2010 Valentines Day Be My Lust Object Thread

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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:06 am

@Ima, it's yours for the asking:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS68Wi-t6Zw

Just let me know when you prefer: 2010, 1960, 1928, 1900, or 1889.

:sigh:

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

My lovely, wonderful Ima:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szih3b2DwOo

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:01 am

@ Dramaqueen, you tryin' to make me dig deeper into my repertoire? Wink

Juan, there's no need to be jealous just because you caught Ima tapping her foot "Wild Thing". Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:10 am

This is for my 2 or 3 valentines. Smile

Ain't no other man Laughing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvkwkjvnBRk

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:31 am

Archies - Sugar Sugar

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:35 am

@DQ: I'm afraid I'm just no match for Jose. Sad

And Ima has cast her lovely spell on me and I can never leave her:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7zt714rPQg

:sigh:

À ma chère Ima:

Je ne veux plus m’endormir et m’éveiller sans toi.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 85

My Darling Dora,
Thank you for the Lovely candie heart.

In return i offer you a Dozen Roses:
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XOXOXOXO,
Tim

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:28 am

Tim wrote:

Can cook some mean greens or some fried Okra.

You are a real country boy, aren't you sweetie?

We grow okra in our backyard. I do need someone to cook it up for me. Wink

One last kitchen dance before bed? Martina McBride & Bob Seger - Chances Are

OXOXOXO
Dora

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:48 pm

Ahhhh Dora, mi amor. I see you want the man in uniform, I see how it is. Tim is reeling her in, perhaps I should just reach over and cut his line. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:37 pm

Oh SSA, there you are! I thought you had disappeared for good. I am glad to see you back.

I admit, Tim is doing some fine woo-ing and his words, the music, the kitchen dancing...they have caught my attention. Even though I can be independent enough to remodel the RV, shoot at the possum (I didn't catch him, but that's another story), and build my own workbench for the shed, I still yearn for romance.

But, as you well know, this is Eater and there still is a long time before VD 2010. (Due to irish starting this thread so early!) Anything can happen between now and then and probably will. I have learned that all is fair when it comes to the heart.

Yes, the uniform is intriguing. But you know how I feel about top-notch baiters and you happen to be one of the best. I still remember your voice on Dan's radio show; you play a woman well. Wink

So get your woo-groove on! Cupcake?

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:35 pm

devil_woman wrote:

As for my treatment of men in my boudoir, only they know how they beg for more. Only Vampsie ever escaped.

If someone wants to hear my story about my experiances in DW's dungeon and my escape then sign up for the next round of the piggy contest and i'll tell you all about it.

Hi Angel.

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:24 pm

All of my wooing must be done thru PM, please!

I can't take it for another 2 1/2 weeks. Laughing

I will know my true sweetheart by Sunday night at .............don't know what time. Very Happy

Once I have made up my mind, I will love, woo you til VD is over. Razz

I love you all, most all! Smile

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 7:16 pm

Tim, Why Don't We Just Dance

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:17 pm

Dora, in order to impress you, I did something yesterday I have never done before.

Please see my signature and let me know if you notice anything different.

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:20 pm

Is that a new flag, SSA? Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:11 pm

All through PM, Corona, my dear? You got it! Pretty Rose

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:13 pm

This is dedicated to any Eater man brave (or foolish) enough to take me on ...

Shall We Dance?

I met a man the other night
Who put me at my ease.
His smiling manners did delight;
His air did greatly please.

I waited for the band to start
And hoped he’d take a chance.
I tried to slow my beating heart.
Would he ask me to dance?

He smiled with an apology
And said he had no grace,
And if he tried to dance with me
He’d end up on his face.

Or worse, he said, he might hurt me
By tromping on my toes,
And he was sure I would agree
We mustn’t damage those.

I said I was but half afraid
His clumsy feet to feel.
My left leg is as I was made;
The right is built from steel.

And so we danced and felt complete,
A couple not quite deft;
For though he danced with two left feet,
I danced with one foot left.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 85

DoraTheExplorer wrote:

You are a real country boy, aren't you sweetie?

Yes Maam I sure are.

Tim

Edited to add more. See I didnt dispose of SSA. Infact I know him from another board. I even believe I know his Pen name on that board. I do believe his readings from some lads are the reason I first started baiting (Land based fishing as I call it). I only came to this site after another person posted a scam on the other board I visit, and decided to join here.

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:25 pm

Can someone please give me a quick summary and a score card?

And can anyone tell me why Jose still sending me pictures of himself on a rocking horse? Confused

True, it doesn't technically violate the restraining order but just because something is not illegal doesn't mean it's a good idea.

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

^^^ Send them to me, I would like to see them. Laughing

Sweetest love wrote:

So I hope you'll forgive what merely appeared to be coldness on my part.
Sadly, I am unable to dance like Jose.

Dearest Juan, of course I will forgive you. I will forgive you anything because I truly love you.
I would like to believe that you left the doors open for me BUT if I took a chance and walked in. Only to be maced and arrested by the cops.... That joke wouldn't be funny to me. Crying or Very sad

Dare I take that chance?? What if I give you my heart again but only to have you shove me aside when Ima comes around?

Juan in a spell wrote:

Ima has cast her lovely spell on me and I can never leave her

See? I don't think I can take another rejection from you it hurt so bad last time.
If you want me to come in the door , you need to ask me sweet darling. These subtle word games confuse me so. I'm scared and I don't know what to believe.

Ima threatening Juan wrote:

If you allow stalkers in your house, I'm afraid I'll have to take Stuart away as that's no environment for him to have to endure.

I mean I don't mind being known as Juan's Stalker but the tone in which she said it made me sad, like I'm a bad person or something. Sad

Juan, I also would never want you to lose Stuart! I don't want to be a burden to you. I want you to feel happy and loved like you deserve. Kiss kiss...

Dancing is wonderful and I love it so but it's not for everyone. I understand that.
I would never judge on that alone. I'm sorry that a little dancing might have scared you away from all the love I have to give.
Just so you know I can dance all by myself ...I would make sure to wear that cute outfit I showed you too Wink

If you want me to walk in that door????

Jose Jose you sure know how to make my day
Although I think that song was cool I think it was meant for Juan Laughing

I just wanted you to know that I appreciate you so
I hope you never want to go and move along

I think we can have some fantastic dances
Even if Juan thinks they are funny prances
I love how you can bust a move
It really makes me want to groove

I am very interested to see what else you might have for me
You have my attention and my curiosity
You sure know how to make me laugh hehehe
Maybe I will be spending a wonderful Valentines with thee

It seems that Paranoid has left me
The wild nurse never accepted me
And I think Juan has rejected me
So that leaves you with me

Now if you run off too
I think I'm going to cry boo hoo
I wont know what else to do
I hope you will hang around and woo
I picked a very romantic song for you and a dance for you too Wink

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 85

Titania wrote:

This is dedicated to any Eater man brave (or foolish) enough to take me on ...

Are you challenging us all to a fight with fist or words? Cause I think I can take you!!
Tim

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Hi Tim

Are you threatening to beat Titania up or throw her over your shoulder and carry her off to have your way with her?

I believe she is wanting a brave and strong man to capture her heart and woo her.
I don't think she is looking for any fists. Unless it is two of our hunky Eater men going to fight for her. Wink

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 85

Dramaqueen wrote:

Hi Tim

Are you threatening to beat Titania up or throw her over your shoulder and carry her off to have your way with her? Wink

oops Sorry think my Testosterone levels kicked up a little. man and I was hoping for a little fist to cuffs action. Thought someone was tossing out a challenge and was going to answer the call. Oh wait the ruts over I guess i can calm down.

Tim
Edited to add a poem

People offer words, quips, prose
Some might even give you a rose
But what I offer is more than this
I want you to be my Mrs. from Miss.

There’s nothing more I can give
Then all of myself, the life I live
To live each day just for you
Simple love pure and true

So take these words if that’s your wish
But look deeper or you might miss
The heart that beats behind them
In a man named Tim

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

luckey wrote:

Can someone please give me a quick summary and a score card?

Hi Luckey. Very Happy

Summary: The thread was started waaaay too early. Laughing

I have no idea what the score is. I think I have two Valentines and a health insurance plan. I was trying for three but Ghost seems to be over me now. So . . . how are you? Wink

Quote:

And can anyone tell me why Jose still sending me pictures of himself on a rocking horse? Confused

Is he clothed in the pictures he is sending you? Watch out also for the looooong cut and pastes from the romance scams forum. I think he considers sending those akin to sending love letters. Though, of course, he is not wooing me.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Juan: Look, your own post!! (I even have to double post to do this! Don't tell the mods).

My choice for the trip to Paris: 1889 . . . again. :sigh:
Thank you for the song. Je t'adore, mon cher. ♥ ♥ ♥

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