2010 Valentines Day Be My Lust Object Thread

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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:39 am

I've seen the cards and flower sets in the shops, so I guess it's time for that Eater Institution, the Valentines Day Be My Woman/Women/Whore Thread.

Remember the simple rules,

Men, including the Squirrel, have to chase the Ladies, by whatever method they feel works.

Ladies, your encouragement is requested and preferred.

May the best man get the best woman/women.

Wooing is now open.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

I've tried this several times and have never gotten anywhere. I'll watch this year.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Mar 2009 Posts: 582

To make things easy, I enjoy homecooked meals, walking the dog in the park and gardening.

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:21 am

This year I will need risqué photos sent to me by PM to determine who is woo-worthy.

Security measures will be in place to prevent any potential fraudstars. Cool

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

My Valentine wish hasn't changed over the years, and still remains Ima.

This year, I'll try a different approach....I am tracking down Juan's IP and will zap his internet, effectively removing him and his 'ooh lala' French from the equation....and I'm sending him a box of dirt.

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:32 am

@ PF, this year will be different, you have honed your skills, and now you're able to sucessfully woo one of the many delectable Eater Ladies surely? Cool

@Merry Widow, may I call you MW? time is of the essence and long words confuse me, walking the dog? Home cooked meals? Gardening? Nothing about scented bath tubs, massage oils, steamy erotic evenings at my palatial tropical beach side house?

I'll give 10 points for starters though. Wink

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:40 am

This year, I claim Dora, and Just Jane. Dora for her Southern charms and Jane for his/her taste in firearms. New female members are encouraged to submit Valentine's security photos to my personal box.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Mar 2009 Posts: 582

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Nothing about scented bath tubs, massage oils

Ok, you got me there, I do love a nice long soak in a clawfoot tub with scented bath salts, candles and jazz music on the stereo.

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:03 am

I'm going to cash-bait Juan again this year. Thanks for the Plasma Juan!

We have over a month before the chew and spew of Valentines? Do we really need an entire month? If this answer is yes I shall be vigorously cyber stalking anyone who'll have me.

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:17 am

Of course the answer is yes, anything to get away from the nauseating Zombie armageddon, and the PWT fluffy cat picture thread.

I'm hoping Nanny appreciates the Tartan Doc Martens I found for her.

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:19 am

OH NO! Are we going to start this already? Last year, it was only 2 weeks of woo-ing and while fun, it was extremely exhausting!

For those that need a refresher, check it out: VD 2009

SSA, while I am very pleased you have already laid 'claim' to me (and Just Jane and other new female members Shocked

), only a silly girl would take herself off the market this soon. Plus, I might have some woo-ing to do myself. Wink

Let's see...who shall I lay claim to? jojo? Retired from Eater immediately after I picked him last year. (I am sure it was a coincidence!). Harry? BTDT. NN? I seem to remember he did a Love Train last year. Tsnerd, Juan, and Ghost are totally dedicated to the lovely Ima. Pastor Frank dumped me last year. jose wants risqué pcs. (I can do that!) Dear Caligula brings me my morning coffee. HH is my new resident stalker. MBL is a perfect dancer. Dutch and Freddy were my site killing Valentine's last year. HellRider hasn't been around in a while. MikeH speaks french to me. Paranoid and irish and Slap and...so many others...

I need a plan. And some Tylenol. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:50 am

^^ Start early, finish later.

Hi Dora, so pleased to see you back, and you remembered most of us! I still treasure those little frilly underthings you sent me. Wink

Still 4 weeks gives everyone time to sort out stuff and find the really good presents and bribes, photos and lures.

And I'm not doing the fishing trip this year, although it was fun, I'm free and available this year, so I'm not going to waste time.

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:59 am

irishemigrant wrote:

Of course the answer is yes, anything to get away from the nauseating Zombie armageddon,

It's all Irish's fault.

We were saving lives and you mock the greatest thread of eater. Crying or Very sad

Unlocked: Irish would like to apologise for his comments.... Don't you Irish. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:29 am

Last year Pinkdragon and I made an exceptional couple (Elf and Dragon), but she seems to have gone to sleep in an uncharted cave... Sad

Dora - I'm not on your list. Why is it so?

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:56 am

Take it easy Irish... we can have a Valentine and a zombie thread. The zombie thread is serious though so this one will be a nice relief.

Well, I'm conflicted and my heart is still broken from last year. True enough someone tried to show me love but the broken pieces of what was once my heart were too small to mend. That and she stood me up on Valentine's day.

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:05 am

Well, i don't have to make an effort. Despite of what the ladies will say, they all love me and nobody else. Or should i say they love me for my heavenly body. 100% muscle, zero fat and no brains. Will post a photo shortly.

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:22 am

Ghost wrote:

Take it easy Irish... we can have a Valentine and a zombie thread.

How about amalgamating the two and having a "Zombie Valentine Thread"?
You can only post here if you eat human flesh and are looking for love.

Gives real meaning to "She stole my heart".

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:59 am

Suits me fine. BTW zombies are past it, vampires are the big hit now.

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:37 am

I like the vampire and NickTheCop and Nasty Nurse and lots of guys--------------

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:59 am

Methinks I'll do what I did last year, retire to my burrow and go into hermit mode while all this fluffiness is happening.

Besides, have a strong feeling that a lot of people here can't figure out whether I'm male or female.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Sep 2008 Posts: 689

I would so woo Nurse Nasty but I think she is more interested in girls than boys .... lets face it there's the intense fascination with all things pink and fluffy for starters .... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:19 pm

Merry Widow wrote:

To make things easy, I enjoy homecooked meals, walking the dog in the park and gardening.

You can cook me meals walk my dog and do my gardening, this is sounding like a great deal so far, do i need to do anything?

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:02 pm

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I would so woo Nurse Nasty

Who wouldn't. Very Happy

So I'm an alright guy, mostly fun to hang out with (or so I've been told once), educated, a good listener, and really good in the sack. I remember my girls' favourite flowers (and even actually buy some), write the odd poem and have never forgotten an anniversary or important birthday in my life. I can fix virtually anything that runs with electricity while simultaneously showing empathy that "that stupid thing doesn't work". I love to cook and give hour-long massages (no, really) with hot stones. My flat boasts a well-equipped kitchen and a dedicated massage room.
(Oh, and I can say kinky things in French and make them sound sweet!)

Only thing is that sometimes I'm... naughty and need to be... punished.
(Which brings us back to NN Embarassed

)

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:24 pm

^^^

Quote:

sometimes I'm... naughty and need to be... punished.

My kind of guy.

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:41 pm

i will just watch Laughing

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