2010 Valentines Day Be My Lust Object Thread

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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:37 pm

sir scam alot wrote:

I thought I had low standards. Laughing

Low? I do ask for two from the list.

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:40 pm

^It really doesn't matter anyway Wink

I see (in your siggy) our dear Nurse has declared eternal love to you.

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:04 pm

^^^ Dear Bankster are you planning to be my body slave?

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:51 am

^^^

Where is that sexy nurse, anyways? Wink

Roy, I am a boner and I need to write some more poems. Cool

Sis, you have me beat on the poetry, wooing and the you know. Laughing

Had a chance to snap this pic of some of the guys, girlfriends! Cool

They didn't know that I was there. Razz

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:34 am

Bo,

I just read "our" bait, the Bike insurance bait, where, under the stars, those many yea...., um, well, those two long years and a few months ago, I first noticed your incisive wit, you baiting acumen, and, though there were a lot of other baiters in there, Irish, for example, and Frumpy, Tommo, The Great Ook, Paranoid, Wright B Hindyou, Asiaguy, and a few others, some of whom have been banned, it was you, you who I noticed, you who I yearned to hear from, and you, above all, who impressed me with your skill at getting lad to answer 400 questions in an attempt to get the hidden MTCN.

I hold you in the highest esteem. Thank you for your private pokey nipple email to the SSC box. Sorry for posting it in the Hectard thread... Embarassed

With a deep and abiding Eater Love,

I remain,
as ever,
your loving,

Doc
Pretty Rose

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:53 am

Kate, you're cool and you have good taste in avatars.
I admire your linguistic lunacy of which I am enviable.
No, this isn't supposed to be a poem, but more of a eloquent and touching "thing".
My vocabulary is poor, I wish it was more (ha!)
I don't really think, that you could be a whore
Perhaps you have room for another Aussie
So I'm not exactly sure how to finish this. Ah, CATBINGO!!!

Very Happy

No Ook.

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 7:26 am

Cathartic Kate deserves the woos of many, I am sure she will be delighted at the recent attempts to woo Wink

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 7:31 am

Quote:

Dear Bankster are you planning to be my body slave?

Mh, I would consider myself a personal well-being assistant rather than a slave. A slave needs commands and guidance, whereas I'll give you an opportunity to just relax and let your mind wander while I pamper you in an environment where everything is being taken care of by me.

Though, funny you should mention it, I've planned a mistress&slave thing later in the evening...

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 25 Jan 2010 Posts: 3

Last week i was engaged with my wife its great to say it's my aw-some valentine will become.I am planing to make memorable day so i will take candle night dinner and table will be located between bulk of red roses.It will gives additional effect..

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 7:53 am

^^ Congratulations! And I bet your dinner setup will blow her away.

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:16 pm

Congrats owaispoul! Cool

Murry and Kate,

Never quit amusing
The lads you are abusing

I think you are perfect mates
You hit the lads with all your hates

Always know within your hearts
That I never have the farts. Laughing

You two are my great friends
I love you from all ends Shocked

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:10 pm

Corona, your tag of Eater's Sweetheart is well deserved

Eater's sweetest sweetheart Corona
with you around nobody's a loner
Your a wonderful friend, caring and true
Both kate and I we love you too

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 2:10 pm

I dont want to sound imperious,
but the strings on my heart could never be serious,
about a total stranger on the internet who Ive never met.

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 3:13 pm

There once was a hottie: Corona
So cute she'd give a dog a boner
She's named after beer
And even, folk queer
in delight at her picture would groana
Wink

Gotcha now like ginger in my hands . . . no. Putty!

Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:31 pm

Sensational Reapiebabe, yeppers forgetliness the rhyming bunkum.

This "thingy" will be as touchingly eloquent as what yours was*

First off I thought you had a touch of macroorchidism or were an allele or two adrift.

Wink

I would deem it a very great honour indeedie, she'll be apples, deffo chuffed.

The Spooner jet is always available at short notice - and Siberia is perishlingly cold.

Shocked

* Grammaticilarily sound to an Ocker.

Laughing

Quote:

Sweet Corona and Wonderful Badger - next to enjoy sum cathartic-arse-isms.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 85

^^^^ A confused guy says What???
Tim

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:55 am

Thanks Murry! Wink

Roy, I'm writting you a poem. Laughing

Billy, that is silly! Laughing

Thanks!

Kate, Badger is wonderful and I might write him another. Wink

To my dearest squirrel,

No matter what they say
I love you every other day

You come off as mean
I think you're just keen

You are so funny
You could make money

These words are very true
That I really love you

I know you like me
And want to bite me
Laughing

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:57 am

Ima this song reminds me you you lately

song link

English version song link

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:35 am

Roycropper wrote:

I dont want to sound imperious,
but the strings on my heart could never be serious,
about a total stranger on the internet who Ive never met.

That's very good Roy. How did you manage to get your mugu to come up with that? Laughing

Hi Reaper.
I got you a nice poem to woo mah way to you too.

If flat was my heart, like a tyre that had split
would you mend with your puncture "reaper" kit?
Rolling Eyes

That'll do it
Wink

Next wooie: Cathartic. Hmm . . tricky

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:45 am

^^ lots rhymes with Kate Wink

Here, this may give you some inspiration;

Quote:

I know that many of the girls here may be waiting
for me to name my choice,
if it is not you that I name, please dont give up on romance.
Another may even buy you a rolls royce

There are other men here who can make you happy too,
so without delay or further ado
I write my poem and one more woo

There was a scene to create
and the girl I sought had to bait
I knew I would have to wait
for a girl I could apprecciate

I have found the one to escalate
into my arms and to woo till late
It will be the most magical date
if she says yes it will be first rate

If she says no i will surely deflate
But the choice is hers the rest is fate
I am running out of words that rhyme with hate
And refuse to use the word "masterbate"

so its time to name my mate
and if she agrees i will elate
Lotta I am sorry you arrived too late
for I had already fallen for Cathartic Kate

Catharrtic Kate will with "R" s so fine
I hope you'll be my virtual valentine
I surely hope you dont decline
to be in my arms and to be mine

But if you say no thats OK
I will woo again some other day
I understand there must be many suiters
Who admire your charm and your hooters

If you say no I have other plans
I will share the plans of another mans
If your answer is no I ask one wish
tell me now and with Irish I will fish

And before you all rush to say that was last years woo, yes it was.

This wasn't taken from last years Vday though Wink

I dedicate this to My Beautiful Princess
Forever on the sea
By Murry Guru

The travelling pirate Guru sailing forever on the sea
He puts his faith in his goddess, so enchanting is she
She always remains his only trusted and true friend
And he will always keep her with him until the end

His goddess is faithful and has never steered him foul
She has magical powers that bring him luck somehow
She gives him guidance and she gives him power
That lasts and last for many a long hour

She gives him all he needs and all he can ever desire
Protecting him from harm and making others admire
The Pirate Guru becomes the king of the sea,
He is the only pirate to be enchanted you see

He spends his days, following her guidance
She has not once led him astray
He trusts her wisdom, he believes her every word
Even though his goddess has never been heard

How each communicate is a great mystery
He talks through his heart and so does she
Everything is shared between them, their love and their lives
All that each have is for both to enjoy, neither owns a thing alone

They each own the other, their love is divine
Sharing all their dreams as well as their wine
She gives him guidance and direction, he gives her life
She steers him to happiness and keeps him from strife

She protects and she serves, he lives his life for her
His heart is forever touched, her affection strongly felt
She travels the world with him wherever he may go
They belong to each other, and will remain always so

On the lonely nights and days other pirates may live through
They have each other for company and love all that they do
The Guru and his Goddess will sail the seas forever
Giving all that they have sharing it all together

A bond so strong and powerful it will never be broken
Kisses hugs and smiles constant, words just a token
The Guru closes his eyes and opens his heart
he feels the constant love and knows they will not part

So wonderful and caring everything they share
And even if miles apart the other is always there
The love and bond are eternal they will always be
the goddess and the pirate forever on the sea

Cathartic Kate you know I will always love you so
And you have many suitors you know that I know
But if you will once again be my valentine
Tell me you love me and that you will be mine

I will sparkle and shine and give you all that you desire
A huge sparkly smile that I know you will admire
You will make me so very happy you will see
If only you will join me and be
Forever on the sea

Oh, Billy, a tip, Reaper is a dude but I am sure he loved your wooing Wink

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:38 am

Family concerns have torn me away
I am without the time to devote
I keep promising to return another day
To the Eater Lady that won my vote

She's cuddly and cute
With a laugh that's a hoot
Stockings, lace and leather,
My first port of call
In stormy weather

I've seen her crack walnuts,
with scarcely a gimace
And whipped cream and strawberries
only enhance her visage

I'd lay there forever,
as she tried out her heels
If she untied me
I'd be bereft and despondent
I'd prefer if she sat, it was upon me

Her hair it is long,
I brush it glady
and rub her sweet body
with scented oil, till she tastes like candy

I've been an obnoxious suitor
I leave her for hours, when I tell her minutes
I say I'll be back
Then call the next week

I've had some troubles
She's always been there
To listen, to share
I hope that she cares

We live far apart
but she's opened my heart
We laugh and we joke
I think she's a treat
Our next thing to do is arrange a meet

If you haven't guessed by now
she's a lady in name
with a husband whose gone
but a Merry name

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:52 am

@Irish,

are you sure you didn't go missing for that long just so you could write that woo, it is way better than your previous attempts Wink

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:59 am

^^ I took the time out to study your style, oh Guru of the Romance Threads. Wink

But I may not be back in time to see if it works Sad

Hi Reaper! Very Happy

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:06 am

lets hope you get to see a reply from this mystery Merry baitress before you have to depart.

Uninteresting men talk of things no woman would possibly be interested in follows; No Ima, not even you Cool

Does this mean the fishing trip is on again Wink

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:15 am

Fishing??????????????????????

Did someone mention FISHING????????????????????

When? Where? I'll be there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sod this crap poetry romance stuff

Rods===== Check
Reels===== Check
Bait===== Check
Lures===== Check
Beer====== Check

ok, ready to go

Pier 3, the BIG boat, 7am Saturday

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