2010 Valentines Day Be My Lust Object Thread

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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:11 am

Titania, you just want it all don't you?

Ladies, after you've tried the rest, let me know when you want the best. I'll be waiting. Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Corona: Thank you for the poem. Laughing

@Ghost: Thank you!! Very Happy

♥ I like the transparent background one.

@DramaQueen: Knock yourself out wooing Juan, it will be a good test of his faithfulness. (Please be nice with the tiny type though. Crying or Very sad

)
I'm quite surprised at that letter from jose, he very specifically stated that he will not be wooing me.

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:

@Dramaqueen, thanks for the tender kisses

You're not fairing so well with the test, my dear Juan. Maybe I've neglected you a bit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FoRdA-tc_k xoxo

Speaking of faithful: Hi my dear Sners. :sigh: ♥
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWGqoCNbsvM
Don't worry, Titania, he's not lonely. Wink

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:52 am

Bo, just so you know, I think you look fetching in your stylee gold pith, with the brown one next to it. Your photochopping skills incite localized tingling.

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:04 am

^^^I have some tingling too, Dr., could you give me something for it?

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:34 am

I can't believe I did so good
With all of you who thought I could
Razz

Nasty, Can't quit thinking
About my light a blinking
Wink

Jeff,
I owe you man I'm somewhat like sand
I will make up what I did mess up

I love you bohigal and the dr too
I hope I'll always have the love of both of you
Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:42 am

Oh, Corona, you will, for sure!

Bo, I have just what you need, although maybe a bit too much.

I only do house calls. Your house, or mine?

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:54 am

Nasty,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYxmS4UNrWY&feature=related

Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:10 am

Quote:

I do admit a little worry
That Kate monopolizes Murry.

Too funny. Have no fear I have been baiting him for almost a year now.

Laughing

I have reported 7 of his bank accounts and will very shortly profile him at Scamwarners.

Shocked

Ralph was right about him - he IS a pathetic wooooer and steals ALL his poems.

Wink

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:59 am

The Guru does not steal poems he has not done so yet Shocked

Stealing poems is what you would expect from a pet
I write my woos from the very first word
To suggest I steal them is quite obsurd

I focus my thoughts on nobody but you
I open my heart and write my woo
I write of the future and of the past
of loving thoughts and a friendship to last

This is what I will do to show that I do write my woo
I will spend a night with nobody but you
We could sit by a campfire and share a brew
and discuss our love so wonderful and true

If you agree to my plan and I hope you will
I will sparkle and shine and my heart will fill
We will share a night of passion and love
gazing together at the stars above

Ralph is a fine wooer he learnt from a master
But without guidance it would be a disaster
Ralph learnt how to woo from the same master as me
Spend a night by the campfire and then you will see

Stealing woos is so ladlike Rolling Eyes

Edited to fix a little typo Wink

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 12:20 pm

Sweet Wonderful Fabulous Titania,
There is no-one as special as you,
Or as brilliant, or as nice,
If I were male I would woo you in a trice.

Wink

Also, I always seem to lose at Man-opoly.

Laughing

Murry is for sure the King of the woo,
But I am certain he will gladly woo you too.

Cool

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:23 pm

It just so happens that I was working on a woo, I guess it wouldn't hurt to post it now Wink

Quote:

Titania Titania a friend so true
I dont want you left out so I wrote you a woo
You are very special and wonderful too
so I wrote this woo especially for you

So very clever and all so caring
A wonderful baitress and very sharing
You give us all smiles and make us feel good
So I wrote you this woo to show that I could

From the very first day that I saw your post
I knew you were a keeper and more caring than most
You shinned and excelled in all that you did
And even Collins Weaver he went and hid

You treated your pets with the contempt they desire
Putting them through pains and holy hell fire
You led by example as the newcomers learnt
A baitres's reputation very much earnt

You inspred and encouraged many to bait
You even inspired Cathartic Kate
So willing to help others, a trait so rare
Many lives are richer because you are there

You showed another talent when you became another
Another who was caring but not like your mother
You helped many a victim to see all of the truth
by teaching and warning and showing the proof

You have been a terrific friend to all but your pets
Saved many a victim from massive debts
Titania your wonderful and a friend so true
So I do hope you liked my very true woo

Fixed a typo

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:44 pm

Dearest Corona,

Thank you for the sweet poetry,
Honey from your lips!
Makes my heart jump for joy,
and even do back flips!

Simple little things,
I know a girl enjoys,
Are sometimes the best things
to have the girl take this boy.

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:54 pm

@Murry --

::sniff::

That was lovely!

Thank you!

::sniff::

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:51 pm

Woooooooooooo Hoooooooooooo Passing Titania a tissue

Cool

Sorry Badgerbait seems you have a rival

Wink

Had an interesting Chart with Ralph.

Quote:

Ralph: Darling CK

Me: Yeppers

Ralph: I am concerned that that Murry is making me look an utter ass in the V/Day thread.

Me: Gotcha

Ralph: Well I want to write a woo and you can post for the one who makes my heart sing

Me: OK I am game, Who?

Ralph: Corona

Me: And you are stuck for a rhyme with Corona?

Ralph: Yes - I cannot write "Corona Corona you are such a moaner"

Me: (snigger) - Nor "Corona Corona you give me a boner"

Ralph: Nah - that's inappropriate - though true

Me: Ok try "Corona Corona you are so sweet"

Ralph: Brilliant - give me a minute or two

"Corona Corona you are so sweet,
The Sweetheart that we all wish to meet,
You shine and shimmer and make Eater great,
And occasionally you publish a half decent bait"

Me: Nah - the ending is factual - but you need something mushy - Like - "Please be my valentine and let's have a date"

Ralph: Like it - please post that then

Me: Hang on, it needs some snuggly bunnie stuff - women love that

Ralph: You sure?

Me: Trust me

Ralph: Ok - Need another few minutes

"All day and all night we'll share hugs and kisses galore,
With my wonderful Sweetheart whom I and many adore,
She'll make me laugh, she'll make me giggle,
Especially when it's time to snuggle n squiggle"

Me: Excellantoes

Ralph: (simpering) It was nothing - I am a natural

Me: You are indeedie

Ralph: OK so please post that for me

Me: Will indeedie doo

Ralph: Bye

Me: Byeeeeeeeeeeeee SFP

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 85

Where of Where has Dear Dora Gone
For she is the one that I am so fond
and every day she is away
Cause me pain in unimaginable ways

So come back to me Dora my dear
and make my heart leap with cheer
For one more second I cant bear
With you my love I want to share

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Quote:

Hi my dear Sners. :sigh: ♥

Hi, my Wonderful Ima. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:55 am

Enchanting Kate!

I am not worried,
He has done no harm.
Only assisted me,
With my quiet charm.

Then there's you,
Cathartic girl.
Perhaps you could make,
My heart twirl?

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:23 am

Hi bohigal! Wink

Hi Corona! Wink

Hi devil_woman! Wink

Hi Dora!

Hi Dramaqueen! Wink

Hi Ima!

Hi Kate!

Hi Titania! Wink

hellos arranged alphabetically so as not to give away any hints

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:23 am

^^^Dumpling, you are! Wink

I will always be near top. Very Happy

Badgerbait, love your poem babe! Very Happy

Ralph, feel like Titania and I sniff too. Mez love the two of you. Cool

Quote:

And occasionally you publish a half decent bait"

Btw, I have so many poems to write before the big day. Surprised

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:47 am

about Kate, I wrote:

I hope I am not too late,
I really like Cathartic Kate.
She really makes my head spin,
I hope she has a twin.

Although she does not think much of tags,
I would never let her run around in rags.
I would love a little game,
I hope she will feel the same.

about Titania, I wrote:

Such dear sweet words you spoke,
I wasn't sure if you would feel something about this bloke.
Your always kindness gave my heart a poke,
Your wheels are such beautious spokes.

Your big heart is what makes you tick,
I feel that is real slick.
I am certain we would click,
Because you are such a hot chick.

Please don't think I am a ... I am only running into naughty words that rhyme, so I will stop here.

about DQ, I wrote:

DQ I hope you are looking in,
To be without you would be a sin.
Your radiance is so bright,
I know it would just feel right.

Your avatar looks like a pron star,
Even from afar.
I know that we could be keen,
Even if the children think it would be obscene.

about jose, I wrote:

You are so thoughtful and kind
You are always on the eater ladies' minds
though I write them all poetry
(I cant think of anything that rhymes with "poetry")

Jose you are the best
better than all the rest
you will make all the eater ladies happy
cause all of our woos are so...

Hi Ima, in a "just friends" kind of way. Wink

Seems I have a "Ghost" (or Jose) writer! Laughing

vvv

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:03 am

Why, thank you 'Noid! Very Happy

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 85

Well atleast i love Myself, even if no one else does.
Tim

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:28 am

^^^ And who you say you is? Laughing

Sweet Noid! Laughing

OK, here is Jeff's poem. I thought I finished it to find the next day that I didn't. Surprised

I met you on eater
You say you got a peter

The words that make your line
Sounds manly all the time

I seen you on myspace
You want to come to my place

I bet you read my mind
That I would find you so fine

If I looked you in the eye
I would never say good-bye

Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:38 am

Tim wrote:

So come back to me Dora my dear

I am here, sweetie!!

Sorry for being away for so long. I was shopping for Valentine's Day* and just got back and read all the woo's you wrote for me. Thank you so much!

Quote:

I like my tomato based

Me too!! I had so hoped you would agree. Very Happy

* This is what I got:

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:51 am

A serenade.

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