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Technomancer
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Dec 2009
Posts: 671
Location: Sailing the infinite sea of the Net
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:26 am |
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After spending a few weeks trying to worm a payment out of me, then another week wondering why I didn't send an MTCN for the payment, he's just discovered that my character actually tried to send a cheque to his fictional address instead of a money transfer...
I don't think he likes me very much anymore
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Dear XXXXXXXX,
Who the hell do you think you are, some kind of a stupid FOOL? How can
some one of your age and also an undergrauate claimed to had effected
payment via western union and no document of prove was given to you.
Do you think i am a fool? Look here Mr.XXXXXXXX, i am not here to
play games i have alot of things to do with my time and for your
information if that so claimed check arrives, i shall have it sent
back to you.
We cant accept check for this payment. If you cant go to western union
and have it sent then i shall advice you nolonger contact me because i
am not here to play games. For christ sake men wake up what the hell
is wrong with you?
Have a nice day.
Regards,
Mr.XXXXXXXXXX
Hsbc Bank UK.
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Not too sure how close he is to dropping me now though. Any advice from the veterans out there?
Think I'd like to keep yanking his chain a bit longer, there's potential for a good sig line or two here |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:52 am |
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Those fools at WU can't do this due to new terrorism restrictions?How about an account number so the funds can be directly transferred?Or maybe Moneygram(can't be checked online).He's pissed because he could almost smell the money and it evaporated.Well done! |
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Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:48 am |
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After all, he works for HSBC, you'd think he'd be able to provide a bank account.
I think you should act all hurt and threaten to pull out of the deal because of his insults; then blame him for the delays and failure of the deal so far; a couple of taunts about why an HSBC executive would need to use Western Union, and you should have a bank account in no time. |
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Vampiremerchant
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Nov 2009
Posts: 3227
Location: Scotland
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:51 am |
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Who the hell do you think you are, some kind of a stupid FOOL |
For that I would give him a Slap ! (or two)
Assure him that you do not play games (though a nice game of Strip Poker does a power of good ! now and again... ) |
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Raga Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Sep 2009
Posts: 2879
Location: In a gloomy castle on a lonely hill
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:09 am |
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Siggy potential:
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For christ sake men wake up what the hell is wrong with you? |
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limburger
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2008
Posts: 619
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:13 pm |
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I'd like to hear the lad's excuse why a bank as large as the HSBC is not able to cash the check you sent him and use that as payment. Seems this would be one of the first abilities an establishment calling itself a bank would have. Express some doubt as to their legitmacy. |
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Technomancer
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Dec 2009
Posts: 671
Location: Sailing the infinite sea of the Net
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:27 pm |
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Yeah, gave him a couple of slaps for that.
Also requested to talk to someone else there for the duration of the transaction, due to his "offensive and unprofessional attitude".
Just noticed I forgot to slap him for the "Mr" and "men" thing. My character is female.
I'll get him for that next time! |
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Spindly Killerfish
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 Aug 2009
Posts: 20
Location: Having a slap up meal at Mrs Miggins' Pie Shop
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:57 pm |
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LOL!
The cherry on the cake for me is the bit after his rant................................'have a nice day!' Have just soiled myself, brilliant!
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dogsbum
NN's whore
Joined: 08 Jan 2010
Posts: 381
Location: under my desk - licking my balls
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 7:43 am |
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Nice to know the lad has your best interests at heart, Technomancer.
This lad is begging for a hard slap up the side of his sack.
You could threaten to walk away and let him know you found another HSBC employee who has offered to do whatever this lad is swinging and add a few extras in on top. That might get him all narky. You could step back and go silent for a bit ... wait for another bite ... pretend this email did not arrive and happily ask him what he did with the money now that the cheque has been cashed. That always annoys and causes doubts to appear. Maybe send him a knocked up fake proof of the cheque being cashed?
Great stuff ... an upset lad is a thing of beauty. |
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HollyHigh
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 126
Location: Expat in sunny Asia :)
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Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:21 am |
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Yeah ... I just love the "Have a nice day" thing in the end! |
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