Author |
Message |
Kabuto Sama
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 577
Location: In Pula pe Bega
|
Posted:
Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:20 am |
|
For those of you about to freeze, we salute you!
We had some -36 C in the coldest region of the country.
I had been spared of this, living in a warmer part of the country.
We had only -17 C . At night. And -10 in the morning (tested by me myself and I, yours truely, by smoking a cigarette).
In my walk to work I smoke, and me hand freezed while smoking 1 cigarette. This means 7 minutes. And -10.
At -15 I have to switch hands to smoke an entire cigarette.
Tried to smoke with ski gloves and managed to have a cigarette burn on the right hand glove (this happend many years ago, so now I do not wear gloves while smoking) .
I have some "anti-freeze" at home, and I use it daily, in small sips (1 in the morning before I go to work, 1 in the evening when I get home).
Tis some applejack made by me own father, 50% alcohol. |
_________________ x3 x4 x5 x4
OL BOY NA SMALL TIN REMAIN CRAZ FOR ENTER YOUR MATTER OH , IBI LIKE SAY DEM COME ADD SMALL AFRICAN INSURANCE NAIM COME MAKE YOU SEE SMALL ROAD SHA.
ANY HOW I GO CATCH U FOR ANOTHER CORNER AGAIN MR WADADA!
your father is a pig and your mother is a bicth.you are a bastad and you will die young.you shold ask your father where you bastad came from.South Africa is not for white.someday we will kill you all whites in africa and in south africa.up Zulu. -- the angry Zulu lad
you are a foolish Man that is why people like you dont achive good things in Life forget it if do not want to jelp this young Man
Asshole! - angry ghanaian "barrister" |
|
|
|
Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
|
Posted:
Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:30 am |
|
^^^
I spent the first 32 years of my life in Winnipeg, Canada which is north of North Dakota
I feel your pain... |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
x163
so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
|
|
|
Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
|
Posted:
Sat Jan 30, 2010 3:06 am |
|
Kabuto Sama wrote: |
We had only -17 C |
If I remember correctly, the easy way to convert from that silly metric system is to double it, and add 30, to get things in Fahrenheit. -17 + -17 = -34 + 30 = -4 F.
We consider that balmy in Minnesota. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
|
|
|
Kabuto Sama
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 577
Location: In Pula pe Bega
|
Posted:
Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:01 am |
|
@ Pastor Frank
If I remember correctly, that silly man Fahrenheit took a most unscientific approach when he established his scale.
In a very cold day, he concluded -this-is-as-cold-as-it-can-get- and he marked the thermometer with a 0.
Then he took his own temperature (the guy was a bit fevrish that day) and he said -this-is-100-.
I think the Celsius system is more logical. The dude said 0 C is freezing point of water and 100 C boiling point of the mentioned liquid.
So, 0 F=-18 C and 100 F=38 C. |
_________________ x3 x4 x5 x4
OL BOY NA SMALL TIN REMAIN CRAZ FOR ENTER YOUR MATTER OH , IBI LIKE SAY DEM COME ADD SMALL AFRICAN INSURANCE NAIM COME MAKE YOU SEE SMALL ROAD SHA.
ANY HOW I GO CATCH U FOR ANOTHER CORNER AGAIN MR WADADA!
your father is a pig and your mother is a bicth.you are a bastad and you will die young.you shold ask your father where you bastad came from.South Africa is not for white.someday we will kill you all whites in africa and in south africa.up Zulu. -- the angry Zulu lad
you are a foolish Man that is why people like you dont achive good things in Life forget it if do not want to jelp this young Man
Asshole! - angry ghanaian "barrister" |
|
|
|
the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
|
Posted:
Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:00 am |
|
Ever considered to quit smoking? Or switch to a pipe during the cold. Just a thought. |
_________________ www.scamwarners.com
I'm always right! - Branwen
|
|
|
|
wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
|
Posted:
Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:55 am |
|
Pastor Frank wrote: |
Kabuto Sama wrote: |
We had only -17 C |
If I remember correctly, the easy way to convert from that silly metric system is to double it, and add 30, to get things in Fahrenheit. -17 + -17 = -34 + 30 = -4 F.
|
You may remember it correctly, but the way you calculate is is incorrect.
Celsius to Fahrenheit:x 1.8 (or x 9 / 5), + 32 . So -17 C = 1.4 F.
Fahrenheit to Celsius: -32, / 1.8 (or / 9 * 5) ( -4F = -20C) |
_________________
Fight My Brute |
|
|
|
Kabuto Sama
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 577
Location: In Pula pe Bega
|
Posted:
Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:27 pm |
|
I think I am getting old... Back then when I was in my teens we had harsher winters, deep snow, ice bridges over the rivers.
I stayed outside almost all day long and was not affected by the cold as I am now.
I had the pockets of my winter jacket filled with big grains of salt, the size of a pea, and sloes. I was munching on salt and sloes constantly.
It seems a high intake of sodium and vitamin C was good for me in winter. Helped me stay outdoors at low temperatures.
And when I got home, took off my boots and placed my frozen feet on the terracotta stove. And ate hot, filling meals.
Oh, the good old days... |
_________________ x3 x4 x5 x4
OL BOY NA SMALL TIN REMAIN CRAZ FOR ENTER YOUR MATTER OH , IBI LIKE SAY DEM COME ADD SMALL AFRICAN INSURANCE NAIM COME MAKE YOU SEE SMALL ROAD SHA.
ANY HOW I GO CATCH U FOR ANOTHER CORNER AGAIN MR WADADA!
your father is a pig and your mother is a bicth.you are a bastad and you will die young.you shold ask your father where you bastad came from.South Africa is not for white.someday we will kill you all whites in africa and in south africa.up Zulu. -- the angry Zulu lad
you are a foolish Man that is why people like you dont achive good things in Life forget it if do not want to jelp this young Man
Asshole! - angry ghanaian "barrister" |
|
|
|
Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
|
Posted:
Sat Jan 30, 2010 2:38 pm |
|
In the vein of Pastor Frank...
The metric system can be used for good, for instance, using the formula of "double it and add 30" we can take a standard 24 pack of beer ad turn it into 78 metric beers (24*2+30). This is of benefit to those who live in the North Central part of the US . |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
-----------
x13 x3 x4
We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
|
|
|
|
Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
|
Posted:
Sat Jan 30, 2010 2:39 pm |
|
|
|
|
Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
|
Posted:
Sat Jan 30, 2010 2:45 pm |
|
A snowman bottle holder! Pure genius! Keeps the beer cold while you're shoveling/snowblowing out! There could be a market for that. |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
-----------
x13 x3 x4
We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
|
|
|
|
Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
|
Posted:
Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:08 pm |
|
Smoking and drinking shut down the blood flow to the extremities. Its not a good thing when its extremely cold. But what do I know? Its the middle of the winter where I am and here I sit with the windows open in a tee shirt and shorts. Yesterday I had to suit up so I had the AC on my entire commute. No point in sweating in the pantyhose. The lawn never did go dormant again this year and I really should cut back the roses but they are still blooming. |
_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate |
|
|
|
Kabuto Sama
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 577
Location: In Pula pe Bega
|
Posted:
Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:50 pm |
|
oh yes, master jedi Connie L. Kenobi. Your post just warmed my cold sith bones.
You wearing pantyhoses? OHHH, you sexy thing!
Oh, I should quit smoking... won't quit booze, though. I have a problem with poor blood circulation since childhood. I always get COLD FEET. |
_________________ x3 x4 x5 x4
OL BOY NA SMALL TIN REMAIN CRAZ FOR ENTER YOUR MATTER OH , IBI LIKE SAY DEM COME ADD SMALL AFRICAN INSURANCE NAIM COME MAKE YOU SEE SMALL ROAD SHA.
ANY HOW I GO CATCH U FOR ANOTHER CORNER AGAIN MR WADADA!
your father is a pig and your mother is a bicth.you are a bastad and you will die young.you shold ask your father where you bastad came from.South Africa is not for white.someday we will kill you all whites in africa and in south africa.up Zulu. -- the angry Zulu lad
you are a foolish Man that is why people like you dont achive good things in Life forget it if do not want to jelp this young Man
Asshole! - angry ghanaian "barrister" |
|
|
|
Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
|
Posted:
Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:59 pm |
|
Kabuto Sama wrote: |
wearing pantyhoses |
I wore silk pantyhose while in the Army, they were damn warm. If I remember correctly, the brand was "Just My Size", designed for the larger gals.
Edit: They're still around, CLICK
We usually cut the feet off. Stay away from the "control top" versions, they were too tight in the waist. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
|
|
|
Kabuto Sama
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 577
Location: In Pula pe Bega
|
Posted:
Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:43 am |
|
@ Pastor Frank
So nice, thank you for sharing.
Seems you are Priestess Francine, after all. Or a male who likes to x-dress.
Are you into men or women, PF? |
_________________ x3 x4 x5 x4
OL BOY NA SMALL TIN REMAIN CRAZ FOR ENTER YOUR MATTER OH , IBI LIKE SAY DEM COME ADD SMALL AFRICAN INSURANCE NAIM COME MAKE YOU SEE SMALL ROAD SHA.
ANY HOW I GO CATCH U FOR ANOTHER CORNER AGAIN MR WADADA!
your father is a pig and your mother is a bicth.you are a bastad and you will die young.you shold ask your father where you bastad came from.South Africa is not for white.someday we will kill you all whites in africa and in south africa.up Zulu. -- the angry Zulu lad
you are a foolish Man that is why people like you dont achive good things in Life forget it if do not want to jelp this young Man
Asshole! - angry ghanaian "barrister" |
|
|
|
sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
|
Posted:
Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:24 am |
|
The high today was about 60 F and then the temps went down all day. I was the idiot who paddled about in a kayak, trying to fish. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
|
|
|
Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
|
Posted:
Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:17 am |
|
I spent the afternoon plowing snowbound driveways in a driving wind at 15deg F and this isn't even the north. |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
x8 (Thanks Corona) |
|
|
|
sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
|
Posted:
Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:22 am |
|
Tuco, I still read the local rag from time to time, especially after snow storms. Reminds me why I moved here. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
|
|
|
Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
|
Posted:
Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:24 am |
|
Kabuto Sama wrote: |
Seems you are Priestess Francin |
No, I am a pragmatist that likes to stay warm. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
|
|
|
Suicide King
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 85
|
Posted:
Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:28 am |
|
Just to let you know pantie hose are Warm and light Weight Know lots of SF and infantry guy that used to wear them now that they have out Silk weights(ninja Suits) though they are the way to go.
Tim |
_________________ piggy contest
Follow me and I will make you fishers of Men!! Matthew 4:19 x2 |
|
|
|
Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
|
Posted:
Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:34 am |
|
Amen SK, I wore them back in the early 80's. Now they have all sorts of "super fabrics" that do essentially the same thing as the pantyhose did back then. ie: wick moisture away and insulate at the same time. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
|
|
|
Kabuto Sama
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 577
Location: In Pula pe Bega
|
Posted:
Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:06 am |
|
I wear thick pants, cotton longjohns and leather, padded, 30 cm (about 1 foot for Pastor Frank) high military style boots. |
_________________ x3 x4 x5 x4
OL BOY NA SMALL TIN REMAIN CRAZ FOR ENTER YOUR MATTER OH , IBI LIKE SAY DEM COME ADD SMALL AFRICAN INSURANCE NAIM COME MAKE YOU SEE SMALL ROAD SHA.
ANY HOW I GO CATCH U FOR ANOTHER CORNER AGAIN MR WADADA!
your father is a pig and your mother is a bicth.you are a bastad and you will die young.you shold ask your father where you bastad came from.South Africa is not for white.someday we will kill you all whites in africa and in south africa.up Zulu. -- the angry Zulu lad
you are a foolish Man that is why people like you dont achive good things in Life forget it if do not want to jelp this young Man
Asshole! - angry ghanaian "barrister"
Last edited by Kabuto Sama on Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
|
|
|
Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
|
Posted:
Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:39 am |
|
CLICK
Edit: Don't Metric system me! I'm guessing that is approximately 0.16764 of a Goad. (I'm sure some math geek will come along and correct me) |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R
Last edited by Pastor Frank on Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:53 am; edited 2 times in total |
|
|
|
Kabuto Sama
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 577
Location: In Pula pe Bega
|
Posted:
Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:43 am |
|
ROFL
Glad to see another MP appreciator round here. |
_________________ x3 x4 x5 x4
OL BOY NA SMALL TIN REMAIN CRAZ FOR ENTER YOUR MATTER OH , IBI LIKE SAY DEM COME ADD SMALL AFRICAN INSURANCE NAIM COME MAKE YOU SEE SMALL ROAD SHA.
ANY HOW I GO CATCH U FOR ANOTHER CORNER AGAIN MR WADADA!
your father is a pig and your mother is a bicth.you are a bastad and you will die young.you shold ask your father where you bastad came from.South Africa is not for white.someday we will kill you all whites in africa and in south africa.up Zulu. -- the angry Zulu lad
you are a foolish Man that is why people like you dont achive good things in Life forget it if do not want to jelp this young Man
Asshole! - angry ghanaian "barrister" |
|
|
|
SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
|
Posted:
Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:55 am |
|
KS, you need to ditch those cotton longjohns. Cotton is the "death cloth" in cold temperatures. It keeps moisture on the skin, and cools you down. Get some polypropylene, silk, or merino wool longjohns. And merino wool socks are the warmest thing I've found for your feet, and they don't itch!
I'm looking forward to spring. It was -12F here last night and windy. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
|
|
|
|
Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
|
Posted:
Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:01 am |
|
Thanks Slap, these Limeys dont know a damn thing about cold weather. (they also use the metric system.... ) |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
|
|
|
|