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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Tue Jan 05, 2010 1:08 am |
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Miss Jennifer is a Liberian citizen languishing in an asylum camp in Senegal.
A shortish 4 week bait, it gave me a bit of a giggle.
http://members.419eater.com/~llamedos/419eater_Miss_Jennifer.pdf |
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Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up"
Last edited by llamedos on Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:13 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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BestWealthManagerEver
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 02 Jan 2010
Posts: 12
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Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:18 am |
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Thanks for that truly borassic diary. I loved it how you made Scotland sound even more backward than Senegal! I with Heffer anoints you with the presidential priesthood soon! |
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gazblue
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 07 Jan 2010
Posts: 5
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Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:51 pm |
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I signed up just to reply to this!
This is the most hillarious thing I have ever read and I am only three quarters of the way through!
The 3rd foot and mouth! 
I loved how your address is Seeyujimeh as well
Hoots Mon!
Seriously, just brilliant, great job mate |
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gazblue
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 07 Jan 2010
Posts: 5
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Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:08 pm |
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"Please my dear i am pleading to you with the Name of Heffer, Please send a cash payment to the lawyer before this 3rd November 2009"
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:16 pm |
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I'm genuinely flattered.
Thank you.  |
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Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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trampstamp
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Nov 2009
Posts: 43
Location: Imaginationland
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Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:38 pm |
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Linky no worky  |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:12 pm |
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^^^^^
Apologies.
I've (temporarily) lost the 'Golden Glow' (Premium Membership) on my name so my file storage on Eater has gone away. 
It should be restored soon - I'm happy to email the file if you want it... it'll be a pdf
Cheers
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x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:13 am |
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Llamedos, please sent me the pdf as well - after the comments, I'd love to read the whole bait.
"Third Foot and Mouth"... hmm... where have I heard that?
Anyway - Carry On! |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:21 am |
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^^^
You have mail to your Cammy White address
Cheers
A. |
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x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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