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ChoppaOfDolla
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:36 am |
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Hi all,
These are a few little gadgets I created to give my lads just that little bit of extra frustration. I initially developed them to send to them after they'd finished working on M7CN S3cure, but none of my lads ever did. Still, they work fine on their own.
Basically, these are batch files- very simple programs designed to do repetitive computer tasks it would be boring for a human to do. The ones I've written aren't malware, are perfectly safe to use, and don't cause any damage whatsoever to your computer.
Anyway, here's how to use them: The link at the bottom contains a zip file containing all the programs I've made. When it's time to send a lad his MTCN, pick a program you like, rename it "Payment Details Downloader" or something and send it to him.
When the mugu opens it, he'll get a message saying he's connected to the M7CN S3cure server and needs to enter his payment number. The default payment number is 40N39Sk4M, but I've provided instructions on how to change it.
What happens next depends on what program you've sent him.
Provides MTCN- gives him a random MTCN
Already collected- Gives an error message saying that someone else has already collected the payment
Error message- Gives another error message saying that the MTCN couldn't be retrieved
Closes- The program shuts down
Infinite- Generates an infinite string of numbers until he turns off the program
You can download them all here:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=T81GHVXM [Edited to remove my experimental shutdown program]
I honestly don't know how long it will keep them busy, but some of my friends tried about ten times before giving up. Hopefully it will confuse them a little.
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Last edited by ChoppaOfDolla on Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:18 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Vampiremerchant
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:03 am |
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Thanks could be useful
Drove me nuts after 5 minutes ! |
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ChoppaOfDolla
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:20 pm |
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Well, that is the idea.
My lad's busy now with $ecurity $hield, so maybe I'll send him one when he's finished there.
I'm thinking of making one that would turn the computer off- not really sure if that counts as malware as it isn't his computer. It might get him in a bit of trouble at the cafe, though... |
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Nurse Nasty
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:35 pm |
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ChoppaOfDolla
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:45 pm |
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^^ You're probably right. Now that I think about it, the people running the cafe would be the ones who had to set it back up again, wouldn't they?
Ah well. |
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Nurse Nasty
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:47 pm |
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Vampiremerchant
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:24 pm |
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I'm thinking of making one that would turn the computer off |
You did !
and it works ! |
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Technomancer
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:32 pm |
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Can you make one that makes the screen go blank and displays a laughing skull-and-crossbones image and sound effect like the virus in "Independence Day", along with the message "I CHOP YOUR DOLLA OOOO"?
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foo
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:42 pm |
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How is shutting down a computer cleanly at all harmful? I can see triggering a BSOD or something being close to that fine line, but a clean shutdown won't hurt anything and will only waste a bit of time while he waits for the computer to start again.
Also, batch files? Wow, I didn't know anyone still used them... |
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jimmy474
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:25 pm |
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GENIUS!!
Just downloaded these and they're brilliant! |
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Nurse Nasty
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:47 pm |
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foo123 wrote: |
How is shutting down a computer cleanly at all harmful? |
Maybe you missed the part where I said (or implied) as long as it's not harmful, illegal, or considered illegal then it's fine. Just because you think it's fine doesn't make it so. Even my opinion on the issue is moot. I have to make sure we're not liable.
These mild annoyances could be classified by the powers that be as malicious programs, then we're seen as condoning it, and then we're in trouble. It's a big picture thing. |
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foo
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:10 pm |
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^^ OK then.
Back to the scripts, I'd like to point out that you don't need to do stuff like this:
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echo.
IF %M%==40N39Sk4M GOTO :Yes
IF NOT %M%==40N39Sk4M GOTO :No
:Yes
echo ERROR: This payment has already been collected. |
That can be replaced with:
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echo.
IF NOT %M%==40N39Sk4M GOTO :No
echo ERROR: This payment has already been collected. |
That way you've got less potential for error (in case you forget to change one). You don't need to explicitly jump to a label right under your jump - it'll just implicitly go on to the next line if you don't jump anywhere else. |
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ChoppaOfDolla
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:11 pm |
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^^ That's right, come to think of it.
Technomancer wrote: |
Can you make one that makes the screen go blank and displays a laughing skull-and-crossbones image and sound effect like the virus in "Independence Day", along with the message "I CHOP YOUR DOLLA OOOO"?
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Yep. Just open up the error message and change
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echo ERROR: Server connection failed |
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echo I CHOP UR DOLLA OOOO |
Or whatever you like. The full instructions for that are included in the download.
It won't blank out the rest of the screen, but they should still get the message.
EDIT: I checked and found my experimental shutdown program was in the original download, so I've uploaded a new one that doesn't have it. Oops. |
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foo
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:25 pm |
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I'm not on Windows right now so I can't test this, but a few sources on the internet say that will switch to fullscreen. From there it's just a matter of coming up with a suitable ASCII art skull and crossbones.
Like this one. http://www.textfiles.com/artscene/asciiart/skull_emacs |
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ChoppaOfDolla
419Eater is my life
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:46 pm |
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It seems to make the box bigger, but it doesn't go fullscreen. Might play round with it a bit later.
What I'm going to look for is a way of putting a time delay in, so he has to wait a few minutes for the "connection" to establish. |
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Jwoods
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Dec 2009
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:41 am |
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(just don't tell my lesser half I said that)[/quote]
lesser half or your better three quarters? hehe |
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ChoppaOfDolla
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:08 am |
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trustingod
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Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:24 am |
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TY friend ,I have been really tring to find something like this for these clowns . |
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Mega Bandit
419Eater is my life
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Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:17 am |
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I just found out Gmail doesn't allow the sending of batch files. Suggestions, anyone?
I may re-name it to a .txt file and tell the lad to change it back to a batch file. I think I could fill the file with thousands of lines of junk (marked "REM" to avoid interfering) to obscure the real instructions, in case they opened it. |
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Tigbitties
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Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:04 pm |
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Mega Bandit wrote: |
I just found out Gmail doesn't allow the sending of batch files. Suggestions, anyone? |
It does if you save them in Google docs first, share the files and then send the lad a link to the file.
If anyone is unsure about how to do this, here's a step by step. It's much simpler than this long list of steps would suggest. It's just that I've included every minute detail here.
Log into your Gmail account
Click the documents link (top left)
Click the Upload button
Click 'Select files to upload'
Select the file from your hard drive and click open
Remove the check mark from 'Convert documents, spreadsheets & presentations to Google Docs format'
Click 'Start Upload'
Click the 'Back to Google Docs' link. The file will be shown in Google docs.
Click the checkbox to the left of the file name
Click the 'Share' dropdown and select 'Get the link to share'
Click the check box for 'Allow anyone with the link to view (no sign-in required)'
Highlight and copy the URL in the 'Share this link via email or IM:' box. Make sure you have copied the whole of the URL because it's easy to only copy the first part.
Click 'Save and close'
Go back to Google mail and compose an email. Test this first by emailing one of your other baiting emails addresses.
You can paste the URL straight into the email but this doesn't look very professional. So, instead, type the name of the link you want your lad to see. Eg. 'Click here for MTCN'
Then highlight those words
Then click the 'Link' icon. This is in the row of tool icons just above the email text areas. It looks like a little blue chain link.
Paste the URL into the 'Web Address' box.
Click OK
The words 'Click here for MTCN' will have now turned into a hyper link.
Test by sending this email to one of you other baiting accounts.
Then log out of your Google mail account.
Now open the email in your other account and test the link. It should allow you to click the link and offer you a save file option.
After saving the file, you can then double click it to run. |
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Mega Bandit
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Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:43 pm |
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I sent the file as a link to a Google Document, and the scammer said this:
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I got the information and they are telling access denied that the program is been used by another person |
Looks like the scammer got an error message and couldn't open the file. |
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thud419
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Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:05 pm |
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Seasoned .BAT programmer hint:
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IF NOT %M%==40N39Sk4M GOTO :No |
will fail with a syntax error if %M is blank. Better would be
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IF NOT A%M%==A40N39Sk4M GOTO :No |
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