2010 Valentines Day Be My Lust Object Thread

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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:23 am

JM Razor
I is a gazer

I like your part
In helping me start

My heart wants to do
The loving of you

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:27 am

@Tuco,

You heart is in a very good place
And mine is not keeping up pace

I know your heart is so true
And that is why god gave me you

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:35 am

@lotta,

Oh my dearest friend
Calling on you is just hit "send"

I hope you never hesitate
And wonder bout all our fate

I love you like a flower
And you give me lots of power

When god gave me a friend
He knew there would be no end

I hope your love life shines
Or he can kiss my big be-hind Razz

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:41 am

Our dear, dear Noid
There'll never be a void

Friends are for reason
You pick up my season

Live high above the sky
My love for you will never die

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:44 am

Oh my dear Reaper
I know you are a keeper

Know one knows but me
That you a big sweet pea

Lets take a ride on bike
And later take a hike

Let the wind blow
All the seeds will sow

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:46 am

@ Jeff,

I met you on eater
You try to show the peter

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:52 am

Rover Rover Rover
I love you like clover

You are so cool
And make me drool

If you ever need a date
I'd be there and oh the fate

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:01 am

Oh my dear sweet shiver
Times you make me quiver

Wherever did you learn
This hiss of our concern

You never dreamed of bunch
That all they want is lunch

We'll go down in history
And oh what a mystery

I love you like a dove
Comes from way above

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:18 am

@SSA

Oh my man so very keen
To all the lads that are so mean

Please don't make me fret
Over all of that sweet sweat

I would also love a date
And know it would be fate

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:21 am

weas is here to please
She fits like pods of peas

She is so very funny
Makes life oh so sunny

She kicks lads all in the ass
Its like catching a great big bass

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:28 am

and... well.... *foot tapping*

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:33 am

Thanks for the lovely poem, Corona, but it's going to take me a while to go through the thread and delete all the ones that aren't about me. Those are worthless, of course. Wink

@Dramaqueen: Shocked

That was you? Please give me my mail back.

I'm sorry about your hair, it sure is thick, luscious, and sexy. Too bad you left it all in my rose bush, I bet it looked good on you.

If you took any pictures while you were stalking, please delete them.

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:44 am

Firing on all cylinders, Corona? Laughing

@NN, stop trying to double dip, you got one last page. Razz

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 85

Well Dora That would depend on the area of the south you are from. Cause I like a Chocolate Sause on my butt. Unless you speak of Pork and then we would have to go with a choice of 3 and say Mustard spice rub, tomato based, or Vinigar Based. That choice of BBQ would depend on where you are from. I like my tomato based, but have a friend from NC that does make a nice Vinager sause.
Tim

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 85

There is no more beautiful site then your face mid Quoits
The sounds you make they are so boisterous
Sharing in the pleasure that I bring
Listening to the song that I make you sing
Your body wrapped about me like a snake
you squirm, tighten, quiver and shake
Taking you higher then you have ever been
Bringing you down then back up again
Our bodies sweat with the fruits of our labors
Oh bloody heck we woke all the neighbors

Tim

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:24 am

^

Hats off to you. Brilliant poem Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:50 am

@ NN
Yeah baby, you got great looking boobs.
@ devil_woman
Would you like some TLC from a half dead, armor-encased Sith Lord?

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:26 pm

Nurse Nasty wrote:

and... well.... *foot tapping*

NN totally rocks
Although he loves the cocks.

If I was gay
All I'd have to say

Is you unhetero swine
Be my Valentine.

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:42 pm

Kabuto Sama I could cut you out of your armour and bring you back to life with a screeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam.

My other name is Lady Sith :yikes:

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Gun toting SSA wrote:

Drama, I swear I'm like a deer in the headlights. Laughing

Hi sweetest Juan. *giggle*

Don't worry about my hair being all gone. It grows back over night, kinda like a Chia Pet.
I'm so glad you thought it was luxurious and sexy. There's a lot more where that came from, kiss kiss Wink

Don't worry about those photos darlin, hehehe

I thought I was doing you a favor by getting the mail for you and my goodness did you have some strange things in there. Shocked

Is your mail always like this? I made sure I left a little treat for your mail man, he deserves it after some of this stuff.

Some of course were expected like this lovely (not) poem from Ima.

Quote:

Dear Juan you make my heart beat so fast
I'm so glad our love will last and isn't in the past
I hope you will love me for eternity
Just like the waves crashing from the beautiful sea

When you speak French to me
It makes me all tingly and free
When you hold me tight
I know I have won the fight it feels so right

For your heart to always be mine
Through the countless wings of time
I know your love could never turn on a dime
I really hope you like my heart felt rhyme

You are such a gentle man so loving and so sweet
I wish that silly Dramaqueen would take a hike and hit the street
She gets on my nerves chasing after you
You and I know she is just being a fool
For our love will always be true and she will just have to cry boo hoo

Then there was this note from NN, seems I'm not the only stalker around here Laughing

Quote:

Juan , you know I love it too when you speak French. Can you speak other languages too?
I have this thing about different accents. It puts tingles up and down my spine.
Almost as good as killing zombies. Juan you know you want to be my secret Valentine,(everybody does)...
We never have to tell Wink

Then this from Jose, it was attached to a small box that smelled like poo? So I got rid of the box for you. Whatever it was must have spoiled, hope that's OK?

Quote:

Juan you sneaky, back stabbing, robbing creep, you had Ima last year.
I can put up with and tolerate Snerd cause they have this thing,but it is impossible to put up with you too.
Just to crowded around here. You speaking all that Frenchie stuff , oui oui, or whatever. Humph!! Ima deserves a cowboy dang it. Go play somewhere else, possibly in the street.
I'm so much more deserving of Ima than you! You can't even rope a steer, what good are you?
Don't make me hire a hit man to get rid of you. I know a few, and you know I do.

Oh My, he seems a bit cranky. Laughing

Then there was this from my darling sis, Corona. It went on and on and on, so I just clipped a snippet from it. I'm sure you get the idea though. Smile

Quote:

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Love is in the air....Sigh....

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:24 pm

Slightlyoutofit wrote:

If I was gay

You're NOT? Are you sure? Have you looked lately? Laughing

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:28 pm

DoraTheExplorer wrote:

And, if I may be so bold to ask, what is your opinion on which sauce is preferable on my butt?

I'd vote Raspberry or Chocolate. Mmmmmm Chocolate!

I have a mental picture of me licking chocolate sauce off this nice round, pert...
and then I get an image of me and Lady Nicebuns and...

Off for another cold shower. Laughing

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 85

Call me a cunning linguist
For I joust with my tongue
I wont even stop upon your request
When I am done your bell will be rung

You know the language that I speak
Its far better then French, Spanish or Chinese
It a language that makes me truly unique
For to hear is spoken is to truly be pleased

For I am a Cunning Linguist
Might I give you a show
It will be a heavenly tryst
That will put your face all a glow

Now that your interest has been peaked
Contact me for your Valentine needs
Don’t be shy, coy or meek
For I am a Cunning Linguist aiming to please

I hope you like it,
Tim

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:57 pm

I think that I could play all day
With you, my darling, sweet Jose.

But then I think how I would boast
If I could catch the heart of Ghost.

Or how my heart could be quite gone
For one who parlays French like Juan.

But, oh, I'd like to have my way
With oh-so-cunning SSA.

Our recent entry doesn't hide;
The bold young King of Suicide.

If I could know he wouldn't curse,
I'd chase the nice but Nasty Nurse.

And such a lonely, sad short word:
That heartfelt :sigh: from dear, sweet TSNerd.

I think that I could care a bit
For even SlightlyOutOfIt.

I do admit a little worry
That Kate monopolizes Murry.

My heart may linger, even tarry
To take a longer look at Harry.

At love, I see he's not a piker -
That southern woo-er, sweet HitchHiker.

I'm looking for a little drama
From half-dead Sith Kabuto Sama.

My heart will sing, "Oh, tra-la-la"
For you, my sweet Caligula.

My love is always unalloyed
For darling, precious ParaNoid.

I know I've left out two or three,
But please be nice and forgive me! Embarassed

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:02 am

@Dramaqueen, thanks for the tender kisses but hey, you got me in trouble with your little mail-theft prank. Ima was getting mad at me for not responding to her poem but of course I never even saw it until now. I hope she'll forgive me when I explain the situation.

Now I know why Jose has been giving me the evil eye in the mod lounge. I guess the poor guy just doesn't know when he's outgunned.

As for NN, well, let's not go there. Suffice it to say I'll be careful not to drop the soap.

And Corona sent me that message. 26 times today alone. Wink

I liked the first part a lot but all that NN and Jose stuff gets to be pretty tedious reading.

As for your PM this morning, Shocked

I mean, not that it doesn't sound like fun, but still.....

@Titania,

I don't know if you left anyone out but as long as I was included that's all that matters, right? Wink

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