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Billy Milligan
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 26 Nov 2009
Posts: 99
Location: In the sewer of the internet, fishing for turds.
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 12:49 pm |
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Murry Guru wrote: |
Oh, Billy, a tip, Reaper is a dude but I am sure he loved your wooing |
Stupid Horny Misleading Avatar
I wrote you a poem about my heart which was flat.
Forget it now, I look such a tw*t
No more is my heart limp and deflated
If they hear about this I will be berated
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_________________ "piss off you thief. we will confiscate your fund tomorrow Take Note !!!" - West3rn Onion
"Now I know that you are a psycho. Never you contact Me if you know that You are that unserious person fool!" - P Morg@n
"Stop writting to me again because if you try to send an more mail to my mail box i will inform the police about you and they will get you arristed fool like you." - Barr P Jame5
"GO F**K WITH YOUR MOTHER A**HOLE.......... "- K@zim- m@[email protected] <-100% risky free phones
"yES WE HAVE THE DERREN BROWN AVAILABLE IN STOCK" 5teffan Mue1ler - <[email protected]
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:30 pm |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:40 pm |
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@ Billy - Wish I could link you a song from where I am, something by Aerosmith...
Corona,
This morning,
As I woke,
I thought I was still in a dream!
The sun coming up,
Bright,
I mistook for your
Scintellating beauty.
Still only,
Not you,
Just a sunbeam.
So in my heart,
I decided,
Your wooing will not be,
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_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:41 pm |
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For those of you who were kind enough to take a moment to let Slightlyoutofit know how you feel about him, I just want to say thanks. I see a difference in him already. I'm sure some of you may have been surprised to receive a less than grateful reply from him, but you must understand how difficult it is for him to show his true feelings.
If you missed my post but want to help, you can find it here. Remember, each PM we send brings him closer to the emotional healing he so disparately needs. Won't you take a minute to save Slightly? If not for him, do it for his inner child. His inner child is our future. |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:52 pm |
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^^Lukey, in that previous post, are you sure that's the right type of beverage for Slightly? Wouldn't something more like this:
suit his delicate and sensitive inside?
@Billy, don't worry mate. It's happened before and it'll most likely happen again.
Oh, Kate, I love it when you talk genetics... |
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Billy Milligan
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 26 Nov 2009
Posts: 99
Location: In the sewer of the internet, fishing for turds.
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:19 pm |
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Cheers for being understating mate. Yep, is not the first time I made that mistake Now is Irish widow a dude or a chick?
Damn I'm so sallow - just a horny goat for sauscey avatar.
Badgerbait wrote: |
@ Billy - Wish I could link you a song from where I am, something by Aerosmith...
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_________________ "piss off you thief. we will confiscate your fund tomorrow Take Note !!!" - West3rn Onion
"Now I know that you are a psycho. Never you contact Me if you know that You are that unserious person fool!" - P Morg@n
"Stop writting to me again because if you try to send an more mail to my mail box i will inform the police about you and they will get you arristed fool like you." - Barr P Jame5
"GO F**K WITH YOUR MOTHER A**HOLE.......... "- K@zim- m@[email protected] <-100% risky free phones
"yES WE HAVE THE DERREN BROWN AVAILABLE IN STOCK" 5teffan Mue1ler - <[email protected]
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:05 pm |
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OK. I finally decided that I had to step into this Den of Shitfuckery. I've tried to stay out of here due to it's unheteroness but my PM box has been going crazy and I suspected that the culprit could be found in here.
luckey wrote: |
Won't you take a minute to save Slightly? |
I don't need saving.
Sod off, the lot of you. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:07 pm |
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Woooooooooo Hooooooooooo - Congradulationess to all - wonderful woooooos this year - love this mushy twaddle - sniggering
@ Tim - A confused guy says What???
Mucho apologees - I have many writing styles - that was "confusethearseoffeveryone"
I couldn't even make sense of it myself.
Like many here "Rationality" is not even my third language, and I do love worrying words to death.
@ Reapiebabes - So glad you enjoyed. As a special treat (Okazaki fragment)
Lots do indeedie find talkin genetics a massive turn-on. Murry himself has recently started collecting garden genomes.
@ Billy Milligan - Confusticated is fine. Guessing the correct gender is a study in itself. SOOI is really a squiggle obsessed with his nuts. Go figure.
@ Murry - What a sensationally brilliant poem. Simply adored "Forever On The Sea".
That Piratical Guru is certainly a wonderful guy - good job he has such a stable and wise partner.
Which got me thinking - I mean it is only fair that the Goddess responds to her Beau.
She did however seem very sure and far too perfect so I have added a few doubts n such.
And because she is a Goddess - she can skip the rhyming conventioness thingy.
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The Goddess sits alone on her rugged hillside
Overlooking fields of green
With eyes so sparkly she milks the scene
Pleasure so full of wonder and serenity
In quite times she questions often how she has this power
Power it is and she wants so much to use it fully
To master its potential, to make a difference
She is simply herself, maybe she is guided
Guided by good and powerful forces
She just accepts
Why concern when we just can be
Enjoy totally all that comes your way
She loves her Pirate Guru so
Wants him to shine, be happy, admired and respected
Of course she knows he is anyway, but he needs reminding
They each dare and share, dream and care
Willing to just see where each voyage is leading
Happy to be aboard. enjoying, teasing, entertaining
Loyal and respectful of each other
Always wanting the best for each other
Maybe encountering others similarly blessed
Those that sparkle as no other, smile so much wider
Their powers used for acts that are the noblest
Who knows for sure the maybes and outcomes
She knows she never feels alone
She knows
Yes but how does she know?
She just knows that we are...just what we are.
So what is this Goddess really like?
She is mysterious and secretive yet is very well known
It is all she gives and shares
She gives all and enjoys all
Totally or not at all
Constantly reaching out wanting to please
Seeking those that are in need, giving freely
Careful not to hinder or hurt or alarm
She just does it naturaly saving even in dreams
But she can be so naughty, nice naughty and silly naughty
She is still childlike despite always learning
She wants to amaze and impress yet knows time is on her side
Maybe too wordy and explaining at times
Maybe too clever for her own good
But always learning and eager to know more
She is happy anyway and wants it to show and to share
She just knows who she is....She just simply is
Gazing out at the world, smiling wryly at times
Nodding head at good, making a difference in small ways
One day she may reveal that she is in fact a true child of faeries
A daughter of an enchantress, swapped at birth
A destiny angel who will change the world
A being "not of this world" alone, yet still also human
She cries real tears of joy, enjoys fulfillment
Banishes demons and darkness with her smile
Gives herself willingly and always
Maybe she really is just not any of the above
Maybe she will never be sure
Yet paradoxically, by never being sure, also becomes certain
At her Gurus side is what she desires
With him wherever, whatever, whenever
The Goddess sits alone on her rugged hillside
Overlooking fields of green
With eyes so sparkly she milks the scene
Pleasure so full of wonder and serenity
Maybe she now understands better
A silent joyful tear meets another joyful tear
With a delightful melody in her heart
With eyes and body aglow
With a serene sigh
She bids the green fields a simply goodbye
She rises - turns smiling hugely
As her Pirate Guru takes her in his arms
Ready to sail off once more into the sunset... |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:18 pm |
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Hellllooooo Slightly don't you own me a song?
@Billy - not only is reaper a dude but he's like 14 years old. |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:34 pm |
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@ Billy - Reaper: dude, Irishemigrant: dude, Merry Widow: I believe to be a girly, but not substantiated.
Slightlyoutofit likes to play "hard to get". You should try that one. Tell SOOI luckey sent you. |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:48 pm |
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Slightlyoutofit wrote: |
I don't need saving.
Sod off, the lot of you. |
That's the sound of healing.
Slightly is here now, and that's all that matters. He has dipped his toe into the fertile waters of Eater love and hope. Where the toe goes, body and mind follow. Well done karma soldiers, well done. |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:02 pm |
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luckey wrote: |
Where the toe goes, body and mind follow. |
Especially when pushed forcefully! |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Suicide King
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 85
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:37 pm |
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irishemigrant wrote: |
Fishing??????????????????????
Did someone mention FISHING????????????????????
When? Where? I'll be there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sod this crap poetry romance stuff
ok, ready to go
Pier 3, the BIG boat, 7am Saturday |
Might want to be careful out on a boat with just one guy. Might be given the choice Put out or Swim, and it is winter time.
See now thats what I am talking about. Thats wooing right there.
Tim
P.S. I fish every day I dont work prity much. Oh and got to add how much I miss Dora, Where has she been I aint seen her on and I am missing wooing her. Did someone club her and drag her off to a cave? no fair taking my idea |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:54 pm |
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:sigh: Ima. |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:09 am |
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Corona wrote: |
Had a chance to snap this pic of some of the guys, girlfriends! They didn't know that I was there. |
You didn't catch them peeing on a huge pink box did you? There for a minute I thought Nurse Nasty had been baiting the fellas.
They look guilty of something. What happened to their clothes????
Corona to me wrote: |
Sis, sis, your feet are no concern
It's tits you have that make me burn |
Awww sis, I don't think you have anything to worry about. Yours look pretty dang hot!
I mean that in a sisterly sort of way , of course.
Well I have seen some pretty interesting things lately while hanging out over at Juan's.
Sis isn't the only one who has pics to share..
First I saw Juan. I think he knew I was looking in. What a tease.
Then Ima showed up in a cute outfit. Hi Ima.
Juan came back and I think he might have been in trouble because she had handcuffs.
Then out of no where Nurse Nasty appeared.
Then I fell off the ledge and don't know what happened after that. I think I was unconscious.
Don't worry I'm fine. Thanks for caring. Just really sad I missed out on what they were all up too.
Must have been a party or something. Looked fun
@Irish that was the loveliest poem! I'm so sure Ms Merry will say yes to you. |
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Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:34 am |
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Sis, the guys thought eater ladies was going to be around and they are pissed.
Oh my word, Juan and Ima!
Nasty???
Roy, I'm still working on your poem.
Edit: Badger, how sweet of you. |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:53 am |
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TS wins the prize for the coolest guy in the thread, with just 2 words he woos and wins Ima every time.
I've heard Chuck Norris gets tips from TS |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:13 am |
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Hey Billy, don't let the avatars fool you, except mine, I really look a little better than this.
@ DQ
I didn't ralize you pic collection was so vast.. |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:45 am |
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^^^
I look exactly like my Avatar! |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:32 am |
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Roy,
We met on the net
And baby it was set
We fell in love so quick
It almost made me sick
You were very sweet
You even wiped the seat
It was fate by far
I let you drive my car
Our relationship was ended
When you didn't want to spend it
We should have another fling
And this time bring the money thing
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An Eater's Sweetheart Safari |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:40 am |
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Awesome Corona.
ParaNoid wrote: |
@ DQ
I didn't ralize you pic collection was so vast.. |
You should see the ones I have of you. |
_________________ x5 2 From my Valentine
Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:51 am |
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We all have pics, video, webcam of 'Noid, Harry put so many cams into "noids squat it has a superseded London Webcams for most hits in Youtube.
And on that subject, 'Noid? the cam in the wardrobe has a leather jacket obscuring the lens, can you move it please?
And on another related subject
Still no reply to my fervent paen to the lady I would crawl over broken glass for
Oh well, the fishing trip is 24 hours away |
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Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
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Suicide King
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 85
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:59 am |
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Oh no the Valentine Wooing Post is slipping must Bring it on Track.
For I say on to you all in the words of Alan Watts, "Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command." And if you believe what the Bible says, "Are we to love only those who deserve our love? Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy. But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you; that ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven. " So I want you all to know that I Love you. Because He who treads the path of love walks a thousand meters as if it were only one. I hope you view the word with love in your eye because Love sees roses without thorns.
With Love,
Tim |
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irishemigrant
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Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:02 am |
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I'll love any lady that stays long enough to get past the "hello, your place or mine, or how about right here now" opening line.
I have got other introductory lines, but they are just as effective.
Which might explain why I'm the oldest virgin in eater
Unless sheep, squirrels, gerbils, and anteaters count. |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:18 pm |
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To any of the Eater Ladies, thanks to Irish and his ubiquitous CCTV cameras, If you choose me, you will be a STAR!
I am certain he will share some of the money earned off of the Video sales (which I hear are doing quite well). Irish is just that kind of guy!
I have been trying to decide between buying flowers, frilly undies or candy. No, not for me (sorry Irish), but for my woo-ees.
DQ what would you prefer?
Kate?
Corona?
Fartina?
luckey?
Tim?
I must be getting desperate... |
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