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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:25 pm |
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Glad to see you like my overtures, Corona!
It is sometimes good to keep things simple, romantic...
JMR spends alot on all those fancy chefs and what not. I tell you what, sometimes a man cooked meal does the soul better, especially when followed by a glass of wine, watching the sunset. Colors play across the sky... |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
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I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:17 pm |
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Reaper wrote: |
I like your wooing tactics Jose, snappy and to the point. |
It's called foreplay, of which the other Eater men seem to have very little knowledge or understanding. Having a big woo is only part of the equation, knowing how and when to use a big woo is equally (if not exceedingly) important. |
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Caligula
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 4774
Location: Growing old
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Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:37 pm |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:38 pm |
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Hi there Reapsiebabe.
I am still doing the usual.
Someday soon my mentor hopes I may make a lucid/inteligible/useful post even.
Right after I stop ending sentences with prepositions.
Whatever happened to the Roo you rode to school?
And did the STD clinic clear up the problem satisfactorily?
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Fri Jan 22, 2010 7:01 pm |
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Well, two years ago I asked a wonderful baiter, with a shiny pelt, sharp teeth and one eye. It went poorly for me.
Last year I had a wonderful valantines with Dramaqueen, but I am sure she has been wooed and taken by some lucky eater man by now, her being such a wonderfully charming lady, and a baiter of many skills.
This year, heck, I am throwing caution to the wind, baring my soul, and asking a baiter I have long admired, who I am enjoying working with, to be my Eater Valentine.
Bo, thy baiting master, oh thou art so fine,
and on the coming holiday, will you be my valentine?
For Mr Philios, and others have paid, again and again and again,
And above all other things I say, I value you as a friend.
The great Hecturd, a despicable shit,
has been enticed to travel,
and the schemes and dreams and lies and things
have all started to unravel.
First it was Sarah, Etta and Pardeep
and after that was Shiva,
Through Photochop Mastery and pure manipulation,
Has kept Hector a Believer!
Truly fucked, on a bus, and now to catch a plane!
When he arrives, broke and tired,
he just might go insane.
But moving back to the point of this post,
is that I think that you are the most
wonderful baiter, a beautiful gal
a friend and accomplice
a wonderful pal,
Chocolate jpegs, sweets and more,
I offer to you, but more is instore,
And, with no further banter,
I make my request
to the baiter I admire,
who I think is the best,
Bohigal, would you be my Eater Valentine?
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Fri Jan 22, 2010 9:28 pm |
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^^^ Oh Doc that is so lovely, she will surely say yes!
Dear Juan, I know you love Ima but I just have to tell you something.
Please don't look Ima, clearing throat, cough cough.....
Juan I have to tell you all the things I have thought about you
I know this may seem weird and might make you kinda scared
I hope you will understand because you are a sweet man
That I am secretly stalking you in a minivan
I have to be very secret about my love for you
Because I'm not really sure if what Ima says is true
She says she is non-violent but can I really be so sure
I wouldn't want to run into her while im stalking you in my fur
It seems the theme of this thread is to woo more than one instead
That is very hard for me because I'm usually very devoted
But my darling Paranoid has said we have an open woo
So I'm throwing my heart out Juan to you too
Please don't call the police I'm really quit harmless
Hiding in and out of the bushes you have never seemed to notice
You almost caught me last night when you threw open the drapes
Yes that was me there hiding in those apple crates
I think that I should go now I'm sure I have said quite enough
Please Juan don't tell anyone I'm not really very tough
If my dirty little secret gets found out it might get rough
I really really don't want to be dragged off in handcuffs
This to a Valentine I know will never be mine, sigh..
Dear Nurse Nasty
You still kinda scare the peee outta me
I'm not really sure if you are a he or a she
I do know one thing though you really are a dream
A true and total asset to our baiting dream team
The rest of us can only dream about being as good as you
You tell all the right things to lads to make them worship you
You promise them so many things they have to follow through
With all those lovely baiting trophies made especially for you
Your quick wit and funniness can put us all into comic bliss
As you kick and beat yet another lad and he wishes he was dead
They may send curses down upon your head
You think that's funny too and just add it to your thread
Promise me you will never go away for I would truly miss you
I know for a fact that me and sis would never get over feeling blue
Well I guess I need to end this note before it becomes a page or two
Just wanted you to know how much I adore and appreciate you
My darling ParaNoid how I miss thee
I don't really know what has gotten into me today
I think I have been lonely since you went away
I know you said we could woo as many as we want to
I hope what you said was really true
For I have thrown myself at a few
It was all sis's fault cause she made me to
I have learned a lot from watching her work
She really really knows how to flirt
You have always been on my mind
I think I drank a few to many and started to make rhymes
I really miss you lots and appreciate all the time
You always give me when your not making a dime
If my loving play has hurt you in anyway
I promise I will go and throw myself off of a bridge today
For I would never hurt you my dear
That is my one and truly great fear
I miss you
Harry Harry quite unordinary how does your day go
It is really great to see you back but your naughty pic should go
You know that was private and was not meant for others show
You got Reaper all excited and what will we do he might soon blow
It makes my heart glad to see you back hope you stay for a while
We have lots of crazy fun going on in this thread so don't change the dial
We seem to be swapping partners a lot and it makes an interesting plot
Jose seems to change as the wind blows
He says HI here and HI there and no one is really sure what he knows
One thing is for sure they all seem keen on his loving scheme
So he may end up with so many valentines he doesn't know what to do
They may pull him this way and that way and may even rip off his shoes
I would chase after him too but I have already made way to many woos
ParaNoid may kick my butt and My head is getting tired and my fingers sore
So I think I will have to wait to make one for Bankster and Badgerbait
They deserve some too because they have made fine woos and will surely get a date
Like I said before it is good to see your head back in the door even if you are a little late
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Posted:
Fri Jan 22, 2010 9:41 pm |
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_________________ ~
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Posted:
Fri Jan 22, 2010 9:43 pm |
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Nice poems, Dramaqueen.
Hi Juan. ♥
@Ghost: Just add one name: Yours. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
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Suicide King
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 85
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Posted:
Fri Jan 22, 2010 9:50 pm |
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Can we woo the Old fassion way with a club???? |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Posted:
Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:08 pm |
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Yes, I imagine you could entice with mentioning a club, the female of the species like to dance and strut about. Usually, that will only cause fights when some other prospective wooer moves in...
Can't wait to see more DQ . |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Posted:
Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:10 pm |
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^Only if the club has good music and plenty of booze |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:21 pm |
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@ Harry,
Sir, if you keep holding your cock like that you likely will end up with Priapism, and that won't be a good thing.
@ Corona,
I am so glad that you have fond memories of the 2008 woo! I don't think I won your affection, but Ima tells me that "Friends is more better...". I am still trying to understand that, but she is a Mod, and your are a sweetheart, so I'll go with what ever you say.
@ DQ
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While what you heard me say it true,
A woo is still a woo.
DSW is still pining for you,
And some furry creature too.
I don't want to leave the wrong impression,
I certainly don't want to be the cause of some depression.
To some the woo has become an obsession,
To others it just leaves an impression.
I am concerned about your talk of a bridge,
I would also worry if you spoke of a ridge.
Unless of course you are a pidge (on),
Who has wings to soar like a midge.
I will be here to enjoy your story,
of your time with NN, DSW and Lori.
I hope you don't get too gory,
Just keep to the parts that make me want morie.
NN is quite the mystery,
I feel the same about luckey.
Ima seems to know something special,
I think that is quite ducky.
I'll always be around.
Even while checking out the sound.
Of the woo
From more than you.
I have two ears.
I have no time for beers.
I'll listen with all my power,
You, however, are the woman of the hour.
Redshoes was quite the tease,
Her one post was but a sneeze.
She is not serious,
Or I might be delirious.
I thought about the LovelyJill,
But she has probably had her fill.
I have searched the chambers of my heart.
There I have found this wide open part.
It has DQ tattoed there instead
Of some of the names that roll around in my head.
It will do no good for you to be dead,
'cause there is room at my homestead. |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:48 pm |
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Tim, are you sure you don't need a different username? I know I know you from another site. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:05 am |
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^^^ Posting stuff in this thread without a woo or two, or at least a hello to someone special is against <strike>my</strike> the rules. Sheesh!
Oh irish! How are you doing today sweetie? |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:04 am |
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:sigh: Ima. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:09 am |
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Ah Dora, don't tell me you're going out shooting possums with other men. That would break my heart, my achy breaky heart. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Suicide King
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 85
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:56 am |
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sir scam alot wrote: |
Tim, are you sure you don't need a different username? I know I know you from another site. |
I dont hide who i am anywhere. I am loved by all as Tim. Or my soldiers as SSG. Kangas. |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:00 am |
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Too bad we can't use lads as target practice Tim. Personally I'd like to hit them in the head with a 3 ounce cobia jig repeatedly but that's just me. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:01 am |
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@Tim: But if you scambait well, the scammers won't love you.
We recommend not using a username that you've used elsewhere for posting here at Eater because we strive to irritate the crap out of criminals. You can still be Tim, just vary it up a bit. If you want to change your username, send me a private message and I'm glad to do it for you.
Hi Sners. xoxo |
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Suicide King
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Jan 2010
Posts: 85
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:10 am |
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Oh and the reason for No woo's well is I Love everyone, and never really sure of who is male and female in the online world and regularly play a role as a female to lure stupid lads off there games.
But if Woos are what you want well then. I will simple say.
If I only had a moment I would spend it with you, for in that moment forever I would make.
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:12 am |
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Hi, Ima. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:17 am |
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Oh my, Doctor Stephen that's the first valentine I've ever gotten that used the words "despicable shit" so sweetly!
I'm so flattered. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:26 am |
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@Ima: ♥
@DramaQueen, your poem was lovely and warmed my heart, but I'm sorry to tell you that the aforementioned heart is utterly devoted to the exquisite Ima. Which is not to say that you are not also exquisite -- I know for a fact you are -- but Ima has been my queen since last Valentine's Day and I can never stray. I am devoted.......
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_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:47 am |
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Sis,
Priceless I say she is
The pleasure is a fizz
She has a heart of gold
That friendship that can't be sold
Her friendship is so true
Without her life would be blue
jose, you hardly wooed me, but I still love ya. |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:13 am |
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sir scam alot wrote: |
Ah Dora, don't tell me you're going out shooting possums with other men. That would break my heart, my achy breaky heart. |
Well, Juan did mention something about possums to me. But I wasn't paying much attention to that as he was giving me a personal French lesson at the time.
(Note to the lovely Ima: While this is technically true, I can assure you Juan was just teaching me a basic French rule. He was utterly a gentleman and turned down my ardent flirts and remained your loyal devotee. I am just using this to try and get SSA's attention.)
Tim wrote: |
If I only had a moment I would spend it with you, for in that moment forever I would make. |
Well hello Tim! Tell me, do you happen to be a Southern boy? |
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