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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:42 pm |
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3mm@nuelle 0ffor claims to be a gospel singer wanting to make his first album
Laddo:
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Hi,
I am a young talented Gospel Singer here in ( Nigeria ) |
Me:
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I would like to find out a little more. Would you be agreeable to my asking you a few questions? |
Laddo:
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Dear SIR C0nway,
Please ask your questions.
Thanks. |
I have a few already lined up but if anyone has some suggestions? |
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Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
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windypops
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:45 pm |
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Is his voice loud enough to break glass? |
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Mr Wang
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Joined: 25 Oct 2007
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:46 pm |
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Can he create chords just with his voice? |
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windypops
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:48 pm |
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I thought of a couple more.
Can he sing backwards?
Can he sing while drinking a glass of water? |
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Master of Puppets
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Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:58 pm |
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^Whistle after eating a pack of biscuits, when half of it is still in his mouth?
Can he sing as well as the Sirens in the classics (that is, does he attract sailors?)
Do birds suddenly appear when he sings? |
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BRUIN
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Joined: 10 Apr 2006
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:59 pm |
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Ask her to call a skype number and sing "Amazing Grace" to audition.
Bruin |
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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:35 pm |
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convince him that 'killing in the name of' is a gospel song, and have him sing it over skype as an audition. he just needs to sing it in a gospel manner.
if he can get his whole choir to sing that would be even better |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:39 pm |
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Ask if he knows that hymn about the bear with crossed eyes named Gladly.
(Gladly the Cross I'd Bear). |
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MoutonBlanc
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Feb 2008
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:18 pm |
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I'm baiting the same one. I will take it slowly so that too many baiting does not educate him.
How old is this format ? |
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bohigal
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:24 pm |
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Ask if he can do the jijo iya k’awo while singing. You hear it's all the rage among the young Nigerians.
(="foolish dance", insulting phrase) |
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sam vimes
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 18 Sep 2009
Posts: 52
Location: in my own little world.
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:43 pm |
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can they read music? |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:00 pm |
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You could misunderstand "gospel singer" and see if he'll set passages from the gospels to music. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:00 pm |
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I'd like to hear him harmonize with random sounds.
Car horns, baby cries, birds, flatulence, etc. |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:03 pm |
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MoutonBlanc wrote: |
I'm baiting the same one. I will take it slowly so that too many baiting does not educate him.
How old is this format ? |
The more who bait him, the busier he is - the trick is not to let him realise he's been baited. The mistakes are all his; it's always his fault; any failures to receive the £££ are solely down to him
I'm not sure about the age of the format - this is the first time I've seen one like this, but I'm sure there have been others!
Thanks for the reponses all - keep them coming!
@Bohigal - Brilliant!! |
_________________ x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:07 pm |
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Maybe he could do a rap version of the genealogy at the start of Matthew? |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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Jammy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2009
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Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:06 am |
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sir scam alot
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Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:31 am |
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I'm baiting him as well. Right now I'm trying to see if I can coax him over the border to the north and on into the desert. |
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Rick Shaw
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Jan 2010
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Fri Jan 22, 2010 7:39 am |
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I've has the same email twice. I've only just started baiting him very slowly, he's been co-operative so far. |
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The_Boobs
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Feb 2007
Posts: 354
Location: Cornwall, UK
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Fri Jan 22, 2010 9:57 am |
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Does he give good head? |
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iMike
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Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:03 am |
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Has he met Susan Boyle? |
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auguste
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Joined: 30 Nov 2009
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Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:26 am |
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I have no use for a gospell singer , but i could use him if he is able to shatter glass with his voice for my glass recycling plant.
I'll of course pay all expenses for bringing him over , his visa and make sure has accomodation. |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
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Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:35 pm |
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^^^ Glass recycling plant! |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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Marvinator
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Nov 2004
Posts: 775
Location: Nashville TN
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Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:13 pm |
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Musical Questions:
What voice are you? Soprano, Coloraturra, Contralto, alto, Tenor, Irish Tenor, Baritone or Bass
If you are male and above a tenor, have you been castrated or is your voice natural?
How many years have you been singing?
What training have you had?
Who have you studied under?
Do you follow the Enrico Caruso Symposium?
How many songs do you have in your repetoire?
Name them:
Do you prefer to sing with accompaniment or a capella (without accompaniment)?
Do you play any instruments?
Name them:
Can you accompany yourself to sing?
Using what instrument:
How long have you been playing this instrument?
Do you sing in a group?
What is their name?
How many are in the group?
Do you have a director?
What is his classification?
Do you sing solo?
Have you done duets?
What about a threesome?
Did you enjoy it?
Do you use Head voice or chest voice?
How good is your head?
How good is your chest?
Can you 'sight read' music?
What languages can you sing in?
Have you sung internationally?
What countries?
Have you ever been under contract?
Name of company or person who you were contrated to:
Are you free to contract to an international singing company?
Are you free to travel?
Can you pay your own initial fees?
What accommodations would you require?
Do you have an entourage?
How many?
sorry...trained vocalist here....too easy to write questions for this one. LOL |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
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Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:23 pm |
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^^^^
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sorry...trained vocalist here....too easy to write questions for this one. LOL |
Ah-ha. That makes it a little more clearer |
_________________ x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:28 pm |
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Putting what has been said before together, your mugu needs a full audition tape (hopefully video as well as audio) in which he/she/it performs a range of gospel and non-gospel tunes designed to show the scope of talent that the mugu possesses.
I picture the mugu being required to rent a venue, hire a videographer, set up a sound system, and then perform a dozen or so assorted tunes.
"Amazing Grace"
"YMCA" (from the Village People)
"We're not gonna take it" (Twisted Sister)
"I fought the Law and the Law Won" (Bobby Fuller)
"Your Cheatin' Heart" (Andy Williams)
"Another Brick in the Wall" (Pink Floyd)
"Money" (Pink Floyd, again)
Any other ideas?
Bruin |
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