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Huntington
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:35 pm |
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Got the standard FBI email from a lad so my very first response was
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| Sir, you should be comforted to know, I am an agent of the Federal Bureau of Investigation myself, I am SPIA (Special Agent in Charge) T1ger B@rkinson. I am aware that your email is a scam and that you are attempting to defraud innocent people, however as you have sent it to my personal address I will ignore it, but I suggest you cease committing fraud before further steps are taken. |
i rambled on a bit never expected to hear back from him.
I just got this
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Dear Mr Tiger B@rkinson
I received your snipped its just crap
you are not a FBI agent, I have checked the full company database entailing all agents names cell phones and emails and you are not on the database in the FBI. |
then he goes on to convince me his scam is real not a scam
finally adding this little gem
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| falsifying a FBI agent is illegal and will get you arrested, we know where you are and will be coming for you if you do not submut to our requests |
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luckey
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Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:38 pm |
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Looks like he has you dead to rights. Submut or face the consequences.  |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:00 pm |
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Tell him when he calls you'll be disguised as a pot plant so he won't be able to recognise you. |
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Vampiremerchant
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Nov 2009
Posts: 3227
Location: Scotland
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:49 pm |
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| I have checked the full company database entailing all agents names cell phones and emails and you are not on the database in the FBI. |
Tell him that your work is so secret that you are not on the database ! |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:51 pm |
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Which database? You're in the other one of course 
ETA: You might be interested in his clearance level as well? Then go on asking if he, by any chance, knows Renee Walker... (or any of the other 24 FBI-characters) |
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Nero419
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Jan 2010
Posts: 236
Location: Planet Earth
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:00 pm |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:48 am |
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You would love to submut with him, but first you would like to send Dana Scully and Fox Mulder over to interview him. His story is alien to you.  |
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pablo
419Eater is my life
Joined: 10 Jul 2008
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:34 pm |
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@@Huntington
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| I have checked the full company database entailing all agents names cell phones and emails |
Ask him if he checked the 419 officers list for west africa. The lad verify the details by calling 234.819.112.5737 and explain the details of his behaviour. The lad can fill out the relavent details online at
http://www.efccnigeria.org/index.php?option=com_artforms&formid=1&Itemid=76
We would have to assume that before you Submut or face the consequences the small boi will suppy his badge number and supervisor contact information.
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