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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:06 am |
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@Ima, it's yours for the asking:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS68Wi-t6Zw
Just let me know when you prefer: 2010, 1960, 1928, 1900, or 1889.
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_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:56 am |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:01 am |
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@ Dramaqueen, you tryin' to make me dig deeper into my repertoire?
Juan, there's no need to be jealous just because you caught Ima tapping her foot "Wild Thing". |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:10 am |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:31 am |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:35 am |
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@DQ: I'm afraid I'm just no match for Jose.
And Ima has cast her lovely spell on me and I can never leave her:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7zt714rPQg
:sigh:
À ma chère Ima:
Je ne veux plus m’endormir et m’éveiller sans toi. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Suicide King
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 85
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:38 am |
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My Darling Dora,
Thank you for the Lovely candie heart.
In return i offer you a Dozen Roses:
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XOXOXOXO,
Tim |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:28 am |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:48 pm |
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Ahhhh Dora, mi amor. I see you want the man in uniform, I see how it is. Tim is reeling her in, perhaps I should just reach over and cut his line. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:37 pm |
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Oh SSA, there you are! I thought you had disappeared for good. I am glad to see you back.
I admit, Tim is doing some fine woo-ing and his words, the music, the kitchen dancing...they have caught my attention. Even though I can be independent enough to remodel the RV, shoot at the possum (I didn't catch him, but that's another story), and build my own workbench for the shed, I still yearn for romance.
But, as you well know, this is Eater and there still is a long time before VD 2010. (Due to irish starting this thread so early!) Anything can happen between now and then and probably will. I have learned that all is fair when it comes to the heart.
Yes, the uniform is intriguing. But you know how I feel about top-notch baiters and you happen to be one of the best. I still remember your voice on Dan's radio show; you play a woman well.
So get your woo-groove on! Cupcake?
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Paga John Paga Willie Paga Kingsley James
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:35 pm |
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devil_woman wrote: |
As for my treatment of men in my boudoir, only they know how they beg for more. Only Vampsie ever escaped. |
If someone wants to hear my story about my experiances in DW's dungeon and my escape then sign up for the next round of the piggy contest and i'll tell you all about it.
Hi Angel. |
_________________ www.scamwarners.com
I'm always right! - Branwen
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:24 pm |
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All of my wooing must be done thru PM, please!
I can't take it for another 2 1/2 weeks.
I will know my true sweetheart by Sunday night at .............don't know what time.
Once I have made up my mind, I will love, woo you til VD is over.
I love you all, most all!
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Free Pastor Frank
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 7:16 pm |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:17 pm |
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Dora, in order to impress you, I did something yesterday I have never done before.
Please see my signature and let me know if you notice anything different. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:20 pm |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:11 pm |
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All through PM, Corona, my dear? You got it! |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:13 pm |
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This is dedicated to any Eater man brave (or foolish) enough to take me on ...
Shall We Dance?
I met a man the other night
Who put me at my ease.
His smiling manners did delight;
His air did greatly please.
I waited for the band to start
And hoped he’d take a chance.
I tried to slow my beating heart.
Would he ask me to dance?
He smiled with an apology
And said he had no grace,
And if he tried to dance with me
He’d end up on his face.
Or worse, he said, he might hurt me
By tromping on my toes,
And he was sure I would agree
We mustn’t damage those.
I said I was but half afraid
His clumsy feet to feel.
My left leg is as I was made;
The right is built from steel.
And so we danced and felt complete,
A couple not quite deft;
For though he danced with two left feet,
I danced with one foot left. |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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Suicide King
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 85
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:24 pm |
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DoraTheExplorer wrote: |
You are a real country boy, aren't you sweetie? |
Yes Maam I sure are.
Tim
Edited to add more. See I didnt dispose of SSA. Infact I know him from another board. I even believe I know his Pen name on that board. I do believe his readings from some lads are the reason I first started baiting (Land based fishing as I call it). I only came to this site after another person posted a scam on the other board I visit, and decided to join here. |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:25 pm |
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Can someone please give me a quick summary and a score card?
And can anyone tell me why Jose still sending me pictures of himself on a rocking horse?
True, it doesn't technically violate the restraining order but just because something is not illegal doesn't mean it's a good idea. |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:31 pm |
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^^^ Send them to me, I would like to see them.
Sweetest love wrote: |
So I hope you'll forgive what merely appeared to be coldness on my part.
Sadly, I am unable to dance like Jose. |
Dearest Juan, of course I will forgive you. I will forgive you anything because I truly love you.
I would like to believe that you left the doors open for me BUT if I took a chance and walked in. Only to be maced and arrested by the cops.... That joke wouldn't be funny to me.
Dare I take that chance?? What if I give you my heart again but only to have you shove me aside when Ima comes around?
Juan in a spell wrote: |
Ima has cast her lovely spell on me and I can never leave her |
See? I don't think I can take another rejection from you it hurt so bad last time.
If you want me to come in the door , you need to ask me sweet darling. These subtle word games confuse me so. I'm scared and I don't know what to believe.
Ima threatening Juan wrote: |
If you allow stalkers in your house, I'm afraid I'll have to take Stuart away as that's no environment for him to have to endure. |
I mean I don't mind being known as Juan's Stalker but the tone in which she said it made me sad, like I'm a bad person or something.
Juan, I also would never want you to lose Stuart! I don't want to be a burden to you. I want you to feel happy and loved like you deserve. Kiss kiss...
Dancing is wonderful and I love it so but it's not for everyone. I understand that.
I would never judge on that alone. I'm sorry that a little dancing might have scared you away from all the love I have to give.
Just so you know I can dance all by myself ...I would make sure to wear that cute outfit I showed you too
If you want me to walk in that door????
Jose Jose you sure know how to make my day
Although I think that song was cool I think it was meant for Juan
I just wanted you to know that I appreciate you so
I hope you never want to go and move along
I think we can have some fantastic dances
Even if Juan thinks they are funny prances
I love how you can bust a move
It really makes me want to groove
I am very interested to see what else you might have for me
You have my attention and my curiosity
You sure know how to make me laugh hehehe
Maybe I will be spending a wonderful Valentines with thee
It seems that Paranoid has left me
The wild nurse never accepted me
And I think Juan has rejected me
So that leaves you with me
Now if you run off too
I think I'm going to cry boo hoo
I wont know what else to do
I hope you will hang around and woo
I picked a very romantic song for you and a dance for you too |
_________________ x5 2 From my Valentine
Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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Suicide King
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 85
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:36 pm |
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Titania wrote: |
This is dedicated to any Eater man brave (or foolish) enough to take me on ... |
Are you challenging us all to a fight with fist or words? Cause I think I can take you!!
Tim |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:28 pm |
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Hi Tim
Are you threatening to beat Titania up or throw her over your shoulder and carry her off to have your way with her?
I believe she is wanting a brave and strong man to capture her heart and woo her.
I don't think she is looking for any fists. Unless it is two of our hunky Eater men going to fight for her. |
_________________ x5 2 From my Valentine
Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
Click here to support 419Eater.com |
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Suicide King
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 85
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:34 pm |
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Dramaqueen wrote: |
Hi Tim
Are you threatening to beat Titania up or throw her over your shoulder and carry her off to have your way with her? |
oops Sorry think my Testosterone levels kicked up a little. man and I was hoping for a little fist to cuffs action. Thought someone was tossing out a challenge and was going to answer the call. Oh wait the ruts over I guess i can calm down.
Tim
Edited to add a poem
People offer words, quips, prose
Some might even give you a rose
But what I offer is more than this
I want you to be my Mrs. from Miss.
There’s nothing more I can give
Then all of myself, the life I live
To live each day just for you
Simple love pure and true
So take these words if that’s your wish
But look deeper or you might miss
The heart that beats behind them
In a man named Tim |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:39 pm |
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luckey wrote: |
Can someone please give me a quick summary and a score card? |
Hi Luckey.
Summary: The thread was started waaaay too early.
I have no idea what the score is. I think I have two Valentines and a health insurance plan. I was trying for three but Ghost seems to be over me now. So . . . how are you?
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And can anyone tell me why Jose still sending me pictures of himself on a rocking horse? |
Is he clothed in the pictures he is sending you? Watch out also for the looooong cut and pastes from the romance scams forum. I think he considers sending those akin to sending love letters. Though, of course, he is not wooing me. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:42 pm |
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@Juan: Look, your own post!! (I even have to double post to do this! Don't tell the mods).
My choice for the trip to Paris: 1889 . . . again. :sigh:
Thank you for the song. Je t'adore, mon cher. ♥ ♥ ♥
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