2010 Valentines Day Be My Lust Object Thread

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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:25 pm

Glad to see you like my overtures, Corona! Very Happy

It is sometimes good to keep things simple, romantic...

JMR spends alot on all those fancy chefs and what not. I tell you what, sometimes a man cooked meal does the soul better, especially when followed by a glass of wine, watching the sunset. Colors play across the sky...

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:17 pm

Reaper wrote:

I like your wooing tactics Jose, snappy and to the point.

It's called foreplay, of which the other Eater men seem to have very little knowledge or understanding. Having a big woo is only part of the equation, knowing how and when to use a big woo is equally (if not exceedingly) important. Wink

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:37 pm

^Correct. I just flashed a small woo for everyone to see, to tickle their curiosity.

The big woo only comes into action in private Cool

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:38 pm

Hi there Reapsiebabe.

Cool

I am still doing the usual.

Someday soon my mentor hopes I may make a lucid/inteligible/useful post even.

Right after I stop ending sentences with prepositions.

Wink

Whatever happened to the Roo you rode to school?

And did the STD clinic clear up the problem satisfactorily?

Laughing

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 7:01 pm

Well, two years ago I asked a wonderful baiter, with a shiny pelt, sharp teeth and one eye. It went poorly for me.

Last year I had a wonderful valantines with Dramaqueen, but I am sure she has been wooed and taken by some lucky eater man by now, her being such a wonderfully charming lady, and a baiter of many skills.

This year, heck, I am throwing caution to the wind, baring my soul, and asking a baiter I have long admired, who I am enjoying working with, to be my Eater Valentine.

Bo, thy baiting master, oh thou art so fine,
and on the coming holiday, will you be my valentine?
For Mr Philios, and others have paid, again and again and again,
And above all other things I say, I value you as a friend.

The great Hecturd, a despicable shit,
has been enticed to travel,
and the schemes and dreams and lies and things
have all started to unravel.

First it was Sarah, Etta and Pardeep
and after that was Shiva,
Through Photochop Mastery and pure manipulation,
Has kept Hector a Believer!

Truly fucked, on a bus, and now to catch a plane!
When he arrives, broke and tired,
he just might go insane.

But moving back to the point of this post,
is that I think that you are the most
wonderful baiter, a beautiful gal
a friend and accomplice
a wonderful pal,

Chocolate jpegs, sweets and more,
I offer to you, but more is instore,

And, with no further banter,
I make my request
to the baiter I admire,
who I think is the best,
Bohigal, would you be my Eater Valentine?
Pretty Rose

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

^^^ Oh Doc that is so lovely, she will surely say yes! Wink

Dear Juan, I know you love Ima but I just have to tell you something.

Please don't look Ima, clearing throat, cough cough.....

Juan I have to tell you all the things I have thought about you
I know this may seem weird and might make you kinda scared
I hope you will understand because you are a sweet man
That I am secretly stalking you in a minivan

I have to be very secret about my love for you
Because I'm not really sure if what Ima says is true
She says she is non-violent but can I really be so sure
I wouldn't want to run into her while im stalking you in my fur

It seems the theme of this thread is to woo more than one instead
That is very hard for me because I'm usually very devoted
But my darling Paranoid has said we have an open woo
So I'm throwing my heart out Juan to you too

Please don't call the police I'm really quit harmless
Hiding in and out of the bushes you have never seemed to notice
You almost caught me last night when you threw open the drapes
Yes that was me there hiding in those apple crates

I think that I should go now I'm sure I have said quite enough
Please Juan don't tell anyone I'm not really very tough
If my dirty little secret gets found out it might get rough
I really really don't want to be dragged off in handcuffs

This to a Valentine I know will never be mine, sigh..

Dear Nurse Nasty
You still kinda scare the peee outta me
I'm not really sure if you are a he or a she Wink

I do know one thing though you really are a dream
A true and total asset to our baiting dream team

The rest of us can only dream about being as good as you
You tell all the right things to lads to make them worship you
You promise them so many things they have to follow through
With all those lovely baiting trophies made especially for you

Your quick wit and funniness can put us all into comic bliss
As you kick and beat yet another lad and he wishes he was dead
They may send curses down upon your head
You think that's funny too and just add it to your thread

Promise me you will never go away for I would truly miss you
I know for a fact that me and sis would never get over feeling blue
Well I guess I need to end this note before it becomes a page or two
Just wanted you to know how much I adore and appreciate you

My darling ParaNoid how I miss thee
I don't really know what has gotten into me today
I think I have been lonely since you went away
I know you said we could woo as many as we want to
I hope what you said was really true

For I have thrown myself at a few
It was all sis's fault cause she made me to
I have learned a lot from watching her work
She really really knows how to flirt

You have always been on my mind
I think I drank a few to many and started to make rhymes
I really miss you lots and appreciate all the time
You always give me when your not making a dime

If my loving play has hurt you in anyway
I promise I will go and throw myself off of a bridge today
For I would never hurt you my dear
That is my one and truly great fear

I miss you

Harry Harry quite unordinary how does your day go
It is really great to see you back but your naughty pic should go
You know that was private and was not meant for others show
You got Reaper all excited and what will we do he might soon blow

It makes my heart glad to see you back hope you stay for a while
We have lots of crazy fun going on in this thread so don't change the dial
We seem to be swapping partners a lot and it makes an interesting plot
Jose seems to change as the wind blows

He says HI here and HI there and no one is really sure what he knows
One thing is for sure they all seem keen on his loving scheme
So he may end up with so many valentines he doesn't know what to do
They may pull him this way and that way and may even rip off his shoes

I would chase after him too but I have already made way to many woos
ParaNoid may kick my butt and My head is getting tired and my fingers sore
So I think I will have to wait to make one for Bankster and Badgerbait
They deserve some too because they have made fine woos and will surely get a date
Like I said before it is good to see your head back in the door even if you are a little late
So you better make haste and catch yourself a Valentine date

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 9:41 pm

/\/\/\

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Nice poems, Dramaqueen.

Hi Juan. ♥

@Ghost: Just add one name: Yours. Wink

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 85

Can we woo the Old fassion way with a club????

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:08 pm

Yes, I imagine you could entice with mentioning a club, the female of the species like to dance and strut about. Usually, that will only cause fights when some other prospective wooer moves in...

Can't wait to see more DQ Wink

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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

^Only if the club has good music and plenty of booze

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:21 pm

@ Harry,
Sir, if you keep holding your cock like that you likely will end up with Priapism, and that won't be a good thing. Shocked

@ Corona,
I am so glad that you have fond memories of the 2008 woo! I don't think I won your affection, but Ima tells me that "Friends is more better...". I am still trying to understand that, but she is a Mod, and your are a sweetheart, so I'll go with what ever you say.

@ DQ

Quote:

While what you heard me say it true,
A woo is still a woo.
DSW is still pining for you,
And some furry creature too.

I don't want to leave the wrong impression,
I certainly don't want to be the cause of some depression.
To some the woo has become an obsession,
To others it just leaves an impression.

I am concerned about your talk of a bridge,
I would also worry if you spoke of a ridge.
Unless of course you are a pidge (on),
Who has wings to soar like a midge.

I will be here to enjoy your story,
of your time with NN, DSW and Lori.
I hope you don't get too gory,
Just keep to the parts that make me want morie.

NN is quite the mystery,
I feel the same about luckey.
Ima seems to know something special,
I think that is quite ducky.

I'll always be around.
Even while checking out the sound.
Of the woo
From more than you.

I have two ears.
I have no time for beers.
I'll listen with all my power,
You, however, are the woman of the hour.

Redshoes was quite the tease,
Her one post was but a sneeze.
She is not serious,
Or I might be delirious.

I thought about the LovelyJill,
But she has probably had her fill.
I have searched the chambers of my heart.
There I have found this wide open part.

It has DQ tattoed there instead
Of some of the names that roll around in my head.
It will do no good for you to be dead,
'cause there is room at my homestead.

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:48 pm

Tim, are you sure you don't need a different username? I know I know you from another site. Wink

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:05 am

^^^ Posting stuff in this thread without a woo or two, or at least a hello to someone special is against <strike>my</strike> the rules. Sheesh! Confused

Oh irish! How are you doing today sweetie?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

:sigh: Ima.

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:09 am

Ah Dora, don't tell me you're going out shooting possums with other men. That would break my heart, my achy breaky heart.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 85

sir scam alot wrote:

Tim, are you sure you don't need a different username? I know I know you from another site. Wink

I dont hide who i am anywhere. I am loved by all as Tim. Or my soldiers as SSG. Kangas.

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:00 am

Too bad we can't use lads as target practice Tim. Personally I'd like to hit them in the head with a 3 ounce cobia jig repeatedly but that's just me. Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Tim: But if you scambait well, the scammers won't love you. Wink

We recommend not using a username that you've used elsewhere for posting here at Eater because we strive to irritate the crap out of criminals. You can still be Tim, just vary it up a bit. If you want to change your username, send me a private message and I'm glad to do it for you.

Hi Sners. xoxo

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 22 Jan 2010 Posts: 85

Oh and the reason for No woo's well is I Love everyone, and never really sure of who is male and female in the online world and regularly play a role as a female to lure stupid lads off there games.

But if Woos are what you want well then. I will simple say.

If I only had a moment I would spend it with you, for in that moment forever I would make.
Tim

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Hi, Ima.

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:17 am

Oh my, Doctor Stephen that's the first valentine I've ever gotten that used the words "despicable shit" so sweetly!
Embarassed

I'm so flattered.

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:26 am

@Ima: ♥

@DramaQueen, your poem was lovely and warmed my heart, but I'm sorry to tell you that the aforementioned heart is utterly devoted to the exquisite Ima. Which is not to say that you are not also exquisite -- I know for a fact you are -- but Ima has been my queen since last Valentine's Day and I can never stray. I am devoted.......

:sigh:

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:47 am

Sis,

Priceless I say she is
The pleasure is a fizz

She has a heart of gold
That friendship that can't be sold

Her friendship is so true
Without her life would be blue

Wink

jose, you hardly wooed me, Sad

but I still love ya. Cool

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:13 am

sir scam alot wrote:

Ah Dora, don't tell me you're going out shooting possums with other men. That would break my heart, my achy breaky heart.

Well, Juan did mention something about possums to me. But I wasn't paying much attention to that as he was giving me a personal French lesson at the time. Wink

(Note to the lovely Ima: While this is technically true, I can assure you Juan was just teaching me a basic French rule. He was utterly a gentleman and turned down my ardent flirts and remained your loyal devotee. I am just using this to try and get SSA's attention.)

Tim wrote:

If I only had a moment I would spend it with you, for in that moment forever I would make.

Well hello Tim! Tell me, do you happen to be a Southern boy? Very Happy

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