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Angus McOatupp
King of Modalities
Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 237
Location: Scotland
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Mon Jul 26, 2004 6:57 pm |
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I mailed this to Alim.ah and Siste.rs:
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Unfortunately my wife killed me on Saturday when she accidentally shot me in the face. Luckily for me though the world renowned tree-surgeon Dr Marmaduke Doolittle III, managed to succesfully surge me back to life. He removed all of my internal organs and replaced them with microchips and hydraulic pistons. I have an Intel Pentium 4 processor instead of a brain and two mobile telephones with cameras in to act as my ears and eyes. When I got home my wife related the whole story of my ordeal, oh how we laughed.... |
Miss Ali.mah replied:
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"I am very saddened to here of your recnt death but thank god you are now alrit agen. Praise the lord for Docter marmaduke dolitle." |
Unbe-fucking-leivable |
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James�
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Jul 2004
Posts: 76
Location: Belgium
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Mon Jul 26, 2004 7:11 pm |
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This opens a wide range of possibilities! |
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Angus McOatupp
King of Modalities
Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 237
Location: Scotland
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Mon Jul 26, 2004 7:34 pm |
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Yes, what with me having mobiles for ears, that means I could drop dead from a lethal call at any time if someone even speaks to me! |
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Herp
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Jan 2004
Posts: 396
Location: Gnarly Woods
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Mon Jul 26, 2004 8:46 pm |
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Perhaps in the next few posts you can tell him about the superpowers you are gradually discovering with your all new body |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Tue Jul 27, 2004 1:56 am |
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You could turn it in to a whole bionic man bait
"Angus McOatupp , Baiter - A man barely alive . . . Gentlemen, we can rebuild him . . . we have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic baiting man. Angus McOatupp will be that man. Better than he was before, Stronger, Faster . . .".
Angus McOatupp played Colonel Steve Austin, a NASA test pilot who survived a near fatal crash and was reconstructed and refurbished by Dr Marmaduke Doolittle III at a cost of $6,000,000. Steve was fitted with atomic-powered (!?!) legs , arms and left eye (complete with built-in grid screen). I'll never know why they didn't just rip his other eye out and give him two atomic eyes! |
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rogermegoodly
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2004
Posts: 380
Location: 24,902 mi / 40,076 km from where I am right now...
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Tue Jul 27, 2004 4:12 am |
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Like the bionic woman wouldn't have just run in circles, what with the one leg getting done.... |
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Angus McOatupp
King of Modalities
Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 237
Location: Scotland
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Tue Jul 27, 2004 7:05 pm |
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In a dystopic & crime ridden Newcastle-upon-Tyne, a terminally wounded baiter returns to 419 eater as a powerful cyborg with submerged memories haunting him� Newcastle is scam ridden, and run by a massive company. The company have developed a huge scam fighting robot, ED209, which unfortunately develops a rather dangerous glitch. The company sees a way to get back in favour with the public when a baiter called Angus McOatupp is killed by a street scam-gang. McOatupp's body is reconstructed within a steel shell and named ROBOBAITER. ROBOBAITER is very successful against mugus, and becomes a target of supermugu Bello. |
Can't believe they believed the last load of shite, wonder if this latest update will make them think twice? Obviously I didn't mention 419 eater etc... in the version I sent them!
While I'm in Robocop mode, check this out.
http://www.nfb.ca/grizzly/suit.html
This bloke was attacked by a bear in the early 80's, and inspired by robocop, constructed a $150,000 bear-proof suit. Mental. |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Tue Jul 27, 2004 8:40 pm |
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Bear man is some sort of nut nut ain't he, either that or he's a mackem , loved the tests he did on the suit, geezer is off his head
Testing On Suit:
Truck: 18 collisions with a three-tonne truck travelling at 50 kilometres an hour (30 m.p.h)
Rifle: Shot at with 12 gauge shotgun, using "Sabot" slugs
Arrows: Armour-piercing arrows, fired from 45 kilogram (100 lb.) bow
Tree Trunk: Two collisions with a 136 kilgram (300 lb.) tree from a height of 9 metres (30 ft.)
Bikers: Assault by three bikers -- the largest, 2.05 metres (6 ft. 9 in.) tall, weighing 175 kilograms (385 lbs.). Biker armaments: splitting ax, planks, baseball bat.
Escarpment: Jumped off escarpment, falling over 15.25 metres (over 150 ft.).
Bite Bar:
Pressure-sensitive strip located on right arm, to measure the biting power of a grizzly.
I like this bit, the suit has a Fireproof rubber exterior, presumably in case any bear is carrying a flame thrower |
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Angus McOatupp
King of Modalities
Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 237
Location: Scotland
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Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:41 pm |
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He's is a total nutcase, but demands total respect!!! Apparently he made a guest appearence as himself on the Simpsons. Have you seen the video of him getting slammed by a tree trunk? Surprised he didn't die from an adrenalin overdose!
U a geordie? |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:08 am |
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Angus McOatupp
King of Modalities
Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 237
Location: Scotland
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Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:19 am |
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Yeah thats the link, works fine in my RealPlayer, Although I can't access it from work.
Thought the signature might have had something to do with beating the mackems in the semi-final! I won a few quid on that. Had Millwall 1-0 and Cahill to score. I thought Millwall weren't cockneys though? Although anything past Scotch Corner is south to me! |
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Angus McOatupp
King of Modalities
Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 237
Location: Scotland
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Thu Jul 29, 2004 3:02 pm |
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I had a reply to my robocop storyline, an example of which is printed below. Hopefully i will put this all on a webpage if it carries on in this fashion!
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...he (Dr. Marmaduke Doolittle III)replaced most of my skin with titanium plating and my bones with high tensile carbon fibre rods. I am virtually indestructible, and can therefore dictate what I eat! I had three pints of kerosine and a massey-ferguson tractor for tea last night.... ...I am still too frightened to talk to people incase the phones in my head spontaneously kill me.... |
Amazingly Miss Alim.ah replied again;
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"Praise god he has looked over you and you are trully a. The imptoarnt thing here is the money western union transfer of funds. i am gratful to god that he has spared you your life but must stress the need to consentrait on the matter at hand. Praise God" |
Q) Does anyone think she might be a religious fanatic?
Q) I am truly a... what?
Q) How do you pronounce 'Imptoarnt'? |
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Munglers
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Mar 2004
Posts: 22
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Tue Aug 10, 2004 9:32 am |
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lol, this is fantastic!
Please do post up the full thingy when it's done. |
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Mike Anderson
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 15 May 2004
Posts: 91
Location: The Scambaiting Office
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Fri Aug 20, 2004 7:49 pm |
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He must have read a lot of low-quality science fiction novels. I bet he believes in UFO and space aliens too. |
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Angus McOatupp
King of Modalities
Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 237
Location: Scotland
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Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:46 pm |
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Whats wrong with low-quality sci-fi and believing in UFO's?
Nah I dont really, but theres nowt wrong with classic 80's films like robocop, total recall, and tremors.
I would have loved to post the full bait, but it tailed off and isn't worth the read! |
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