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jreh
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Sep 2004
Posts: 197
Location: Iqaluit, Nunavut (F'king Cold Up Here!)
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Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:16 pm |
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| I need your help. I got your email address from a guest book of business people all over the world. I am Bill Fazzina from Saudi Arabia and from a royal family. My father owns so many football clubs in Brazil before he was assinated by his political partners. |
"ASSINATED"??? I'm trying hard not to visualize here.
I'd hate to have his political partners. |
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Fowan Nyne
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Aug 2009
Posts: 3720
Location: Miniluv
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Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:48 pm |
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Ouch! Brings tears to the eyes  |
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Black Dog
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
Posts: 651
Location: 100% AUSSIE
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Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:26 pm |
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I read your post and noticed your avatar and pissed myself laughing
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:32 pm |
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I was assinated once. Not as pretty as you may think. |
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:08 am |
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^^  ugh, too much info
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larry
Old Telecom Guy
Joined: 07 Mar 2008
Posts: 516
Location: land of mountains plains, lakes, gophers etc etc
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:44 am |
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Made the coffee come out my nose....
Those pesky lads and their vocabularies. someone should sit down a write a lad dictionary.
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Mlox42
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Apr 2009
Posts: 184
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:59 am |
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I don't think that's be possible, I mean with all the mistakes they make, it would take years to complete. Even then, as the dictionaries are made, new mistakes will be made and its a never ending cycle. |
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larry
Old Telecom Guy
Joined: 07 Mar 2008
Posts: 516
Location: land of mountains plains, lakes, gophers etc etc
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:01 am |
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well obviously it would have to be an online dictionary. There aren't enough trees to handle all the reprints.... |
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Mlox42
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Apr 2009
Posts: 184
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:27 am |
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| well obviously it would have to be an online dictionary. There aren't enough trees to handle all the reprints.... |
I don't think there's enough internet to hold it all. Heck we'd have to get rid of websites just to hold it all. |
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Jammy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2009
Posts: 517
Location: Absolutely, last time I checked.
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:33 am |
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| I was assinated once. Not as pretty as you may think. |
Um... I wasn't imagining it would be pretty AT ALL!!
I know it's bad to educate the lads about the mistakes in their scripts and all, but I'd find this one a real temptation to go on at length about how terrible it must be to be assinated, by your partners no less, at the football club... |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:48 am |
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There's an opportunity here for some lad education.
The next time a lad tells you about how his cocoa "magnet" father was bumped off, you can ask him if his father was "assinated". And/or, you could mention how you're researching the JFK "assination" and the various theories.
EDITED TO ADD: I think this would be a worthy addition to the Surplus Letters Forum. |
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