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Black Dog
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
Posts: 651
Location: 100% AUSSIE
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Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:15 pm |
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Happy Australia Day to all the Aussie baiters!!!
Lovin' all things Australian right now!! Especially, Tim Tams, AFL, BBQ's, lamb roast & vegemite... swinging on the clothes line, any excuse for fireworks, ANZAC diggers, political incorrectness... shaggin', sparrow's fart & pig's arse. Thongs, trackies, lovin' the under dog, fair go & havin' a dip... My ute and my cattle dog... Australia is a place where saying 'bloody' means you REALLY mean it & you'd do anything for a mate!
What are you doing for Australia Day and what do you love about being an Aussie?
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_________________ Abidjan > Accra - Elson "with out feeding and sliping at a car perck in Accra"
Abuja > Lagos > Accra - Wadino "on the street roming like destitute"
Accra > Lagos > Akure > jail > Lagos - Lad-onardo DaVinci "YOU HAVE GIVEN TO ME A WOUND IN MY HEART I WILL ALLWAYS REMEMBER"
Lagos > Accra - Smith "i have to sell my shoe"
Lagos > Accra - Stanley "I SLEPT IN THE CAR AND WAS BITES BY SO MUCH MOSQUETO AND I AM NOW FILLING SICK"
Accra > Lagos - Dr Omo "have not eaten and bath even my tooth is dirty"
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:32 pm |
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off to the melbourne big day out for me, gunna be a long day, i just worked all night, infact i still have about half an hour before i can get out of the office.
what do i love about being aussie? whats not to love? great places, great races, great cars, great bodies great views, great times, great beers, great mates. Its a bloody great day hey. |
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Black Dog
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
Posts: 651
Location: 100% AUSSIE
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Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:59 pm |
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Something for all the Aussies:
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Sittin' at home last Sunday mornin' me mate Boomerrang Said he was havin' a few people around for a barbie, Said he might Kookaburra or two.
I said, "Sounds great, will Wallaby there?"
He said "Yeah and Vegemite come too".
So I said to the wife "Do you wanna Goanna?". She said "I'll go if Dingos".
So I said "Wattle we do about Nulla?"
He said "Nullabors me to tears, leave him at home."
We got to the party about two and walked straight out the kitchen to put some booze in the fridge. And you wouldn't believe it, there's Boomer's wife Warra sittin there tryin to Platypus!
Now, I don't like to speak Illawarra, but I was shocked, I mean how much can a Koala bear.
So I grabbed a beer, flashed me Wangarratta and went out and joined the party.
Pretty soon Ayers Rocks in and things really started jumpin'. This Indian girl, Marsu, turns up, dying to go to the toilet but she couldn't find it. I said to me mate Al, "Hey, where can Marsupial?" He said "She can go outback with the fellas, she's probably seen a cockatoo".
Well just then Warra comes out of the kitchen with a few drinks for everybody. Fairdinkum, you've never seen a Coolabah maid. I grabbed a beer and said, "Thanks Warra - tah".
A couple of Queenslanders at the party, one smellin' pretty strongly of aftershave. One of 'em sat down next to me and I turned to him and I said, "Ya know mate, Eureka Stockade!"
It was a really hot day; Oscar felt like a swim. He said to Ina, "Do you want a have a dip in the Riverina?" She said "I haven't got my Kosciusko".
Well Bo says, "Come in starkers, Wattle Lake Eyre!" Ina says "What, without so much as a Thredbo?" Ah, Perisher thought! Has Eucumbine in yet?
Well a few of the blokes decided to play some cricket. Boomer says "Why doesn't Wombat?" "Yeah, and let Tenterfield".
He said I should have a bowl but I was too out of it to play cricket so I suggested a game of cards. I said to Lyptus "Wanna game of Eucalyptus?" He said "There's no point mate, Darwins everytime."
Well Bill said he'd like a smoke. Nobody knew where the dope was stashed. I said "I think Merinos." But I was just spinning a bit of a yarn. Barry pulls a joint out of his pocket. Bill says "Great, Barrier Reefer, what is it mate?" "Noosa Heads of course. Me mate Adelaide 'em on me." And it was a great joint too, Blue Mountains away and his Three Sisters.
Well I thought I'd roll one meself, I said "Chuck us the Tally Hobart". He said "They're out on the Laun, Ceston, can you get em for us?" Burnie says "Its okay mate, she's apples, I'll get em for ya"
Just then Alice Springs into action, starts to pack Billabong. And you wouldn't believe it, the bongs broken. I said "Lord Howe!"
"Hay-man" somebody says "Will a Didgeridoo?" I said "Hummmmm mummmm mummmmm mummmmm maybe it'll have ta."
I look in the corner and there's Bass sittin there, not getting into it, not getting out of it, I said "What, is Bass Strait or somthin?" Boomer says "As a matter a fact mate, he's a cop" I said "Ya jokin mate, a cop, I'm getting outta here, lets Goanna." She said "No way, I'm hangin round till Gum leaves. Besides, I dont wanna leave Jacardanda party on his own. Have you seen him? I think he's trying to crack on Toowoomba, he's already tried to Mount Isa And he'll definitely try to lead you Australiana!" |
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Abuja > Lagos > Accra - Wadino "on the street roming like destitute"
Accra > Lagos > Akure > jail > Lagos - Lad-onardo DaVinci "YOU HAVE GIVEN TO ME A WOUND IN MY HEART I WILL ALLWAYS REMEMBER"
Lagos > Accra - Smith "i have to sell my shoe"
Lagos > Accra - Stanley "I SLEPT IN THE CAR AND WAS BITES BY SO MUCH MOSQUETO AND I AM NOW FILLING SICK"
Accra > Lagos - Dr Omo "have not eaten and bath even my tooth is dirty"
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mendacity
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 Dec 2009
Posts: 14
Location: Here, obviously.
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Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:45 pm |
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Roadtrippin' it with a car full of mates today to some random location where we plan to light up a BBQ, throw on some snags and crack open the beers.
And what do I love about being Aussie? Well, like Huntington said - what's not to love? I love our awesome landscapes though, and how there's so much to see and so much to do within them - everything from city lights to starlit country nights and sandy beaches.
It's pretty ace to be an Aussie |
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Dr_Pimper
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Oct 2009
Posts: 55
Location: Australia
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:15 am |
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Hehe, love the story you put up Black Dog.
Definitely is good to be Aussie... |
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dbest03
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Feb 2004
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Location: Australia
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:27 pm |
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Vegemite = yum yum. Several large jars are always securely packed in my suitcases whenever I travel overseas. Also a large supply of ANZAC biscuits too. |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:57 pm |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:03 pm |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:07 pm |
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Happy OZ day to all you ex-con's. |
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:19 am |
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so BDO was awesome, although very hot dusty and windy inside flemington. was great to go to a decent concert without having to work and run security. MUSE rocked, lily allen was strangely impressive, the girl has talent, Dizzy Rascel was to hard to understand, i think he turned the tempo up higher than his album and tried to get his set done faster. only parts you could clearly understand where the choruses. I am now overly sunburnt. I still feel dustblown and my ears are ringing.
and for anyone who didn't go, trains ran ever 4 minutes all day from spencer street to flemington, and they were still so full that people were squashed against the windows. queues where extremely long everywhere, i couldn't even get a beer without waiting for 45minutes to get a prove of age wristband, and then another 45mins to get the beer... bugger that free water all day. getting on the piss today instead.
Hope everyone had a great day |
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Jammy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2009
Posts: 517
Location: Absolutely, last time I checked.
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:40 am |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:08 am |
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Cheesecake King
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Jun 2009
Posts: 78
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:59 am |
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I feel bad, I forgot it was Australia day til I went on facebook at 11PM... |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
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Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:21 am |
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Cheesecake King
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Jun 2009
Posts: 78
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:34 am |
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This is prolly gonna make me look even more dumb but how do you know that? |
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Billy Milligan
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 26 Nov 2009
Posts: 99
Location: In the sewer of the internet, fishing for turds.
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:21 am |
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dbest03 wrote: |
Vegemite = yum yum. |
NO NO NO!
Gotta have the real thing
@ Huntingdon "Sunburn" . . . IN JANUARY . . for flips sake. Am almost jealous as we're MONTHS away from any chance of that
Belated happy Orrstraahlyia day to you all from a wingein' pom |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
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Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:31 am |
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@ Homicidal - You didn't know it was Australia Day until 11pm = South Australian.
Billy... This is a Vegemite loving thread, so remove your offensive Marmite.
Although, I am partial to the new Vegemite, which has the dumbest name of all named dumb things...
Yes. Some adverting wanker with a ponytail thought it was a good idea. I call it Cheesymite, and therefore I proclaim it shall be named. |
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Billy Milligan
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Joined: 26 Nov 2009
Posts: 99
Location: In the sewer of the internet, fishing for turds.
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:42 am |
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Nurse Nasty wrote: |
Billy... This is a Vegemite loving thread, so remove your offensive Marmite.
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Nurse, I'm not bashing vegemite (ok then I am, really) but all I'm suggesting is can't all the mites live in harmony.. My mate stays
Nurse Nasty wrote: |
Although, I am partial to the new Vegemite, which has the dumbest name of all named dumb things...
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ZOMFG LOL o LOL have they started supplying it in 20 different colours of jar yet?
Hey C'mon, at least we can both spell colours correctly.
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"Now I know that you are a psycho. Never you contact Me if you know that You are that unserious person fool!" - P Morg@n
"Stop writting to me again because if you try to send an more mail to my mail box i will inform the police about you and they will get you arristed fool like you." - Barr P Jame5
"GO F**K WITH YOUR MOTHER A**HOLE.......... "- K@zim- m@[email protected] <-100% risky free phones
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
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Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:09 am |
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Cheesecake King
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Jun 2009
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:32 am |
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Nurse Nasty wrote: |
@ Homicidal - You didn't know it was Australia Day until 11pm = South Australian. |
I'm going to go with you being a ninja, its easier for my obviously 'inferior' South Australian brain to cope with... |
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Reaper
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:48 pm |
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Went to the Rocks/Circular Quay...then I don't remember much. |
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Dramaqueen
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:48 pm |
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^^^
Nurse Nasty wrote: |
Don't ever go to Wiki for Aussie slang information. It's mostly written by Americans who don't know their ass from their arse. |
Awwww how sweet! We love you too Doodle Bug
Happy late Australia Day to y'all. |
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Badgerbait
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Location: Winter spites...
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:54 pm |
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Are drop bears real??? |
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Yastreb
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:07 pm |
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^Of course they are, Badgerbait. It's not like we tell tall stories to visiting Septics about our rich and varied fauna! |
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May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:26 pm |
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Yastreb wrote: |
It's not like we tell tall stories to visiting Septics about our rich and varied fauna! |
Or to visiting sceptics either
I hate visiting septics, give me permanent plumbing anyday |
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falsifying a FBI agent is illegal and will get you arrested, we know where you are and will be coming for you if you do not submut to our requests--- Mr Kis (the FBI agent)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT ONLY FOOL AT YOURSLEF INDOORSIDE? GO TO HEALICKATITY ROOKS? (Eve) |
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