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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:22 pm |
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Hi Corona!
@ Ima, keep talking... |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:46 pm |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:05 pm |
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/\/\/\ |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:07 pm |
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My plan sure backfired. I was attempting to open the door to more women wooing Juan.
@Jose, my baiting mentor for life: I could really use some help organizing my baits. I'm working on a set of security photos, two safaris to France, a country music video and a set of insurance forms. It's a bit overwhelming. Suggestions?
@Ghost: Thank you for the song. ♥ I didn't care for the one you gave Snerd, though. Also, remember that avatar you made me? Any chance you could add a few names?
@Juan: Still waiting on the second set of pictures, explicit instructions sent.
@Sners: Thank you, my dear. xo
@Razor: Le voyage s'annonce magnifique. (please excuse my very rusty French). |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:19 pm |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:51 pm |
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/\/\/\ He is afraid to oppose me in any public wooing, it's not his fault though, he struggles with inadequacy issues (he probably drives an oversized truck or sports car to compensate).
@ Ima, you should just ignore them for a few days and then issue a big slap for their inattentions. They'll be more compliant if they think you are upset. Try responding only once a week until they have proven they are worthy of more frequent replies. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:37 pm |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
I was attempting to open the door to more women wooing Juan. |
But... but... Why, my sweet Ima? I thought you were wildly jealous of the other Eater women who have been sending me erotic PMs and revealing pictures. But fear not, my love, I have turned them all away, letting them down gently and reiterating my undying devotion to the lovely and entrancing Ima.
Ima wrote: |
@Juan: Still waiting on the second set of pictures, explicit instructions sent. |
Explicit pictures sent per explicit instructions received. Check your email. You do have a large screen monitor, right? |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:33 pm |
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Corona wrote: |
JM, you can still woo me and I might fall in love with you also. |
I know that for you any successful woo must include food. And to that end, I am in negotiations to bring in, for seven successive days, a top chef from each continent (Europe twice as Antarctic cuisine is somewhat lacking) on a Gulfstream jet to cook for you a meal unlike any other that you have tasted. Specifically, I am thinking of this schedule:
Sunday: Spanish -- think coastal, Mediterranean cuisine.
Monday: Moroccan -- tremendous spices and exotic vegetables.
Tuesday: Japanese -- a formal kaiseki meal, with you in a silk kimono.
Wednesday: Peruvian -- a melting pot of cultures produces an unforgettable meal.
Thursday: USA -- Thomas Keller from the French Laundry -- 'nuff said.
Friday: Australian -- fresh seafood from Brisbane, and organic lamb -- a modern masterpiece.
Saturday: French -- old world traditions meet new world palates and wine to die for.
This is just a start of course... |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:40 am |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:06 am |
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Dear Dora, I do like that sexy lingerie but the hair-curlers and Tweetybird nightgown will be perfect for our run down to Walmart to buy more ammo for shooting possums. |
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2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:44 am |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:06 am |
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sir scam alot wrote: |
...the hair-curlers and Tweetybird nightgown will be perfect for our run down to Walmart to buy more ammo for shooting possums. |
Now here is real woo'ing!!
SSA darling, you had me at 'Walmart'. :sigh:
(Keep whispering those sweet nothings and I might Rock My Beer Gut for ya! |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:37 am |
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Corona wrote: |
I love you Noid and wooing sis is the closest thing to me. You were wooing her in the first place. |
Dear Corona,
Thank you for letting me off easy,
I wasn't tying to be sleazy.
I don't want anyone to be alon-a
On the given Day.
I wanted everyone to come out and play,
Even if they don't know what to say.
I thought I could engage Redshoes,
But she seems to have better things to do.
I don't want to be obscene,
I really fancy DramaQueen.
I am not a two timer,
That would be a crime-r.
The art of the woo,
Is something for more than two.
I am very happy to be in the running,
Some times it takes some cunning.
Getting the full attention of the subject,
Is the total goal of this project.
Since I have your blessing about ur sis,
I don't think I can miss. |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:46 am |
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Awwww ParaNoid that is so sweet! You better cover it up, it's showing.
Your big heart that is. |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:05 am |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
@Ghost: Also, remember that avatar you made me? Any chance you could add a few names? |
Sure Post or PM me the list of names. |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:52 am |
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A little somthing I put together during lunch
It's early in the wooing season with much wooing to be done
For me my wooing is simple for I will be wooing only one
I will be wooing Cathartic Kate, the most beautiful girl here
To me she is perfect in every way, I will woo her without fear
She is my baiting partner "SweetCheeks Spooner" is her name
Together as The Spooners the 2 of us play this baiting game
The 2 of us we share our pets and frustrate them to no end
We giggle, and smile when on a wild goose chase we do them send
We gather their scripts and post them up to rid them of each vic
If only they knew what we had done I am sure they would be sick
Bank accounts and pictures and all of their stolen verse
With it all posted for all to see I am sure their luck is worse
Kate and I we do share more than just some baiting fun
We share the bad times too when the lads scam another one
Vics they do come to us and tell of how they love them so
Some fantasy created by a lad that has caused so much woe
We give them proof and wean them off that scammer so vile
But the vics so in love, they are so often in denial
Together we share all the frustration and all the pain
When we find that the same filthy lad, he has struck again
Of course our experience with victims isn't all so bad
We often find that our profiles have denied another lad
Helping victims to see the truth, that is our main aim
It keeps us going makes us smile and helps to ease the pain
The victims keep on coming, the lads they come and go
But together with my Sweetheart, we will put up a show
We will show the victims how they can keep well clear
of this vile scum who we call lads that we deal with here.
Cathartic Kate My Princess, baiting partner and virtual wife
My wonderful partner in anti - crime and my friend for life
Doing what we can to help and to be all that we can be.
You have helped so many, but nobody as much as me. |
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:37 am |
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someone asked me to post this but being valentines they should be annonymous so i cant tell you who
I think they just have a crush on his avatars rather than the man himself.
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nurse nasty
you have stolen my heart. there is not a day that goes by that i dont think of holding you in my arms. i am not a man of many words and sometimes they dont make sense but what i say is true that i want to be with you.
will you be my valentine |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:30 am |
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Ralph wrote a woeful poem for his Sweetheart, so I decided it would be better with some modifications made so we can send it to our love pets.
Please feel free to send this to your pets as a valentines gift they will love and hopefully reuse for many years to come.
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My dareling Sweet (insert pets name) I luv u all so much
You are the most perfect one and i love your crutch
We were brought together and I am sure that it was fete
My perfect partner forever, forever my wondeful (insert pets name - Note, it doesn't have to rhyme)
We sail the seas together looking for right that we can wrong
So wondefull and cosy together we sing our special song
Barnicle Bill the sailor it is a song made just for us
A Pirate and his enchamting wench for whom he makes a fuss
Your eyes so sparkly your beatiful smile so very wide
Nothing makes me so happy as when you let me inside
My wonderful lover who is so wonderful, the one that I admire
You are the only one who could ever put out this burning fire.
(Insert pets name) you have the very best example I could ever find
So wondafull and kissable you definately have the cutest behind
You make me smile you make me sigh and you even make me sing
With the wondafull thins you do for me, and the luv you bring
I will love you forever even if you cant remember my girls name
Our lives so perfect together, things can never be the same
i rush to be with you every day just like a bull at a gate
I will love you forever, my sweet and wonderful (insert pets name) |
Here is Ralph's crappy original version;
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My Darling Sweet Enchantress I love you all so much
You are the most perfect one and I love your touch
We were brought together and I am sure that it was fete
My perfect partner forever, forever my Enchantress Kate
We sail the seas together looking for wrongs that we can right
So wonderfull together where we spend our days and night
If there ever was a perfect song made just for us
It would be of a pirate and the princess for whom he makes a fuss
Your eyes so sparkly your beautiful smile so very wide
Nothing makes me so happy and make me feel so good inside
My wonderful lover who is so wonderful, the one that I admire
You are the only one who could ever light this burning fire.
Enchantress you are the very best partner I could ever hope to find
So wonderful and kissable and such a caring beautiful mind
You make me smile you make me sigh and you even make me sing
With the wonderful things you do for me, and the love you bring
I will love you forever it is you who lights my desire's flame
Our lives so perfect together, things can never be the same
I rush to be with you every day just like a bull at a gate
I will love you forever, my sweet Enchantress Kate |
He has so much to learn about wooing
Just incase your wondering, this is definately not safe for work;
NSFW Barnicle Bill The Sailor |
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<- I run like a girl
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:47 am |
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Just to show romance isn't dead
I can also bring a choice of mouthwash on a date. |
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You go die like bird
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:45 pm |
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Master wrote: |
someone asked me to post this but being valentines they should be annonymous so i cant tell you who
I think they just have a crush on his avatars rather than the man himself.
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nurse nasty
you have stolen my heart. there is not a day that goes by that i dont think of holding you in my arms. i am not a man of many words and sometimes they dont make sense but what i say is true that i want to be with you.
will you be my valentine |
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Anonymous? Sure Master.
However I'll take whatever I can get. Anything that's cheap and slutty... Which is convenient considering... |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:00 pm |
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Dora, I'll even throw in my RL picture.
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_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:16 pm |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:11 pm |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:44 pm |
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Woooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooo
Wonderful wonderful wooooooing Murry.
I rather thought Ralph's was the better effort - and I wish you would encourage him more.
His had a definite air of touching innocence, promising eternal devotion and displaying a warming comfortingliness feel.
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Virtual marriage is all very fine and dandy though, indeed we shared the very same hemisphere for a short while.
Virtual wives not only have virtual rings, but virtual pawn tickets for the ring.
We do however make a terrific team - bait - warn - amuse - and post whore |
I suppose I could put up with you for another year - but no slacking - or else I start snapping.
We both know just who the Boss really is - sniggering.
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:11 pm |
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Corona wrote: |
Dora, gotcha self a hot one there. |
I certainly do, don't I?
Your bravery in posting your RL pic is duly noted, SSA. And I really hope you don't get axed now. It would break my heart.
Now let's get to the serious woo'ing. What can you make your lad do to help your cause?
blah's lad did this for me:
And of course, I can't forget Bluth's lad singing an original song for me: Dora Song
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