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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:37 pm |
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sir scam alot wrote: |
I thought I had low standards. |
Low? I do ask for two from the list. |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:40 pm |
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:04 pm |
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^^^ Dear Bankster are you planning to be my body slave? |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:51 am |
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^^^
Where is that sexy nurse, anyways?
Roy, I am a boner and I need to write some more poems.
Sis, you have me beat on the poetry, wooing and the you know.
Had a chance to snap this pic of some of the guys, girlfriends!
They didn't know that I was there. |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:34 am |
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Bo,
I just read "our" bait, the Bike insurance bait, where, under the stars, those many yea...., um, well, those two long years and a few months ago, I first noticed your incisive wit, you baiting acumen, and, though there were a lot of other baiters in there, Irish, for example, and Frumpy, Tommo, The Great Ook, Paranoid, Wright B Hindyou, Asiaguy, and a few others, some of whom have been banned, it was you, you who I noticed, you who I yearned to hear from, and you, above all, who impressed me with your skill at getting lad to answer 400 questions in an attempt to get the hidden MTCN.
I hold you in the highest esteem. Thank you for your private pokey nipple email to the SSC box. Sorry for posting it in the Hectard thread...
With a deep and abiding Eater Love,
I remain,
as ever,
your loving,
Doc
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:53 am |
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Kate, you're cool and you have good taste in avatars.
I admire your linguistic lunacy of which I am enviable.
No, this isn't supposed to be a poem, but more of a eloquent and touching "thing".
My vocabulary is poor, I wish it was more (ha!)
I don't really think, that you could be a whore
Perhaps you have room for another Aussie
So I'm not exactly sure how to finish this. Ah, CATBINGO!!!
No Ook. |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Tue Feb 02, 2010 7:26 am |
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Cathartic Kate deserves the woos of many, I am sure she will be delighted at the recent attempts to woo |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Tue Feb 02, 2010 7:31 am |
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Dear Bankster are you planning to be my body slave? |
Mh, I would consider myself a personal well-being assistant rather than a slave. A slave needs commands and guidance, whereas I'll give you an opportunity to just relax and let your mind wander while I pamper you in an environment where everything is being taken care of by me.
Though, funny you should mention it, I've planned a mistress&slave thing later in the evening... |
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owaispoul
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Joined: 25 Jan 2010
Posts: 3
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Tue Feb 02, 2010 7:36 am |
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Last week i was engaged with my wife its great to say it's my aw-some valentine will become.I am planing to make memorable day so i will take candle night dinner and table will be located between bulk of red roses.It will gives additional effect.. |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Tue Feb 02, 2010 7:53 am |
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^^ Congratulations! And I bet your dinner setup will blow her away. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:16 pm |
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Congrats owaispoul!
Murry and Kate,
Never quit amusing
The lads you are abusing
I think you are perfect mates
You hit the lads with all your hates
Always know within your hearts
That I never have the farts.
You two are my great friends
I love you from all ends |
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An Eater's Sweetheart Safari |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:10 pm |
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Corona, your tag of Eater's Sweetheart is well deserved
Eater's sweetest sweetheart Corona
with you around nobody's a loner
Your a wonderful friend, caring and true
Both kate and I we love you too |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
Bait with Frumpy on the hitman "i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back"
Click to learn how to romance bait Click to get your name in mugu gold
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<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph. |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Feb 02, 2010 2:10 pm |
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I dont want to sound imperious,
but the strings on my heart could never be serious,
about a total stranger on the internet who Ive never met. |
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You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
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I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Billy Milligan
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 26 Nov 2009
Posts: 99
Location: In the sewer of the internet, fishing for turds.
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Tue Feb 02, 2010 3:13 pm |
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There once was a hottie: Corona
So cute she'd give a dog a boner
She's named after beer
And even, folk queer
in delight at her picture would groana
Gotcha now like ginger in my hands . . . no. Putty! |
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"Now I know that you are a psycho. Never you contact Me if you know that You are that unserious person fool!" - P Morg@n
"Stop writting to me again because if you try to send an more mail to my mail box i will inform the police about you and they will get you arristed fool like you." - Barr P Jame5
"GO F**K WITH YOUR MOTHER A**HOLE.......... "- K@zim- m@[email protected] <-100% risky free phones
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:31 pm |
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Sensational Reapiebabe, yeppers forgetliness the rhyming bunkum.
This "thingy" will be as touchingly eloquent as what yours was*
First off I thought you had a touch of macroorchidism or were an allele or two adrift.
I would deem it a very great honour indeedie, she'll be apples, deffo chuffed.
The Spooner jet is always available at short notice - and Siberia is perishlingly cold.
* Grammaticilarily sound to an Ocker.
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Sweet Corona and Wonderful Badger - next to enjoy sum cathartic-arse-isms. |
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Suicide King
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 85
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Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:16 pm |
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^^^^ A confused guy says What???
Tim |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:55 am |
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Thanks Murry!
Roy, I'm writting you a poem.
Billy, that is silly! Thanks!
Kate, Badger is wonderful and I might write him another.
To my dearest squirrel,
No matter what they say
I love you every other day
You come off as mean
I think you're just keen
You are so funny
You could make money
These words are very true
That I really love you
I know you like me
And want to bite me
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:57 am |
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Billy Milligan
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 26 Nov 2009
Posts: 99
Location: In the sewer of the internet, fishing for turds.
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:35 am |
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Roycropper wrote: |
I dont want to sound imperious,
but the strings on my heart could never be serious,
about a total stranger on the internet who Ive never met. |
That's very good Roy. How did you manage to get your mugu to come up with that?
Hi Reaper.
I got you a nice poem to woo mah way to you too.
If flat was my heart, like a tyre that had split
would you mend with your puncture "reaper" kit?
That'll do it
Next wooie: Cathartic. Hmm . . tricky |
_________________ "piss off you thief. we will confiscate your fund tomorrow Take Note !!!" - West3rn Onion
"Now I know that you are a psycho. Never you contact Me if you know that You are that unserious person fool!" - P Morg@n
"Stop writting to me again because if you try to send an more mail to my mail box i will inform the police about you and they will get you arristed fool like you." - Barr P Jame5
"GO F**K WITH YOUR MOTHER A**HOLE.......... "- K@zim- m@[email protected] <-100% risky free phones
"yES WE HAVE THE DERREN BROWN AVAILABLE IN STOCK" 5teffan Mue1ler - <[email protected]
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:45 am |
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^^ lots rhymes with Kate
Here, this may give you some inspiration;
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I know that many of the girls here may be waiting
for me to name my choice,
if it is not you that I name, please dont give up on romance.
Another may even buy you a rolls royce
There are other men here who can make you happy too,
so without delay or further ado
I write my poem and one more woo
There was a scene to create
and the girl I sought had to bait
I knew I would have to wait
for a girl I could apprecciate
I have found the one to escalate
into my arms and to woo till late
It will be the most magical date
if she says yes it will be first rate
If she says no i will surely deflate
But the choice is hers the rest is fate
I am running out of words that rhyme with hate
And refuse to use the word "masterbate"
so its time to name my mate
and if she agrees i will elate
Lotta I am sorry you arrived too late
for I had already fallen for Cathartic Kate
Catharrtic Kate will with "R" s so fine
I hope you'll be my virtual valentine
I surely hope you dont decline
to be in my arms and to be mine
But if you say no thats OK
I will woo again some other day
I understand there must be many suiters
Who admire your charm and your hooters
If you say no I have other plans
I will share the plans of another mans
If your answer is no I ask one wish
tell me now and with Irish I will fish |
And before you all rush to say that was last years woo, yes it was.
This wasn't taken from last years Vday though
I dedicate this to My Beautiful Princess
Forever on the sea
By Murry Guru
The travelling pirate Guru sailing forever on the sea
He puts his faith in his goddess, so enchanting is she
She always remains his only trusted and true friend
And he will always keep her with him until the end
His goddess is faithful and has never steered him foul
She has magical powers that bring him luck somehow
She gives him guidance and she gives him power
That lasts and last for many a long hour
She gives him all he needs and all he can ever desire
Protecting him from harm and making others admire
The Pirate Guru becomes the king of the sea,
He is the only pirate to be enchanted you see
He spends his days, following her guidance
She has not once led him astray
He trusts her wisdom, he believes her every word
Even though his goddess has never been heard
How each communicate is a great mystery
He talks through his heart and so does she
Everything is shared between them, their love and their lives
All that each have is for both to enjoy, neither owns a thing alone
They each own the other, their love is divine
Sharing all their dreams as well as their wine
She gives him guidance and direction, he gives her life
She steers him to happiness and keeps him from strife
She protects and she serves, he lives his life for her
His heart is forever touched, her affection strongly felt
She travels the world with him wherever he may go
They belong to each other, and will remain always so
On the lonely nights and days other pirates may live through
They have each other for company and love all that they do
The Guru and his Goddess will sail the seas forever
Giving all that they have sharing it all together
A bond so strong and powerful it will never be broken
Kisses hugs and smiles constant, words just a token
The Guru closes his eyes and opens his heart
he feels the constant love and knows they will not part
So wonderful and caring everything they share
And even if miles apart the other is always there
The love and bond are eternal they will always be
the goddess and the pirate forever on the sea
Cathartic Kate you know I will always love you so
And you have many suitors you know that I know
But if you will once again be my valentine
Tell me you love me and that you will be mine
I will sparkle and shine and give you all that you desire
A huge sparkly smile that I know you will admire
You will make me so very happy you will see
If only you will join me and be
Forever on the sea
Oh, Billy, a tip, Reaper is a dude but I am sure he loved your wooing |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
Bait with Frumpy on the hitman "i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back"
Click to learn how to romance bait Click to get your name in mugu gold
Got info on a scam vic? PM a mod Recieved a scam warning? Say "thank you, I am a baiter"
Ruin your pets day, post their details at scamwarners
<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph. |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:38 am |
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Family concerns have torn me away
I am without the time to devote
I keep promising to return another day
To the Eater Lady that won my vote
She's cuddly and cute
With a laugh that's a hoot
Stockings, lace and leather,
My first port of call
In stormy weather
I've seen her crack walnuts,
with scarcely a gimace
And whipped cream and strawberries
only enhance her visage
I'd lay there forever,
as she tried out her heels
If she untied me
I'd be bereft and despondent
I'd prefer if she sat, it was upon me
Her hair it is long,
I brush it glady
and rub her sweet body
with scented oil, till she tastes like candy
I've been an obnoxious suitor
I leave her for hours, when I tell her minutes
I say I'll be back
Then call the next week
I've had some troubles
She's always been there
To listen, to share
I hope that she cares
We live far apart
but she's opened my heart
We laugh and we joke
I think she's a treat
Our next thing to do is arrange a meet
If you haven't guessed by now
she's a lady in name
with a husband whose gone
but a Merry name |
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Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Posted:
Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:52 am |
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@Irish,
are you sure you didn't go missing for that long just so you could write that woo, it is way better than your previous attempts |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
Bait with Frumpy on the hitman "i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back"
Click to learn how to romance bait Click to get your name in mugu gold
Got info on a scam vic? PM a mod Recieved a scam warning? Say "thank you, I am a baiter"
Ruin your pets day, post their details at scamwarners
<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph. |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:59 am |
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^^ I took the time out to study your style, oh Guru of the Romance Threads.
But I may not be back in time to see if it works
Hi Reaper! |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:06 am |
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lets hope you get to see a reply from this mystery Merry baitress before you have to depart.
Uninteresting men talk of things no woman would possibly be interested in follows; No Ima, not even you
Does this mean the fishing trip is on again |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
Bait with Frumpy on the hitman "i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back"
Click to learn how to romance bait Click to get your name in mugu gold
Got info on a scam vic? PM a mod Recieved a scam warning? Say "thank you, I am a baiter"
Ruin your pets day, post their details at scamwarners
<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph. |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:15 am |
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Fishing??????????????????????
Did someone mention FISHING????????????????????
When? Where? I'll be there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sod this crap poetry romance stuff
Rods===== Check
Reels===== Check
Bait===== Check
Lures===== Check
Beer====== Check
ok, ready to go
Pier 3, the BIG boat, 7am Saturday |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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