2010 Valentines Day Be My Lust Object Thread

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Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

Hi Dora i happen to be from the south.
you are looking most beautiful today Wink

oh and ssa was saying some terrible things about you the other day but i didnt believe him all is fair in love and war. sometime you need to sabotage the competition

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:27 am

Heck, I'm bleeding hearts tonite. Laughing

To my Nasty! Wink

Nasty is so hot
Dare I kid you not

He kinda peeps thru
With his peek a boos

Once he showed his love
Did not realize it felt like a dove

At the moment it was hasty
Never knew it could be pasty

Never again will I deny
My love for him is Hy/Fy

Give me another chance
I swear it will enhance

Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:42 am

@Ima: ♥

@Dora: You're sweet. Very Happy

@DramaQueen: thanks again for the lovely poem.

@Bohigal: your x-rated PMs are exciting but I don't think Doc would approve.

@Corona: Yes, I think you're fantastic too. Thanks for the PMs.

@Ima: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:21 am

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:20 pm

Master wrote:

oh and ssa was saying some terrible things about you the other day but i didnt believe him all is fair in love and war. sometime you need to sabotage the competition

I think you misunderstood me. I said I would do terrible things to her, in bed. Razz

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:33 pm

Ima Baeder wrote:

@Ghost: Just add one name: Yours. Wink

Your wish is my command. I am grateful to be of service to such a true and proper lady.

Here last years

You didn like that one but Juan did, so I came up with

You told me to add my name so I did. Take your pick

or

Both are basically the same with the exception of the completed names remains or pauses for five seconds on the on the left and and the one on the right only pauses for 2 seconds. The one on the right also has a transparent background.

Are you sure you want a shirt again and not a regular square colored (or transparent) background with your:

I ♥
changing names

Might look a little better but what do I know.

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:54 pm

Kate My Princess, that is quite some coincidence, you make every day sweet for me too :sigh:

I thought I would reply with a little poem I put together for you;

She came into my life when I needed it most
She is all mine but I hate to boast
She makes me so happy all of the time
So very happy that she is mine

A beautiful princess to love and adore
A beautiful princess who could want more
A beautiful princess so caring and sweet
The most beautiful princess you'll ever meet

We dont have to pretend, we are just us
We dont have to pretend or make a fuss
We dont have to pretend she loves me for me
Forever and ever as good as can be

I love everything about her and all that we share
I love everything about us and the way that we care
I love everything she tells me it means so much
From so far away we still manage to touch

She is my beautiful princess sweet and caring
She is my beautiful princess naughty and daring
She is my beautiful princess I will love her forever
Loving everything so much when we are together

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:41 pm

Hi Master! Is it possible for an Aussie to have a Southern (US) accent? I admit, the combination would be interesting. Wink

Bon jour Juan, mon petit chou!

the devilish SSA wrote:

I said I would do terrible things to her, in bed.

In addition to teaching me how to handle a weapon and carrying me to WalMart? :sigh: Be still my heart.

P.S. Went to the Shed last night for BBQ. Thought about you.

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:49 pm

The Bo-dacious Bo wrote:

Oh my, Doctor Stephen that's the first valentine I've ever gotten that used the words "despicable shit" so sweetly!

I am so pleased to be your eater valentine, for I am yours and you are mine,
I am glad that you liked those naughty words, I can call hector a Hecturd,

I remember the dark days of the eater blackout of 2007
when the bad vlads had made us sad, but you, darling, were heaven,
The Bike Insurance Mass Bait, where you shined, continued unabaited
And our young hot desire for mugu pain could hardly be sated,

Your baiting prowess was out on display,
your droopy dog avatar really did make my day
Holding the sign that indicated gender,
and more than that I clearly remember
-)
-)

And here we are, bonded together, with a lad on the road
after years of admiration and shared affection
pointing our lad in brave new directions
he spins and he wonders and he gets on the bus
hoping to travel and meet one of us,
to meet and greet and cheat and steal
%110 convinced this fantasy is real,
your modality of Complaint resolution
brethed life into this bait, a REAL revolution

Now choclate jpegs I could find and display,
I could do it right now,
I could do it today!
But better than this
and I am sure you will agree,
is to fuck over lad Hecturd,
and send him to misery
to send him to Liberia, and then Sierra Leone,
Further and further from his comfort zone,
further and further and further in debt,
he is sure that real soon he is going to collect,
but in fact we will watch and chuckle at his being deceived
For how much he invested, how much he believed,
So no chocolate jpegs, no pictures of roses,
none of that will I give to you, Bo,
Just valentines appreciation, and admiration,
for the photochopping baiting queen that I know.

I remain, as ever, your humble, well, scratch that, maybe not too humble, open admirer,

Doc

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:56 pm

There once was a Doctor named Stephen
Who had all the mugus believin'
Then Bo won his heart
<<<With her digital art
And all the other grrl baiters went grievin'

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:01 pm

You won my heart through general amazingness, noticed early on, but your contributions in the Hector bait are great!

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

@Juan, I know that you are deeply in love and totally devoted to Ima.
I wasn't trying to steal you away I swear. I just had to get out into the open what I have been going through where you are concerned.
I hope I didn't make you feel to uncomfortable. I cant guarantee that I wont be hanging out in your tree trying to get a peak every now and then.

I will also try to remove all the listening devices I have placed around your house.
I cant help it that the way you sound when you speak french drives me crazy.
Also another thing, I hope it doesn't scare you. Ummm the other night when I was trying to climb your rose trellis to the second floor of your house.
My hair got hung in the branches and I fell leaving a big wad of my hair dangling in your roses.
Just thought I should tell you so you could keep it as a trinket of my love for you.
Wouldn't want you to think it was some kind of wild animal hung in your roses or anything. Laughing

Also I got your mail for you while I was hanging out in the bushes and there was some interesting things in there for sure.
I will share them a little later. Wink

Don't be sad Jose , I made this for you today.

Jose Jose what can I say to you in all your glory
Are you ever going to pick a Valentine to sing your romantic story
I know she will have to be someone very special to be your number one
You deserve only the best and someone who is very fun

You are such a nice guy who just happens to make lads cry
What an honorable trait to have in any Valentines date it really makes me sigh
If I weren't already taken then I would try to steal you as my guy
There is nothing more fun than a cowboy with a horse and a gun

We could go roping and riding under the warm sun I'm sure it would be lots of fun
Maybe you could even teach me how to shoot your big gun
I think your dreamy and possibly steamy and one heck of a great guy
When you finally pick a Valentine I know I will surely cry

I'll try not to be sad and instead be glad if she can make you truly happy
Just want you to know I think that you are great, I need to go now before this gets to sappy
Just know I care and will always be there just in case you need me
So virtual kisses and hugs and big tummy rubs from little ol me to thee

@ParaNoid
My sweet twisted one I'm so glad you understand
I would never want to hurt you because you are so grand
So play and flirt with all the skirts I will never be upset
Because I know that you and I will always be a set

So no matter who may come and go between us this Valentines
I will always come running back to you over a thousand times
We have something special and sweet, a true and real connection
As friends we have been for a long time with wonderful affection

I know that I am safe with you and under your protection
You know your safe with me too, your my number one selection
You never have to fear my dear of ever being alone
If someone ever hurts you I will hit them with a stone

You don't have to worry about your heart I will never tear it all apart
I'm here for you as long as you want me my sweet ParaNoid
I'm glad I don't have to jump off the bridge
It really would have hurt more than a smidge
Thanks for being so wonderful and still wanting to be my guy, I think Laughing

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:50 am

Drama, I swear I'm like a deer in the headlights. Laughing

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 85

DoraTheExplorer wrote:

Tim wrote:

If I only had a moment I would spend it with you, for in that moment forever I would make.

Well hello Tim! Tell me, do you happen to be a Southern boy? Very Happy

Why yes Dora I do happen to be a southern boy.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Quote:

and the one on the right only pauses for 2 seconds. The one on the right also has a transparent background.

If I could chime in?

The pause on Snerd needs to be set at a 4:1 ratio for yours and Juan's.

Just trying to help.

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 1:40 am

Tim wrote:

Why yes Dora I do happen to be a southern boy.

Hmmmmmm, interesting.

And, if I may be so bold to ask, what is your opinion on which sauce is preferable on my smoking butt?

My smoking pork butt, of course. Vinegar or tomato based?

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:35 am

@Badgerbait,

I'd put my heart
At the rate "Let's start!"

I need your mind
Alot of your time

Who would have thought
Of the woo that you brought

This is so true
That I love you

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:45 am

@ Ima,

Gets right to the point
Socks to the joint

When it comes to lads
She hits with no pads

She is cool chicky
I kid you not dicky

Laughing

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:53 am

@Juan,

Ima says you fine
Like sweet cherry wine

You are my star
I love from afar

My heart would take
One minute to break

I'd like to dine
Cause you are so fine

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:55 am

@irish,

You are so fine
Like very old wine

I need you dear
Keep that heart near

You were my mate
That is just fate

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:00 am

@Harry Bawls,

You hit the heart
Like a big dart

Oh my dear tart
It only a fart

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:07 am

@Tommo,

Show your face for all to see
And know we all make harmony

Just want to let you know
Beautiful women are for you to sow

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:11 am

@Slightly,

You blow my mind
With all your grind

You help us bait
The lads we hate

You could be true
From out of the blue

And who ever knew
That you love me too

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:16 am

Ghost, I deserve you the most
Cause you are the great host

When you think of love
Do you think of a dove

You are such a delight
On any great far out night

I always could feel
Our love could be real

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:19 am

@jose,

I did the woo
From my heart to you

You take that part
Shoots to my heart

It is very very true
I need the likes of you

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