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bobjohnson
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Oct 2008
Posts: 1192
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Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:58 pm |
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I got the below two replies within one hour of my ASEM. Thought both were pretty funny.
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just abig fool, keep writing , fruastrated donkey look like a hungry dry wood next action is to decay to hell
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GO TO HELL..THIS IS MR. MIKE YOU ARE NOT HELPING ME YOU ARE PAYING FOR YOUR CONSIGNMENT...OKAY
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_________________ x37 1 for the hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
x6 2 for the hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
:safari:x2 The infamous hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
www.emmanuelisastupidmugugoatdicker.webs.com |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:22 pm |
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Looks like some custom title material.
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fruastrated donkey |
Anyone else think the second one is better? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:10 pm |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:25 pm |
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Classic...where do they come up with this stuff? Has anyone here written a random lad insult generator? If not, I'm writing one. (If so, send link, I could use some laughs). |
_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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Jammy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2009
Posts: 517
Location: Absolutely, last time I checked.
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Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:30 pm |
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Bizarre Angry Lad wrote: |
fruastrated donkey look like a hungry dry wood |
I never knew they looked like that! Learn something new every day.
Great catch!
^Padme, I would SO love a random lad insult generator! |
_________________ X 4
Published Bait: The Miseducation of Chief Mrs Watusi FBI Mrs |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:32 pm |
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Jammy wrote: |
Padme, I would SO love a random lad insult generator! |
They're pretty easy to write, so if no one says that they've already done the work in this thread I'll write up something in Javascript and post it to one of my non-traceable servers. I can also send the code to anyone who is interested in doing their own. |
_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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SiteReaper
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Sep 2008
Posts: 357
Location: Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200. ByeBye Bankity-Bank!
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Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:37 pm |
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I hope my dry wood isnt hungry. What do you feed hungry dry wood? |
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bastard thief-FBI
x5
your fund is no more here in our bank.~Mr. W@lter.
it is God that give me your contact email ~Mr. 3ke.
I will put on my base ball t-shirt today, coz i know you will write me...lol.-John @pender.
Thanks for your kindness. Unfortunately, we are not interested in your
cake, rather we need the document.-FBI
X100+ and counting... |
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bobjohnson
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Oct 2008
Posts: 1192
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Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:53 pm |
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SiteReaper
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Sep 2008
Posts: 357
Location: Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200. ByeBye Bankity-Bank!
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Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:02 pm |
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I'll be sure to order some frustrated donkeys from my lads to feed my hungry dry wood then! |
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bastard thief-FBI
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your fund is no more here in our bank.~Mr. W@lter.
it is God that give me your contact email ~Mr. 3ke.
I will put on my base ball t-shirt today, coz i know you will write me...lol.-John @pender.
Thanks for your kindness. Unfortunately, we are not interested in your
cake, rather we need the document.-FBI
X100+ and counting... |
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bobjohnson
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Oct 2008
Posts: 1192
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Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:09 pm |
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Do you think it matters if they are store bought frustrated, or should they be home frustrated? Processed or organic? Scientifically frustrated or artistically? Taken too far? |
_________________ x37 1 for the hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
x6 2 for the hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
:safari:x2 The infamous hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
www.emmanuelisastupidmugugoatdicker.webs.com |
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SiteReaper
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Sep 2008
Posts: 357
Location: Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200. ByeBye Bankity-Bank!
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Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:17 pm |
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I wonder if its the same as it is with produce...store bought frustrated donkeys are good....but homegrown frustrated donkeys are the best. |
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bastard thief-FBI
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your fund is no more here in our bank.~Mr. W@lter.
it is God that give me your contact email ~Mr. 3ke.
I will put on my base ball t-shirt today, coz i know you will write me...lol.-John @pender.
Thanks for your kindness. Unfortunately, we are not interested in your
cake, rather we need the document.-FBI
X100+ and counting... |
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bobjohnson
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Oct 2008
Posts: 1192
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Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:18 pm |
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SiteReaper
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Sep 2008
Posts: 357
Location: Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200. ByeBye Bankity-Bank!
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Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:19 pm |
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A publicly frustrated lad donkey is best! |
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bastard thief-FBI
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your fund is no more here in our bank.~Mr. W@lter.
it is God that give me your contact email ~Mr. 3ke.
I will put on my base ball t-shirt today, coz i know you will write me...lol.-John @pender.
Thanks for your kindness. Unfortunately, we are not interested in your
cake, rather we need the document.-FBI
X100+ and counting... |
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bobjohnson
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Oct 2008
Posts: 1192
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:51 pm |
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Got this last night:
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Hello friend.
I wish to tell you that i am not on internet for child play |
Nothing special, but still brought a smile to my face. |
_________________ x37 1 for the hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
x6 2 for the hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
:safari:x2 The infamous hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
www.emmanuelisastupidmugugoatdicker.webs.com |
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bobjohnson
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Oct 2008
Posts: 1192
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:38 pm |
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Got this one this morning. I believe it to be especially nasty. Anybody want to decipher?
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_________________ x37 1 for the hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
x6 2 for the hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
:safari:x2 The infamous hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
www.emmanuelisastupidmugugoatdicker.webs.com |
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bobjohnson
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Oct 2008
Posts: 1192
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:09 pm |
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One last one for now. This is from the same lad who sent the mystery message. Whenever I see him online I just drop him a line and say "Yo Dingleberry". That is pretty much all I ever say. It drives him nuts. Now I got this one about ten minutes after his last message.
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TALK BUSINESS BECAUSE I CAN SEE YOU NOW KNOW THAT I KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW |
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_________________ x37 1 for the hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
x6 2 for the hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
:safari:x2 The infamous hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
www.emmanuelisastupidmugugoatdicker.webs.com |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:50 pm |
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To save another thread, 2 from today :
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Do you know what? I cant send any fucking certificate anymore okay.Our business is over. You people are scum and just leave me and my company alone please.Bye.
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Henry Aham, who reads this site (Hi Henry!)
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You must be a Big fool,dont ever in your life write me again.You should know that am not one of those you use as goats for your 419eater.I dont even know what you enjoy in deceiving people.People like you die mysteriously,you better ask God to forgive you or you face the wrath.IDIOT. |
c'mon Henny baby, you can do better than that! |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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Black Dog
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
Posts: 651
Location: 100% AUSSIE
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Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:38 pm |
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Inspector Gadget wrote: |
Henry Aham, who reads this site (Hi Henry!)
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Hi from me too Henry!!! |
_________________ Abidjan > Accra - Elson "with out feeding and sliping at a car perck in Accra"
Abuja > Lagos > Accra - Wadino "on the street roming like destitute"
Accra > Lagos > Akure > jail > Lagos - Lad-onardo DaVinci "YOU HAVE GIVEN TO ME A WOUND IN MY HEART I WILL ALLWAYS REMEMBER"
Lagos > Accra - Smith "i have to sell my shoe"
Lagos > Accra - Stanley "I SLEPT IN THE CAR AND WAS BITES BY SO MUCH MOSQUETO AND I AM NOW FILLING SICK"
Accra > Lagos - Dr Omo "have not eaten and bath even my tooth is dirty"
Random lad pain:
X14 more &
Team Mr Bigg's |
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bobjohnson
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Oct 2008
Posts: 1192
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Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:42 pm |
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Got a fresh insult this morning.
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HAHAHAHA SMELLY DONKEY, DO YOU REALLY THINK BAITING WORKS???
HOW DARE YOU???
I AM FAR MORE EDUCATED AND MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU..
JUST INSERT THOSE MILLIONS OF $$$ INTO YOUR MOTHERS SMELLY PUSSY,
DICK HEAD
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_________________ x37 1 for the hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
x6 2 for the hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
:safari:x2 The infamous hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
www.emmanuelisastupidmugugoatdicker.webs.com |
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Leanne
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Apr 2009
Posts: 204
Location: Ireland
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Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:27 pm |
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Hi Henry! |
_________________ x39 x1 x1 x1 x1
yoa need to set yourself on fire and burn so that there is no trace of your filth left to contaminate dey earth.
A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT UR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE U
O' BOY you are a PARARA, infact u are a big MUGU pooooooooor boy, common get away you baaaaaaaaaaaatard
u fit chop dollar u be dead man no worry i would come and flogg u in your dreams and make sure u put candel in your ass i would also light it up.
tunder go srike u very soon... dont pkay around with people u dont know. LAST WARNING!!
MAGA MUGU OLE ONYE OSHI OTELE |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:53 pm |
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Yo, Henry, drop me a line anytime. I would love to chat with you. |
_________________ ls77
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:30 pm |
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Hi Henry!
How's it hanging? |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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Dr_Pimper
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Oct 2009
Posts: 55
Location: Australia
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Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:33 pm |
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Hi Henry how's the weather over there in West Africa? |
_________________ x8
-- Roland Stuart -- Lagos to Port Harcourt 1000km round trip -- FUCK U AND FUCK PORT HARCOURT
Q: If you could have dinner with anyone (dead or alive) who would you choose?
A: YES I WOULD CHOOSE ALIVE --- S3cur1ty Sh13ld lad
Why must u giv me the shits like this? --- John Koffi
1 year - I. O. Babatunde |
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Bolleboos
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2009
Posts: 1000
Location: Paises Bajos
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:13 am |
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Inspector Gadget wrote: |
Henry Aham, who reads this site (Hi Henry!)
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You must be a Big fool,dont ever in your life write me again.You should know that am not one of those you use as goats for your 419eater.I dont even know what you enjoy in deceiving people.People like you die mysteriously,you better ask God to forgive you or you face the wrath.IDIOT. |
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Hi Henry. I played Chuck when Inspector Gadget was away for a week, remember? (You refused to safari for me.)
I agree completely with you that deceiving people is not nice. Have you decided yet that this scamming business is just not worth it? Hope you have. If so, I sincerely wish you the best of luck making an honest living. |
_________________ x 13
<-- Ger@ld J0nes aka Remittanceboi, MG security forms, thanks NN!
<-- Emanuel WIMPed from Lagos to Ghana (provided phone help on Bruin's lad)
Miss Ariana Hani: "it seem your balls contains up to 6 eggs that i should destroy with a baseball stick and weep your spinal code so you die"
Mandaline Randy: "i gave you my heart body mind and soul but you did not value it imagine if you were me how would you feel beby its pain ful i was just rooming in the money gram as if am a mad girl while you knows my condition its unfear" |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:21 am |
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Hi Henry, you look rather dashing. Does your boyfriend like this picture too?
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_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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