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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:23 am |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:27 am |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:35 am |
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@lotta,
Oh my dearest friend
Calling on you is just hit "send"
I hope you never hesitate
And wonder bout all our fate
I love you like a flower
And you give me lots of power
When god gave me a friend
He knew there would be no end
I hope your love life shines
Or he can kiss my big be-hind |
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An Eater's Sweetheart Safari |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:41 am |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:44 am |
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Oh my dear Reaper
I know you are a keeper
Know one knows but me
That you a big sweet pea
Lets take a ride on bike
And later take a hike
Let the wind blow
All the seeds will sow |
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Free Pastor Frank
An Eater's Sweetheart Safari |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:46 am |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:52 am |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:01 am |
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Oh my dear sweet shiver
Times you make me quiver
Wherever did you learn
This hiss of our concern
You never dreamed of bunch
That all they want is lunch
We'll go down in history
And oh what a mystery
I love you like a dove
Comes from way above |
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An Eater's Sweetheart Safari |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:18 am |
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@SSA
Oh my man so very keen
To all the lads that are so mean
Please don't make me fret
Over all of that sweet sweat
I would also love a date
And know it would be fate |
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An Eater's Sweetheart Safari |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:21 am |
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weas is here to please
She fits like pods of peas
She is so very funny
Makes life oh so sunny
She kicks lads all in the ass
Its like catching a great big bass |
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An Eater's Sweetheart Safari |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:28 am |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:33 am |
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Thanks for the lovely poem, Corona, but it's going to take me a while to go through the thread and delete all the ones that aren't about me. Those are worthless, of course.
@Dramaqueen: That was you? Please give me my mail back.
I'm sorry about your hair, it sure is thick, luscious, and sexy. Too bad you left it all in my rose bush, I bet it looked good on you.
If you took any pictures while you were stalking, please delete them. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:44 am |
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Firing on all cylinders, Corona?
@NN, stop trying to double dip, you got one last page. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Suicide King
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 85
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 9:47 am |
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Well Dora That would depend on the area of the south you are from. Cause I like a Chocolate Sause on my butt. Unless you speak of Pork and then we would have to go with a choice of 3 and say Mustard spice rub, tomato based, or Vinigar Based. That choice of BBQ would depend on where you are from. I like my tomato based, but have a friend from NC that does make a nice Vinager sause.
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Suicide King
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 85
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 9:58 am |
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There is no more beautiful site then your face mid Quoits
The sounds you make they are so boisterous
Sharing in the pleasure that I bring
Listening to the song that I make you sing
Your body wrapped about me like a snake
you squirm, tighten, quiver and shake
Taking you higher then you have ever been
Bringing you down then back up again
Our bodies sweat with the fruits of our labors
Oh bloody heck we woke all the neighbors
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Caligula
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 4774
Location: Growing old
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:24 am |
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Kabuto Sama
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 577
Location: In Pula pe Bega
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:50 am |
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@ NN
Yeah baby, you got great looking boobs.
@ devil_woman
Would you like some TLC from a half dead, armor-encased Sith Lord? |
_________________ x3 x4 x5 x4
OL BOY NA SMALL TIN REMAIN CRAZ FOR ENTER YOUR MATTER OH , IBI LIKE SAY DEM COME ADD SMALL AFRICAN INSURANCE NAIM COME MAKE YOU SEE SMALL ROAD SHA.
ANY HOW I GO CATCH U FOR ANOTHER CORNER AGAIN MR WADADA!
your father is a pig and your mother is a bicth.you are a bastad and you will die young.you shold ask your father where you bastad came from.South Africa is not for white.someday we will kill you all whites in africa and in south africa.up Zulu. -- the angry Zulu lad
you are a foolish Man that is why people like you dont achive good things in Life forget it if do not want to jelp this young Man
Asshole! - angry ghanaian "barrister" |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:26 pm |
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Nurse Nasty wrote: |
and... well.... *foot tapping* |
NN totally rocks
Although he loves the cocks.
If I was gay
All I'd have to say
Is you unhetero swine
Be my Valentine. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:42 pm |
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Kabuto Sama I could cut you out of your armour and bring you back to life with a screeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam.
My other name is Lady Sith |
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I have trying to access the confirmation code but it always stated Errow Anthony Hills Togo
I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:35 pm |
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Gun toting SSA wrote: |
Drama, I swear I'm like a deer in the headlights. |
Hi sweetest Juan. *giggle*
Don't worry about my hair being all gone. It grows back over night, kinda like a Chia Pet.
I'm so glad you thought it was luxurious and sexy. There's a lot more where that came from, kiss kiss
Don't worry about those photos darlin, hehehe
I thought I was doing you a favor by getting the mail for you and my goodness did you have some strange things in there.
Is your mail always like this? I made sure I left a little treat for your mail man, he deserves it after some of this stuff.
Some of course were expected like this lovely (not) poem from Ima.
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Dear Juan you make my heart beat so fast
I'm so glad our love will last and isn't in the past
I hope you will love me for eternity
Just like the waves crashing from the beautiful sea
When you speak French to me
It makes me all tingly and free
When you hold me tight
I know I have won the fight it feels so right
For your heart to always be mine
Through the countless wings of time
I know your love could never turn on a dime
I really hope you like my heart felt rhyme
You are such a gentle man so loving and so sweet
I wish that silly Dramaqueen would take a hike and hit the street
She gets on my nerves chasing after you
You and I know she is just being a fool
For our love will always be true and she will just have to cry boo hoo
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Then there was this note from NN, seems I'm not the only stalker around here
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Juan , you know I love it too when you speak French. Can you speak other languages too?
I have this thing about different accents. It puts tingles up and down my spine.
Almost as good as killing zombies. Juan you know you want to be my secret Valentine,(everybody does)...
We never have to tell |
Then this from Jose, it was attached to a small box that smelled like poo? So I got rid of the box for you. Whatever it was must have spoiled, hope that's OK?
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Juan you sneaky, back stabbing, robbing creep, you had Ima last year.
I can put up with and tolerate Snerd cause they have this thing,but it is impossible to put up with you too.
Just to crowded around here. You speaking all that Frenchie stuff , oui oui, or whatever. Humph!! Ima deserves a cowboy dang it. Go play somewhere else, possibly in the street.
I'm so much more deserving of Ima than you! You can't even rope a steer, what good are you?
Don't make me hire a hit man to get rid of you. I know a few, and you know I do.
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Oh My, he seems a bit cranky.
Then there was this from my darling sis, Corona. It went on and on and on, so I just clipped a snippet from it. I'm sure you get the idea though.
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Juan Juan Juan Juan Juan Juan Juan Juan Juan Juan Juan Juan
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Love is in the air....Sigh.... |
_________________ x5 2 From my Valentine
Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:24 pm |
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Slightlyoutofit wrote: |
If I was gay
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You're NOT? Are you sure? Have you looked lately? |
_________________ Fake Courier sites killed - 2 x
Fake Bank sites killed - 1 x
Vogons unite against 419.
you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
x? x2
Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:28 pm |
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DoraTheExplorer wrote: |
And, if I may be so bold to ask, what is your opinion on which sauce is preferable on my butt?
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I'd vote Raspberry or Chocolate. Mmmmmm Chocolate!
I have a mental picture of me licking chocolate sauce off this nice round, pert...
and then I get an image of me and Lady Nicebuns and...
Off for another cold shower. |
_________________ Fake Courier sites killed - 2 x
Fake Bank sites killed - 1 x
Vogons unite against 419.
you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
x? x2
Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
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Suicide King
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 85
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 9:19 pm |
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Call me a cunning linguist
For I joust with my tongue
I wont even stop upon your request
When I am done your bell will be rung
You know the language that I speak
Its far better then French, Spanish or Chinese
It a language that makes me truly unique
For to hear is spoken is to truly be pleased
For I am a Cunning Linguist
Might I give you a show
It will be a heavenly tryst
That will put your face all a glow
Now that your interest has been peaked
Contact me for your Valentine needs
Don’t be shy, coy or meek
For I am a Cunning Linguist aiming to please
I hope you like it,
Tim |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:57 pm |
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I think that I could play all day
With you, my darling, sweet Jose.
But then I think how I would boast
If I could catch the heart of Ghost.
Or how my heart could be quite gone
For one who parlays French like Juan.
But, oh, I'd like to have my way
With oh-so-cunning SSA.
Our recent entry doesn't hide;
The bold young King of Suicide.
If I could know he wouldn't curse,
I'd chase the nice but Nasty Nurse.
And such a lonely, sad short word:
That heartfelt :sigh: from dear, sweet TSNerd.
I think that I could care a bit
For even SlightlyOutOfIt.
I do admit a little worry
That Kate monopolizes Murry.
My heart may linger, even tarry
To take a longer look at Harry.
At love, I see he's not a piker -
That southern woo-er, sweet HitchHiker.
I'm looking for a little drama
From half-dead Sith Kabuto Sama.
My heart will sing, "Oh, tra-la-la"
For you, my sweet Caligula.
My love is always unalloyed
For darling, precious ParaNoid.
I know I've left out two or three,
But please be nice and forgive me! |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:02 am |
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@Dramaqueen, thanks for the tender kisses but hey, you got me in trouble with your little mail-theft prank. Ima was getting mad at me for not responding to her poem but of course I never even saw it until now. I hope she'll forgive me when I explain the situation.
Now I know why Jose has been giving me the evil eye in the mod lounge. I guess the poor guy just doesn't know when he's outgunned.
As for NN, well, let's not go there. Suffice it to say I'll be careful not to drop the soap.
And Corona sent me that message. 26 times today alone. I liked the first part a lot but all that NN and Jose stuff gets to be pretty tedious reading.
As for your PM this morning, I mean, not that it doesn't sound like fun, but still.....
@Titania,
I don't know if you left anyone out but as long as I was included that's all that matters, right? |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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