:

Had a chance to snap this pic of some of the guys, girlfriends! They didn't know that I was there.

You didn't catch them peeing on a huge pink box did you? There for a minute I thought Nurse Nasty had been baiting the fellas.
They look guilty of something. What happened to their clothes????

Corona to me wrote:

Sis, sis, your feet are no concern
It's tits you have that make me burn

Awww sis, I don't think you have anything to worry about. Yours look pretty dang hot!
I mean that in a sisterly sort of way , of course.

Well I have seen some pretty interesting things lately while hanging out over at Juan's.
Sis isn't the only one who has pics to share..

First I saw Juan. I think he knew I was looking in. What a tease. Wink

Then Ima showed up in a cute outfit. Hi Ima. Very Happy

Juan came back and I think he might have been in trouble because she had handcuffs.

Then out of no where Nurse Nasty appeared.

Then I fell off the ledge and don't know what happened after that. I think I was unconscious.
Don't worry I'm fine. Thanks for caring. Just really sad I missed out on what they were all up too.
Must have been a party or something. Looked fun Very Happy

@Irish that was the loveliest poem! I'm so sure Ms Merry will say yes to you. Thumbs up

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:34 am

Sis, the guys thought eater ladies was going to be around and they are pissed. Razz

Oh my word, Juan and Ima! Very Happy

Nasty???

Roy, I'm still working on your poem. Wink

Edit: Badger, how sweet of you. Cool

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:53 am

Quote:

:sigh:Ima

TS wins the prize for the coolest guy in the thread, with just 2 words he woos and wins Ima every time.

I've heard Chuck Norris gets tips from TS Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:13 am

Hey Billy, don't let the avatars fool you, except mine, I really look a little better than this. Very Happy

@ DQ

I didn't ralize you pic collection was so vast..

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:45 am

^^^
I look exactly like my Avatar! Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:32 am

Roy,

We met on the net
And baby it was set

We fell in love so quick
It almost made me sick

You were very sweet
You even wiped the seat

It was fate by far
I let you drive my car

Our relationship was ended
When you didn't want to spend it

We should have another fling
And this time bring the money thing

Laughing

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Awesome Corona. Thumbs up

ParaNoid wrote:

@ DQ

I didn't ralize you pic collection was so vast..

You should see the ones I have of you. Wink

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:51 am

We all have pics, video, webcam of 'Noid, Harry put so many cams into "noids squat it has a superseded London Webcams for most hits in Youtube.

And on that subject, 'Noid? the cam in the wardrobe has a leather jacket obscuring the lens, can you move it please?

And on another related subject

Still no reply to my fervent paen to the lady I would crawl over broken glass for

Oh well, the fishing trip is 24 hours away

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 85

Oh no the Valentine Wooing Post is slipping must Bring it on Track.

For I say on to you all in the words of Alan Watts, "Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command." And if you believe what the Bible says, "Are we to love only those who deserve our love? Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy. But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you; that ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven. " So I want you all to know that I Love you. Because He who treads the path of love walks a thousand meters as if it were only one. I hope you view the word with love in your eye because Love sees roses without thorns.

With Love,
Tim

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:02 am

I'll love any lady that stays long enough to get past the "hello, your place or mine, or how about right here now" opening line.

I have got other introductory lines, but they are just as effective.

Which might explain why I'm the oldest virgin in eater

Unless sheep, squirrels, gerbils, and anteaters count.

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:18 pm

To any of the Eater Ladies, thanks to Irish and his ubiquitous CCTV cameras, If you choose me, you will be a

STAR!

I am certain he will share some of the money earned off of the Video sales (which I hear are doing quite well). Irish is just that kind of guy!

I have been trying to decide between buying flowers, frilly undies or candy. No, not for me (sorry Irish), but for my woo-ees.

DQ what would you prefer?

Kate?

Corona?

Fartina?

luckey?

Tim?

I must be getting desperate...

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