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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:55 am |
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Suicide King
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 85
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:45 am |
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Corona wrote: |
^^^ And who you say you is? |
I am The Suicide King, Known as this for many reason. But most of all in a deck of cards there is only one, and he is the King of Hearts. That would be me. Also because I have thrown myself on a few Live Handgranades, for friends.
Woohoo Dora is back, with Chocolate Sause.
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Suicide King
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 85
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:46 am |
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Dora so beautiful and sweet
Over BBQed pork we did meet
Tomato Sause was the key
Its one of those things ment to be
You have caught my eye
given me wings I think I can fly
but chocolate sause will hold me down
I hope to be the one to speard it around
Just one question Is my wish
Pray do tell do you like to fish
Yes is the answer I hope to see
For then I'll know we were ment to be
Even if not Ill cheris you still
it will take more then that to break the deal
only thing left would be a great date
so I propose we join up for a bait
We can torture a lad
oh we will make him oh so sad
On safari we will send him far
then get pictures of him with feathers and tar
Together we will make such a team
It will better then a dream
The bonnie and clyde of eater
There is nothing in the world that could be neater
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:29 am |
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Making Ralph look like an arse
Speaking of Ralph, he was working on a woo earlier
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Ralph my best friend you are the best
You work so tirelessly and never ever rest
Your friendly and caring and very smart
And dont believe Murry, your not an old fart |
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_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
Bait with Frumpy on the hitman "i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back"
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Ruin your pets day, post their details at scamwarners
<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph. |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:41 pm |
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My dearest Tim,
I hope this is no whim.
I do not know if I like to fish,
But I am willing to try if that is your wish.
Valentine's Day is still a ways away,
Will you be able to continue to woo until that last day?
And be loyal to one
Til the special day is done?
Yes we can bait,
If that is our fate.
So pick a lad,
Who we can make sad.
I can give you my all,
But only if you love football.
We would then make the perfect pair,
And live without a care.
If you can be true,
Without making me blue,
Then come up to my attic,
And we'll cause some static.
Please do not make me write any more prose,
I would much prefer to kiss your toes.
Rhyming makes me hurt,
And I prefer to be pert.
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:01 pm |
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My Valentine Doc
Just gave me a shock
He told me "I love ya"
Through a lad in M0nrovia.
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:12 pm |
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^^^AWE!
Tsnerd,
I know you love the Ima
With not a bit of drama
I think you are so kind
There if any in a bind
I just want you to know
That I also love you so
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:39 pm |
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This is just a little something I've written during lunch break. It's nothing special. The reason it took me so long is that I needed to engineer the human-USB interface first so I could write this woo by setting the individual bits/bytes of it to 1 or 0 with drops of my heart's blood.
Clicky
(Safe for work, even!)
But as mentioned above, it's really nothing special. The following is the real masterpiece that will flood DW's heart with my undying love at once and forever capture her:
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Badger badger badger
Badger badger mushroom. |
*polite applause*
Thank you, thank you. You're a wonderful audience. |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:01 pm |
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Dear [insert preferred deity here], Dramaqueen, I only just noticed your kind words (even though I'm sharing a single line with badgerbait). Were it not for my undying love for DW, I'd woo you like there's no tomorrow... but it seems you're already getting all the wooing you can handle anyway, so I'll just do my puppy glance trick and say 'thank you'! |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:34 pm |
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Bankster wrote: |
Clicky
(Safe for work, even!)
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Original and creative, Bankster. Well done.
How can you resist that, Devil_woman? |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:44 pm |
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Aww... fank you |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:51 pm |
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Very nice, Bankster! I don't see how DW could possibly resist! And you certainly have raised the woo-ing bar for all the rest.
(Although I have to say, heavy duty fire power, going to WalMart's, and beer drinking can be stimulating with the right person. ) |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:01 pm |
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^^ I've already operated automatic and semi-automatic assault rifles, a shotgun and several handguns. Plus I know how to make explosives from household and DIY items (ah, the good old chemistry classes). I'd never mix drinking & firearms though. Is that worth anything?
And, more importantly,
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can be stimulating with the right person. |
would you like to elaborate? |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:07 pm |
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If the gentleman would care to enter my dungeon/boudoir I will give him the benefit of my full attentions. Privacy he would so enjoy.
No public displays, you couldn't afford the tickets. |
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100+45:goat:
I have trying to access the confirmation code but it always stated Errow Anthony Hills Togo
I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:30 pm |
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Bankster wrote: |
Is that worth anything? |
It's worth a lot in preparation for the upcoming zombie adventure, I suppose. But you have already declared yourself for DW (one of my greatest mentees), so I must look elsewhere for protection from assorted zombies, aliens, and green human-like mods. |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:37 pm |
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Oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man love and happiness I can't believe it's that easy all my base are belong to you can I bring my gimp mask? |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:39 pm |
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Dearest Bankster, you are so sweet.
What a fine catch for the daring Devil Woman you are.
I shall just admire you from a far.
I hear a hint of a whine that you only got one line
So let me not digress and I shall write the rest
Thank you for the humble attentions
I'm so glad you liked your special mention
You are worthy of all attention
Your wooing is just dandy
From watching the clicky you are very handy
A fine catch for any lucky Valentine date
I hope she hurry and not make you wait
That would be a terrible mistake
For a lovely woo you do make
I'm very sure you are a fine mate
So smart and funny a perfect date
So I will admire you from a far
As you share your shining star
With the lucky lady you choose
She needs to hurry or she will lose
A perfect man to make her happy
I don't care if they think I'm sappy
I just want you to be happy
And a have a wonderful Valentines
So these words I speak to you
Are not lies but pure and honest truth
I think you are very fine indeed
I know you will succeed
In finding the Queen of your heart |
_________________ x5 2 From my Valentine
Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:44 pm |
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But you have already declared yourself for DW |
Aw Dora, you're too kind. And sweet. It's true that my heart (and ass, I suppose) belongs to DW. There's something... special and unique about the way she castigates me. The bittersweet balance of pain and love that she so masterfully keeps.
But fear not, for it's obvious that in the case of a zombie attack the gentlemen of this fine place here will literally fall over each other to help you, wouldn't they? |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:47 pm |
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My darling Paranoid I would not leave you
My heart beats so true for only you
I think about you the whole day through
Can't wait till I can be with you
I must stay to make your day
Im glad to see you and a romp in the hay
Would be a perfect start for my day
The kiddies will just have to look away
Im so glad you like my pic
She sure is one hot chick
I think your avvy is cute too
Even if you are wrinkled like a prune
It nearly makes me have a swoon
Your bulging eyes all glassed over
Makes me really want to holler
I love you so much Paranoid
Without you there would be a big void
No one could ever fill my heart
The way you do from the start
The way you woo makes me coo
I just cant stop thinking about you
You drive me wild like a beast
I cant wait till I can feast
On your love forever and ever
You make me smile you are so clever
I picked a song for us . I hope you like it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBbSPsMbMNs&feature=PlayList&p=06E2CBF239276606&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=17 |
_________________ x5 2 From my Valentine
Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:02 pm |
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Dear Dramaqueen, how sweet your words
above my head I hear lovely birds
when I read your lines, so tender and sweet
and they've even got my name on it!
Titania must have thought of you
when she said "all women are woo-
worthy"; for you, my dear, you are
and I bet many handsome men
are wishing on their lucky star
to be with you, time and again.
About that woo, I didn't expect
all the reactions it would provoke
In fact, I'm still led to suspect
that I'm the butt of an elaborate joke...?
(If that is so, it was funny and you can let me in on it now. ) |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:24 pm |
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Dear sweet Bankster
The words I spoke were the truth
It is not a lie under the booth
DW is very lucky to have you
Wanting to be her guy
I could tell from the beginning
That you were very very charming
Very funny and kinda disarming
A real sweet and great guy
The lovely attention and fun you give
Is not an easy thing for some
It is kinda scary and very darey
To throw your heart out there to be won
I admire your attention you give so freely
It makes it fun to see DW all squealy
You don't have to have the perfect bait
To catch a sweet and lovely date
We are a team and we don't judge
On who has the best lad grudge
You are equal with everyone else
We all have a purpose in this house
So to answer your question this is not a joke
Just honest opinion to a fine bloke
Just have some fun and relax
We will all enjoy your woo |
_________________ x5 2 From my Valentine
Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:59 pm |
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DW prepared to share with DQ, apres moi |
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I have trying to access the confirmation code but it always stated Errow Anthony Hills Togo
I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:10 pm |
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^^ The real question is, why can't real life be more like the internet? |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:12 pm |
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^^ Do you want to become a sex slave then? |
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100+45:goat:
I have trying to access the confirmation code but it always stated Errow Anthony Hills Togo
I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:15 pm |
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@ DW
Bankster made it very clear
That he wants you my dear
You will never have to share
I know you are more than aware
That he is lucky to have you
For you are a dream come true
A passionate woman with a beautiful heart
You are more than enough to fill his heart
So hugs to you darling DW
I'm so happy to watch as he hugs ya
Because a true friend always wants the best
For their girlfriends and nothing less
I'm so happy for you, enjoy your woo woo woo!
Make sure you beat him good, I think he likes that.
@ Ima I'm so sorry I hurt you with my little type.
Handsome sweetest Juan, you are so welcome for the kisses.
Smoochie Smoochie OXOXOXOX
This is what I want from you too....
I'm so sorry I got you into trouble with Ima. I really didn't mean too......
I'm really glad you like my PM's. Todays was especially good.....
I know you are being watched and can't reply but I feel your love anyway. I liked what you wore to bed last night. Did you see me fogging up the window?
I picked a song for you.
This is how I feel when I think about you. I just can't help it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzybwwf2HoQ
Jose, care to dance?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bibtqDxXv1o
To the nastiest of nurses with total devotion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fab0nsF1z2I&feature=PlayList&p=84917F403C84E0D9&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1VlRqeTkE0 |
_________________ x5 2 From my Valentine
Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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