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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:08 pm |
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I can't believe it.
I answered a loan lad, offering the usual amounts for 3% interest.
Got this back:
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fromGlobal Financial Solutions <[email protected]>
to [email protected]
dateTue, Jan 12, 2010 at 3:20 AM
subjectThanks for your loan interest
mailed-bywindowslive.com
Thanks for your loan interest.
Kindly download, fill and submit the attached application form.
Mr. Hamppa Samuels,
Marketing department,
Global Financial Solutions
GFS House, 94 Myddelton Square,
London, EC1R 1YB, United Kingdom.
Email: [email protected]
Thank You Jesus. |
I wrote back, saying my bank offered a loan at 2.25% and if they could better I would borrow from them.
I also asked why the "Thank you Jesus". (it made me think Robert Tilton was now into email scams.)
Got this!
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Simply because Jesus is all. We cant go beyond our rate.
Best of luck
Mr. Hamppa Samuels,
Marketing department,
Global Financial Solutions
GFS House, 94 Myddelton Square,
London, EC1R 1YB, United Kingdom.
Email: [email protected] |
Are they really starting to believe their own scams and thinking the money is real? |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:20 pm |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:24 pm |
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You know your credit report is really bad if you get turned down for a lad loan (just kidding)!  |
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Fowan Nyne
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Location: Miniluv
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:29 pm |
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Does Jesus set the rate? |
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foo
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2009
Posts: 1271
Location: Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Citteh
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:36 pm |
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Jesus gets loans at .7%.
Also, I love how he signs his emails with his email address. You know, just in case you couldn't get it from From: or Reply-To:. |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:58 pm |
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Aw yes, the Imaginary Money Becomes Real In A Lads Mind Syndrome (IMBRIALMS)...
One of my baits haggled on my percentage for 30 emails before we went any further. I've also had 3 others that haggled a bit and then dropped me because I insisted on 50%!!! |
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Ghost
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Joined: 26 Jun 2004
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Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:53 pm |
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My guess is his script is going to say 3% and his stupid fake documents are going to say 3% and he is too lazy or too dumb to change things. Also probably easier for him to do the math with round numbers.
Usually the laziest answer is correct. Also a lot of lad are very pompous and don't like their maga's changing things because often they will require more then the average 3 emails before sending money which is too much work for some lads. |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:56 pm |
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entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem |
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dr stephen williams
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Joined: 06 Aug 2007
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Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:15 pm |
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www.creditreport.com maybe he looked you up? (hee hee) |
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:31 am |
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My self-esteem is really in the toilet now. What's worse than being seen as unworthy by a lad?  |
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OxygenDeprived
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Joined: 05 Mar 2007
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Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:40 am |
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^^ being a mod???
I only kid!
Why not reply to him and tell him your bank lied about the rate and tossed in too many fees and want to see his best rate again as you still need the loan. He may smell desperation and be more interested. |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
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Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:34 am |
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Maybe Jesus demands and gets a .5% kickback. They just don't have any wiggle room left to negotiate. |
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markdavidchapman
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 09 Jan 2010
Posts: 30
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Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:33 am |
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You spelled Praetor wrong
Jesus was a very shrewd businessman, many people don't know that he was a loan shark before he became a prophet. |
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Tommo Shanter
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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:18 pm |
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Whilst not wanting to tread the religious road to Damascus.. Everybody knows that Jesus Saves...but Moses Invests.
Lad logic #419...all scam loans must be at the rate of 3%. Any attempt at deviation from that perscribed rate by the maga indicates that they are "gmail jokkers" and "not serious in this business" and therefore consequently more trouble than they are worth.
Loan Lads IMHO rank only slightly above lotto lads for their lack of patience. That fact, of course, shouldn't preclude anybody from baiting them. |
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